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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2011, 09:55:32 am »
Chuck Norris urinated in Yliakum, making the lower levels underwater, which also began a rain cycle.

Chuck Norris AKA Hydlaa (The glyph)
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@Earowo, man just drop it! I'm sick of you and Sarras running all over me and getting away with it! It's not just me who's realised it either. So just drop it thanks!

@Neko you could of PMed me. Someone's already running all over this.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2011, 12:14:58 pm »
Dakkru gave a Frequent Kick Flyer Card to Chuck Norris, to thank him for his kind cooperation.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2011, 12:17:30 pm »
The best jokes and CN related stuff are from Boeven. PERIOD.

Chuck Norris can fall down the cliff on Bronze Doors and don't die. If he dies, it's because Dakkru is his CENSORED and he's paying her a visit. And he doesn't suffer her curse.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2011, 12:28:47 pm »
Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.

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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2011, 12:40:49 pm »
Quote from: BoevenF on January 10, 2011, 12:28:47 pm
Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.

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Win!

By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't train in any armor, why would he need to?
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2011, 01:32:05 pm »
Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2011, 06:27:15 pm »
Quote from: Knightspark9 on January 10, 2011, 01:32:05 pm
Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.

That's false, nobody slaps Chuck Norris and lives to tell it. Well… I don't see Laanx anywhere. So I guess we all know wher S/He is.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2011, 11:08:12 pm »
Quote from: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 12:40:49 pm
By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.
... Yliakum will also be deformed by Chuck Norris
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2011, 08:44:07 am »
Beh. Another movie upload without any clue about "anamorphic encoding" and unsqueezing the picture.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2011, 07:47:12 am »
Chuck Norris is the reason the stlagmite fell on Gugrontid.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2011, 09:04:05 am »
Good one.

Chuck Norris's childhood home was the ruins by Gug he once got into a fight with his mum...
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2011, 03:27:46 pm »
And I thought he was the reason for the exodus at the Eagle Bronze Doors.

No, he is the source of the rumours about monsters in the Stone Labyrinths - which are the results of his roundhouse kicks against walls.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2011, 07:20:13 pm »
Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2011, 11:27:42 pm »
The only person strong enough to beat chuckk norris in a fair fight was his dad, but he beat his dad anyways.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2011, 04:09:59 am »
Quote from: BoevenF on January 12, 2011, 07:20:13 pm
Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.

Lol I was gonna say something similar to the platinum mines, but then I realised you can still mine platinum.
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