The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society

[Volki]

Y is a weird letter
I think it would be better
To use I
Instead of Y
This would benefit me
Since the I in my name is "ee"
As is the same for "Volki"
So obviously Candy
Should change her name
Because hers is lame
English sucks
Look, ducks!

[Roled]

Victory

"Victory is mine" cried the noob drinking tea.
Ululation and exhaltation like fish in the sea.

Sound the QQ patheitc kran
Reward ignominy hardly my plan

My marrow flows like joopiner jelly
Leaking from broken fingers gangrenous and smelly

A rotten apple and boring to boot
No cunning daemons to lol and to hoot!

Volki the untitled goddess of ears,
I think I've drunk too many beers!

Heretofor the titles per se: alphabetical
Henceforth, do, try to be aesthetical.

Apologies I make for lapses profound,
Don't leave me bleeding out on the ground.

brilliant reverse compliation Bilbous!     

[bilbous]

Thank you. I did try to always keep with the plan and went all out at 3 am for that one. I think I got all the preceding titles in there...

Insomnia sometimes bears fruit.

[bilbous]

Zinc

I went out mining and looking for zinc
I passed across rivers, past flowers so pink.
I drew some lines here on my paper with ink,
A fellow could follow my map I do think.
Your footing be careful, in bogs you might sink
The water you carry is what you can drink
it gets in your eye and causes a blink.
Hammer that rock and make it go chink
the pack that you brought, you fill to the brink.
A hoist to your back, a strap to unkink
Then off to your home, quite happy I think!

[LigH]

Add just one more rhyme, and this poem will stink...

[bilbous]

such a strong word makes me want to call a shrink

[bloodedIrishman]

Candy is lame
Kull is awesome
Bilbous is terrible
I hate all of you

[bilbous]

I'd like you better if you weren't such a _____.
Because of what you are I don't care a lick,
I doubt you are Irish, more likely a hick.
I'd write this on paper but I don't have a bic,
The thread seems to be over so give it up pretty darn quick.


Now that we have got through the list alphabetical
I ponder on options most hypothetical.
Do we start over again with letters a-doubled,
Leaving out the trash talk and words that are troubled.
Some might find this a bit too much to bear
To them I might say don't be such a nasty little duck
Does it really look like I give a ____?

[Rigwyn]

Eternal

Eternal loops of letters A to Z
Word them, rhyme them, twist them, every last one
Weave them in knots and webs like spiders may
Knead them again, recycle, so much fun.

[bloodedIrishman]

Putting the blank spot before the rhyme that clues the reader in? Silliness.

[bilbous]

Actually,

I could have used symbols for expletives deleted
like they use in newspapers' comics
but I felt it was good having letters depleted
we live in an age of science atomic.

The rig full of win says we must carry on
So I'll leave off the snarks
I'll  actually make up some baryon
out of aunties and quarks!

Up and down, and bottom to top
with strange charm I'll come to a stop.

[bloodedIrishman]

"Caveman Style" (abc, 3/2/3)

Bad bilbous.
Me good.
Make poem.

[bilbous]

Binary
Binary, trinary, finery in plum
2 pieces, 3 pieces, bathing suits to some
this little poem is getting kind of dumb!

[Rigwyn]

So.. what letter are up to? 
Yall keep changing direction xD

[bloodedIrishman]

How about we do it alphabetically but with topics from Planeshift?