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Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« on: January 08, 2011, 10:23:08 pm »
This is the place to share your Chuck Norris Jokes; fire away!
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 10:25:10 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't pay for training; Trainers would like to pay Chuck Norris, but he doesn't need training.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 11:22:49 pm »
Chuck Norris uses Maulberlords for armor training.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 11:30:59 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use an elevator; he can fly.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2011, 12:18:13 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn he sits on his porch and dares it to grow
On the 7th day god rested.... Chuck Norris took over
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 12:42:38 am »
Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.
The next release of PS client will be tested by Chuck Norris, so the bugs will fly away scared to death.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 01:29:47 am »
Quote from: BoevenF on January 09, 2011, 12:42:38 am
Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.

... and still wins the Champions cup
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 08:24:52 am »
Chuck norris is the reason enkis stick together

[lilura will be all over this thread when she sees it]
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 12:04:30 pm »
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 01:24:39 pm »
Chuck Norris played PlaneShift once. He got all the glyphs, weapons, armors, every single GM event reward, became a guard and survived a wipe. Then, he roundhouse-kicked Talad in the chin because his game was "too short for him". And he has a pterosaur, a goujah and a megara, and of course a drfiter and a rivnak.

When Chuck Norris mines in PlaneShift, he just stares at the screen and gets the ores inmediately. He doesn't even say a number: the system simply knows what Chuck Norris wants.

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 02:03:22 pm »
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on January 09, 2011, 01:24:39 pm
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
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People wonder if alien Saucers are real... no not really just Chuck Norris playing Frisbee.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2011, 03:31:04 pm »
Quote from: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 12:04:30 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

Quote from: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 02:03:22 pm
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on January 09, 2011, 01:24:39 pm
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2011, 04:00:16 pm »
Quote from: neko kyouran on January 09, 2011, 03:31:04 pm
Quote from: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 12:04:30 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

Quote from: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 02:03:22 pm
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on January 09, 2011, 01:24:39 pm
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.

WIN. Neko earns 1,000 internets.

Chuck Norris made a sauce so spicy not even he could eat it. Then, he ate it.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2011, 04:15:36 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Chuck Norris, then they go to pee.

By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2011, 06:03:53 pm »
Quote from: Dracaeon on January 09, 2011, 04:15:36 pm
By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.

That's your kind of creativity?! ;D
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