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Catlemur

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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2011, 01:15:40 pm »
Chuck Norris sold an apple to Harnquist for 4k circles.
Chuck Norris killed an Ulber by thinking of it.
Every time Chuck Norris dies the game crashes.
Chuck Norris banned temporary a GM who dared to warn him.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2011, 05:00:11 pm »
Chuck Norris' guild has been around longer than the Dark Empire :P
Chuck Norris started playing PS when it was in sub-atomic blue
Chuck Norris can take a step to the left without completely interrupting everything he's doing.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2011, 07:38:13 pm »
Man, Chuck Norris owns so much.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2011, 10:07:33 pm »
Chuck Norris has destroyed the DE's guild thread not once, but seven times.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2011, 10:54:01 pm »
Chuck Norris can be smellier then any menki if he wants to.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2011, 11:13:55 pm »
Chuck Norris' beard is the reason the dwarves came to Yliakum.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #81 on: April 07, 2011, 02:04:22 am »
You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck  Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #82 on: April 07, 2011, 02:10:25 am »
Mwahaha!  :devil: Chuck Norris ftw.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2011, 02:23:32 am »
Quote from: Sangwa on April 07, 2011, 02:04:22 am
You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck  Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th

ROTFL  :lol:
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