[Game] You're dating a roleplayer if…

[MishkaL1138]

The game is so simple I don't think it needs to be explained.

You're dating a roleplayer if s/he calls you his/her "little fenki/menki".
You're dating a roleplayer if s/he rolls a dice (and forces you to roll it too) to see if s/he succeeds when trying to hug or kiss you.

[LigH]

... you have trouble understanding ancient forms of your language, and you even get a frown for using casual language.

... your dog is now afraid of thrown weapons. -- In the better case.

[MishkaL1138]

Based on RL experiences, LigH? XD

[LigH]

Well ... if she goes AFK in the bed, it is not necessarily a sign of her being a roleplayer.

[Dracaeon]

If you come home and your wife/husband is sitting in the corner with the lights off mumbling an extremely descriptive account of the ulber attack

[Candy]

...if instead of being all mushy like the lovebirds you're supposed to act like, you show affection by teasing each other about your characters and plotlines.

...if they say 'Hey, stop metagaming!' when they catch you peeking at their facebook/email/etc.