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Rigwyn

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 05:01:59 am »
n00B

hoo is buy it
got plat 4k
cant stand sell sell
hurry today

rp?!?      wut stat
aint got all day
what skil i need
no str?!! 2 gay!!!!

us fight- pop pop
got nutz BIG STEEL
hop dool h0p hop
n spelz 4 real, bitchessssssssssssssssss...

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I give hi rank
b mah pE 0n
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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 05:31:48 am »
Now

I want a fatty steak now
stomach's rumblin' like crazy
been hungerin' for some chow
but I be 2 lazy for da huntin'
why? cuz I live like a baws
rivnakkin' an stuntin'
slicin' my enemiez wit clawz
Cuz my Oja swag is too strong
and my long daggah too long
Candy can't handle deze poetic skillz
She hunts poultry tah pay da billz
I hunt mad rhymes for the thrillz

Check it. TURN MY OJA SWAG ON!

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 05:52:27 am »

Oops!

Oops! There goes the soup,
all over the floor.
There goes my fine grub,
my hot Dinty Moore!



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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2013, 09:59:26 am »
Pathetic

Pathetic rhymes, worse spelling.
B I's raps have got me smelling,

Is that Gunk or Sticky Goo,
Will it play in Fernando Po

Ulber this is all for naught,
Guess I'll use a mining bot.

When at last it's time for bed,
I'll catch some zees, won't spell it Z(ed).

I know you'll think this lasts too long,
I have to tell you that you're wrong.

Don't say a word, don't make a sound.
Or else I'll make this thing a round!

bloodedIrishman

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2013, 10:53:06 am »
QQ

Why u cryin' son?
Can't get away or run
I'm lyrically slicin' and dicin' ya
Have you callin' for retreat, yessah

I'm not gunk you're dirty poo poo
That's right I called you dirty poo poo
And that's why I be freeflowin' on the scene
Cuz I'm loosin' poopz all over ya rhyme scheme

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2013, 11:22:32 am »
@ Rigwyn:

Thank you for the n00B

Gag Harmond
Knight and Ambassador
The Royal House of Purrty

bilbous

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2013, 05:57:52 pm »
Reward

There's a lass who's so crass and so fey
She has dates and she mates all the day
     When at last comes the night
     She makes out quite all right
The reward and her hoard makes it pay
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Mariana Xiechai

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2013, 07:11:41 am »
[From a character with a fear of crowds.]

Sound

Straight from the lips of gossiper's tongues
Look at her, there, do you see her scars?
The chattering teeth of milling throngs
Isn't she strange, peculiar, bizzare?
Same set of statements in various tones
She could be nicer, more cordial, could speak!
Lamenting and laughing in chuckles and moans
The way that she cowers, so awful, so weak!
A blur of faces, features meld into one
Why is she running? What makes her retreat?
Their stares are merging, you're coming undone.
She's fleeing, she's running, heart rapidly beats!
Behind you their voices maliciously chime
She's freakish and rude, ignored us, the nerve!
But you don't care. You must escape their

Sound


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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2013, 07:46:37 am »
Tea

Steam rises from the mug
My tongue burnt but it's so sweet
Done, just one more cup
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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2013, 01:21:17 am »
Fish

Fish smell,
I eat them.

bilbous

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2013, 03:06:39 am »
Ululation

When at last the maruading neotens were brought down
Ululation from the peons commenced with  this sound:
Galaroo Grelayaaa Feyalaba Ganazoooooooown!

bilbous

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2013, 09:07:12 am »
Victory

"Victory is mine" cried the noob drinking tea.
Ululation and exhaltation like fish in the sea.

Sound the QQ patheitc kran
Reward ignominy hardly my plan

My marrow flows like joopiner jelly
Leaking from broken fingers gangrenous and smelly

A rotten apple and boring to boot
No cunning daemons to lol and to hoot!

Volki the untitled goddess of ears,
I think I've drunk too many beers!

Heretofor the titles per se: alphabetical
Henceforth, do, try to be aesthetical.

Apologies I make for lapses profound,
Don't leave me bleeding out on the ground.

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2013, 11:52:04 pm »
Years after his true death, a menki's descendants fight over who gets what's left of his simple home. While two of the supposed adults brawl over the only sculpture of any great value, the menki's cousin recognizes a woman in an unfinished painting at the bottom of a trunk. She turns it over in her arthritic paws, hoping to find the name she can't quite put to the face, and discovers a few lines of fading ink:

Watercolours like no other, soak the page and paint my lover
Softened hues of pink and red, passion from the paintbrush bled
Captured her white, stunning smile, with a touch of my own style
Claimed her beauty for my own, but she had a heart of stone
Off to Kada-El's she heads, to go find someone else instead
Turns out it was really she, my fickle muse, who had claimed me
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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2013, 04:29:31 am »
Xyloid

Candy's rhymes remind of wood
rotten and old and nothing good
Talkin' bout love but you get no love
Cuz yo rhymes is weak
But mine come from the heavens above
And I'll teach ya what to seek
Like I'll make your ego meek
So bow down to the schemes and dreams
of Kull Rhundin who is not what he seems

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Re: The Planeshiftically Dead Poet's Society
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2013, 08:56:34 am »
Way to miss the subtext, hon
Our menki got some lovin' done
He didn't stay embittered,
He moved on to make a litter
The family finds pieces of his past
Answers to questions never asked
Shouldn't have to spell it out,
For some posturing, thick-skulled lout
I highly doubt divine rhyme schemes
Tend to go a, b, a, b
Yes, I'm using the selfsame one
But I don't claim it's gold I've spun
Or try to act like I'm so hard
While playing the part of a bard
It's hard to take you serious,
When you're so clearly delirious
Now step up, someone, don't be shy
Let's move on to the letter Y
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