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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2011, 06:18:21 am »
Chuck Norries wasn't defeated by Bruce Lee. He's so nice, he let the yellow guy win. Then Bruce Lee died of sadness for having defeated Chuck.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2011, 11:21:55 am »
Chuck Norris is the one who gave the hefty loans, the interest... a side kick to the DR.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2011, 03:24:32 am »
The crator in front of ojaveda, was created when chuck norris fell out of his private jet.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2011, 03:42:53 am »
What do you mean, his private jet?  Chuck Norris doesn't need a jet, he can fly!
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2011, 10:09:09 pm »
Chuck Norris' droppings are actually iron ores.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2011, 10:36:45 pm »
Chuck Norris owns the single largest collection of mummified cats in the world.  When asked about the reasoning behind his collection, his only reply was: "They aren't ripe yet"


For a more PS-related one: Chuck Norris' client crashed once... We all will remember the event as the Crystal Eclipse...



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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2011, 01:56:37 am »
Talad is a Chuck Norris follower
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2011, 02:28:48 am »
The tree of chuck norris is 5 times bigger, and 10 times more beutiful then the tree of xiosia
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2011, 02:58:50 am »
^^ Agreed

Chuck Norris can mine and refine and craft and shape and sharpen a reinforced battleaxe in one emote with a piece of tin.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2011, 03:50:56 am »
Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.

With one character.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2011, 05:09:09 am »
Quote from: Caraick on January 21, 2011, 03:50:56 am
Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.

With one character.
I can too, its /die
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2011, 07:56:47 am »
Chuck Norris is the only person in Yliakum who doesn't complain about the smell when Caraick doesn't bathe.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2011, 07:39:51 pm »
Chuck Norris is the only person Teshia hasn't tried to marry yet

She knows that if she tried, and broke his heart, he would terminate all menki life forms in the Dome to watch her suffer...
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2011, 08:08:30 pm »
Uhm, that's wrong.

I am not Chuck Norris.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2011, 09:50:42 pm »
You most certainly is not.  ;D
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