Newbie, Starting Anew

[Illysia]

+1

I'm starting to like Varnis54   

Don't listen to this hooligan. There are lots of things to do as a law abiding citizen. One thing is to not get hunted down like a wild animal.

[Rigwyn]

lol !

On the contrary, as a baddie you get to do things like burn Laanx priests, spread plagues, sell poisoned pies in the plaza, and lure Ulbernauts into the Stonehead Tavern.   o.O

[Illysia]

Which tavern did you say? >.>

But see as a good character you can actually show your face in the light of day and someone might actually care if the evil things down in the sewer get a hold of you. However, if you do like Night Rogue, then you might find yourself being fed to the Ulbernauts. Especially if they are found in the Stonehead Tavern. >.>

[Varnis54]

But hiding in the shadows, and striking when least expected is always satisfying.

[Rigwyn]

But hiding in the shadows, and striking when least expected is always satisfying.

This.

This is golden.

[Illysia]

*gets out her Wooden Spoon of DOOM(tm) and waves it menacingly*

I'll stop you hooligans yet. Just you wait.

[Varnis54]

*gets out her Wooden Spoon of DOOM(tm) and waves it menacingly*

I'll stop you hooligans yet. Just you wait.

Oh no!!!!!!  The wooden Spoon of Doom!

Run!!!!!

[Rigwyn]

I hear that spoon's left marks and stripes upon many asses. 
I just knew there was a bad girl in Illy... just waiting for an excuse to come out!   

Rawr...

[Illysia]

*Holds the Spoon of DOOM(tm) ready to Smite*

You don't keep law and order without busting a few rear ends.

And while we are on that topic.... Language mister. >.> Don't make me get out the Platinum Spoon of DOOM(tm).

*Points the Wooden Spoon of DOOM(tm) in Rigwyn's Direction with intent to strike.*

Or worse, I'll tell Lilu and then you'll really need to quake in fear.

You all might want to follow Varnis54's example.

[Rigwyn]

 I am soooo trying not to feed into this with a non-pg13 response. 

[Illysia]

*Strikes a random object near Rigwyn and pulverizes it with the Wooden Spoon of DOOM(tm) then looks at Rigwyn*

>.>

[Rigwyn]

* Rigwyn waggles his eye brows at Illysia.

[Illysia]

You tempt fate Rigwyn... You tempt fate. >.>

But where did our beloved returning kinda newbie go?

[Varnis54]

*Pops out from Illysia's back.* 

I'm right here. 

[Illysia]

*looks over her shoulder*

Ok, you stay out of trouble back there.

*turns back to keep her eye on Rigwyn.*