Author Topic: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]  (Read 3055 times)

Pierre

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One lovely day in Hydlaa, a damned goodlooking redheaded dwarf named Glorum showed up in the main plaza to ply his trade.  The trade of engraving. 

The citizens of our fine city, being for the most part gossiping busybodies who know exactly what is happening at any moment underneath the crystal, poor groffels have feet worn to stubs round here, quickly gathered round his work bench near the Iron Temple. 

Little respect was shown for the god of said temple, Laanx [all praise!], as may be witnessed from the events that follow.

(00:32:27) Glorum shouts: Greetings citizens!!!
(00:32:29) Resildren says: Er…hello?
(00:32:30) Mishka tries to put a foot on Kisoji's head and push him against the ground with the sole of her boot. "Did you go visit the Howling Well, idiotic beast?" She seems to not care much about what's happening around.

(00:32:53) Kisoji rolls over and eyes Glorum, laying in his own pool of vomit. He looks up at Mishka and groans.
(00:33:00) Potare says: Greetings dwarf.
(00:33:14) Qter pets Potare.
(00:33:14) Glorum says: My name is Glorum! I'm a local crafter!

(00:33:18) Rigwyn watches a rather plain looking dwarf wave.
(00:33:25) Resildren glance down at the ground startled.
(00:33:38) Aensor studies Glorum.
(00:33:39) Potare says: Did you lose your tools too?

(00:33:45) Kisoji says from under Mishka's suede bootie: The last thing this town needs is another skilled crafter...

(00:33:55) Mishka steps off Kisoji's head and wipes her sole on the grass, turning around to look at Glorum "Great, just another fish in the pond."
(00:34:01) Glorum looks to Potare and grins "No sir! I take good care of my tools!"
(00:34:07) Qter says: Nice to meet you Glorum, I’m Qter.
(00:34:13) Bilbous says: Someone throw that drunkard in the sewers where he belongs
[he’s talking about Kisoji if this isn’t plain as the nose on one’s face.]

(00:34:23) Gova nods to Glorum in greeting. "A pleasure to meet you."
(00:34:28) Mishka calls over to Bilbous "He's not worth the work!"
(00:34:31) Rigwyn mutters, "Tools" with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.

(00:34:40) Glorum smiles warmly to Gova "The pleasure is mine sir"

(00:35:00) Bilbous says: Call the guard then, they get paid for it.
[again referring to the aforementioned menki.].

(00:35:06) Resildren says: So…you’re new to Hydlaa?
(00:35:15) Glorum says: I've come to make you all aware of my business, times have been a bit tough of late and I could do with more customers!
(00:35:16) Resildren says: If so, welcome.
(00:35:16) Mishka scoffs a little and mumbles "Guards..."
(00:35:26) Aensor says: Wacha selllin?
(00:35:46) Glorum shakes his head looking to Resildren, “I’ve been a citizen of this city for a long time, although I am probably not that well known.."
(00:35:52) Mishka says: Yeah, what do you offer that we don't have?
(00:35:57) Glorum says: My trade is somewhat specialised you see...
(00:36:10) Glorum says: Not too much demand for it these days it would seem.

(00:36:28) Resildren says: Oh? And what is that?
(00:36:40) Mishka says: There isn't demand for almost anything, it seems, other than armor.
(00:36:41) Glorum says: I'm an engraver, weapons, armour, jewlery...You name it, I can engrave it!
(00:36:46) Mishka is visibly more interested.
(00:36:59) Resildren says: Hummm…
(00:37:00) Mishka says: Oh, right! It's been a while since I last saw an engraver around here!
(00:37:03) Qter says: Anything sir?
(00:37:18) Bilbous says: Can you engrave my butt?
(00:37:26) Glorum nods to Qter "Within reason, but yes!"
(00:37:27) Aensor chuckles
(00:37:30) Qter says: I want to engrave something but...
(00:37:36) Resildren says: I'll give you a circle if you do it.
(00:37:38) Nicoletta shakes her head at the kran.
(00:37:44) Mishka calls out to Bilbous "He would have to charge extra for hard labour!"
(00:37:45) Glorum looks to Bilbous and chuckles "That is a very wide surface to engrave sir."

(00:37:50) Qter says: It's a prank for a friend you see.
(00:37:58) Nicoletta laughs.
(00:38:44) Glorum pounders for a moment before speaking "I don't suppose any of ye have any interest getting any of your posessions engraved?”
(00:38:45) Bilbous gestures with the hammer, butt first.

(00:38:54) Resildren says: So this offer of yours, what’s the cost?
(00:39:26) Resildren says: I do have a pair of swords.

(00:39:48) Xola says: How much do you charge for your engravings?
(00:39:49) Rigwyn calls out loudly, "What's the price, an arm and a leg little man?"

(00:39:50) Mishka says: Depends on how much you charge. Though I'd rather learn from you. I only have one sabre to engrave and I'm in a bit of a rush, I can pay you twice or more for a quick service.

(00:40:50) Glorum smiles to Mishka. "My fee is 1000 tria per item, maximum of 2 items per job."

(00:40:53) Qter says: I want to engrave something but what can we engrave and what can we not sir?
(00:41:02) Resildren says: Done!
(00:41:09) Resildren says: I do have two.

(00:41:35) Glorum motions towards the temple. "Any of you who would like to use my services, please follow me to my crafting stall..."

(00:41:45) Resildren nods towards Mishka.
(00:41:56) Aensor says: That price is fair.

(00:42:38) Glorum shouts: Please form an orderly line behind this Fenki!
(00:42:49) Glorum points to Mishka
(00:42:58) Mishka smiles kindly "Thank you. I'd rather learn your trade than use your service, but this is fine as well."

(00:43:27) Rigwyn moves close to Nicoletta, then casually stares down into her bucket.
(00:43:38) Glorum smiles "Whisper to me what you would like engraved and hand me the items.”
(00:43:39) Mishka hands over a sabre.  "Here it is, I would like to have it engraved with these runes." She hands Glorum a parchment with Enkien writing on it.

(00:44:17) Nicoletta scours her pockets for something, anything.

(00:46:32) Dilihin waits for the line to form and walks to the end of it.
(00:46:42) Nicoletta stands close to the enormous Diaboli and fingers her axes.
(00:46:59) Dilihin looks at Aensor.  “Sir, you may go before me.”
(00:47:10) Rigwyn smirks and grins at Nicoletta impishly. His scarred face tugs oddly and unnaturally. Looking back at Glorum, he slowly pulls a dagger from his sheath..

(00:47:39) Mishka looks at the dwarf's work intently, as if trying to analyse what he's doing to copy it later.

(00:47:57) Aensor says: Thanks Dilihin.
(00:48:12) Dilihin says: No problem,sir.
(00:48:15) Glorum hands back the sabre, work complete... "Enjoy!"
(00:48:41) Mishka pays the dwarf a hefty sum for his work "Here." She slides the sabre into its scabbard.
(00:48:44) Glorum motions to Resildren to step forward.
(00:49:09) Mishka waves a little and bounds away.
(00:49:32) Glorum places the swords on the table and begins works...

(00:50:17) Resildren nods in approval.
(00:50:29) Resildren says: Fine work there.
(00:50:33) Rigwyn looks back at Nicoletta, then leans in and asks, "What are ya getting inscribed? A Klyros cutter?"
(00:50:52) Resildren says: And the cost again?
(00:51:18) Glorum hands back the completed work, "1000 tria per item sire!"

(00:51:22) Nicoletta's face squishes up at "klyros cutter."

(00:51:46) Glorum says: Typical bloody Dermorian, always trying to dodge paying the bill!!

(00:52:01) Resildren says: Hehe…one moment…
(00:52:10) Resildren says: My money won’t…come out…of my pocket!
(00:52:19) Glorum says: Excuses, excuses!
(00:52:23) Nicoletta starts to laugh.
(00:52:31) Resildren sighs.
(00:52:35) Rigwyn turns, looks at Gova, then back at Nicoletta. Leaning in, he whispers something. One might over hear the words "Wingy" or "rip".

(00:53:04) [Tell] Rigwyn whispers "Always wanted to rip a hole in one of them wingy things."
(00:53:06) Resildren says: Is that not right?
(00:53:18) Nicoletta steps back a pace and looks off to the right.
(00:53:24) Kisoji brushes a hand along Gova's right wing.
(00:53:25) Gova shoots a glare over his shoulder, then turns back to face the stall.
(00:53:29) Resildren says: Thank you.

(00:53:38) Glorum smiles "Enjoy!"
(00:53:39) Rigwyn says: What, do I freakin smell?
(00:53:50) Nicoletta smiles at Gova and narrows her eyes to tiny slits at Kisoji and Rigwyn.
(00:53:51) Glorum says: Greeting sir!
(00:54:06) Glorum says: What can I engrave for you today?

(00:54:14) Rigwyn shrugs dismissively, then turns back around.

(00:54:21) Pilela says: Hello.
(00:54:27) Dilihin circles around and goes last in line again.
(00:54:31) Pilela hands Glorum an item.

(00:54:39) Thedrish says: Hello Resildren.
(00:54:41) Glorum smiles to Pilela. “Sure.”
(00:54:51) Thedrish looks around, "What is going on here, Resildren?"
(00:54:59) Resildren says: Ah Thedrish, good timing. we have an engraver here…
(00:55:00) Gova casually starts swinging his hammer back and forth.
(00:55:06) Glorum says: Whisper to me what you would like written upon it.
(00:55:06) Resildren nods towards the booth.
(00:55:08) Dilihin looks at Qter “You can go before me,sir."

(00:55:17) Thedrish says: Oh really?
(00:55:30) Resildren nods
(00:55:34) Qter says: Sure no problem sir!
(00:55:41) Thedrish says: Hmmm, I might have a ring I would like engraved ...
(00:55:42) Qter says: Thank you so much!
(00:55:52) Dilihin says: You are welcome.
(00:55:54) Resildren nods.
(00:56:01) Resildren says: He's the man to do it
(00:56:02) Thedrish says: And you?
(00:56:29) Resildren says: Yea, I had my swords named.
(00:56:57) Thedrish says: Well, I am going to queue the line.
(00:56:59) Kisoji begins picking his teeth. His face dawns a countenance of concern as he reaches in to grab something. His face contorts as he draws his hand from his mouth, a rotten looking tooth squeezed between his thumb and index finger. He grimaces and fingers the tooth back into the hole it came from.
(00:57:00) Glorum finishes engraving and hands back the completed work.

(00:57:38) Glorum coughs "There is the small matter of my fee sir.."
(00:57:44) Dilihin goes last in line, yet again.

(00:57:47) Glorum says: 1000 tria

(00:57:55) Glorum smiles and hands it over.
(00:58:01) Glorum says: Enjoy!

(00:58:11) Pilela nods.
(00:58:14) Rigwyn walks away mumbling something about lines and greedy dwarves.

(00:58:16) Thedrish looks at Dilihin, “You are not sure what to have engraved?”

(00:58:21) Dilihin looks at Thedrish. “You can be before me,sir..”

(00:58:57) Thedrish smiles

(00:59:08) Dilihin says: And i have time to spare.
(00:59:10) Thedrish says: Well, there are enough ahead, so time to think.
(00:59:15) Thedrish nods.
(00:59:20) Xola hand her items over and waits patiently.

(01:00:09) Xola says: Thank you very much.
(01:00:12) Glorum waves to Xola "Enjoy!'

(01:00:22) Thedrish reaches into a pocket and gets a golden ring.

(01:00:39) Glorum smiles to Potare. “Sir?"

(01:01:24) Kisoji stands really, really close to Gova, close enough for the klyros to feel the enki's hot breath on his back.
(01:01:42) Potare says: Can you engrave a P on that cup?
(01:01:43) Glorum says: Whisper to me Menki, tell me what you'd like done.

(01:02:05) Glorum grins "You just want it named ‘P’ ?"

(01:02:28) Gova grimaces and summons a gust of air.
(01:03:25) Nicoletta murmurs: "P," on a cup...
(01:03:50) Glorum chuckes as he overhears Nicoletta's mumbles.

(01:04:07) Thedrish thinks on what to engrave ...

(01:04:59) Nicoletta smiles as Glorum then throws her eyes up to the crystal, apparently in thought.

(01:05:27) Glorum hands back the completed work..

(01:06:19) Potare says: Thank you.
(01:06:22) Glorum says: Enjoy sir Menki.
(01:06:33) Potare says: I will.
(01:07:06) Gova says: Hello! I won a truly fantastic hammer at the Festival of the Hammer and I would like to have it engraved with the word "Kjobav", if you have the time. If you wouldn't mind, I could show you how to write it in Kgel.
(01:07:06) Gova says: It’s a truly fantastic hammer…
(01:07:40) Kisoji says: And if you have time later, he'd like to show you his other hammer...
(01:07:45) Kisoji hiccoughs.
(01:07:56) Thedrish chuckles
(01:08:40) Gova says: Eight circles, is it not?
(01:08:55) Glorum nods to Gova in agreement.
[time passes]
(01:09:07) Glorum says: Enjoy master Klyros!!!
(01:09:16) Gova smiles. "Thank you very much. I hope the rest of the day goes very well for you."  [alas, it will not…]

(01:09:30) Glorum looks at Kisoji "Here's the one I’ve been dreading..."
(01:09:44) Gova hears that and snickers softly to himself.
(01:09:53) Kisoji approaches the stand and leans over the counter. "I'll have two beers and a shot of lacka..."
(01:09:55) Qter chuckles.
(01:09:55) Aensor chuckles.
(01:10:00) Thedrish smiles.
(01:10:09) Glorum bursts out laughing.
(01:10:31) Glorum says: Whisper what you'd like done Menki…

(01:11:46) Thedrish looks at Nicoletta.
(01:12:01) Nicoletta looks down at her feet quickly.
(01:12:17) Glorum hands over his completed work to Kisoji. "Enjoy master Menki!"
(01:12:18) Gova says: You could always engrave his armor with the word 'halitosis' in large letters so that people would have fair warning before he gets within range.
(01:12:27) Thedrish looks back at Nicoletta, “want to join the queue?”
(01:12:37) Glorum hears Gova and begins chuckling.
(01:12:37) Nicoletta looks up and nods but stays to the side.
(01:12:40) Qter laughs softly.
(01:12:40) Kisoji says: And you too, Dwarf.
(01:12:43) Kisoji burps.
(01:12:46) Aensor comes closer and studies the various tools. "Interesting."

(01:12:58) Thedrish says: You can step in before me if you like?
(01:13:07) Nicoletta shakes her head.
(01:13:24) Thedrish smiles, “okay.”
(01:13:29) Nicoletta murmurs "I'll stay here, thank you stranger"
(01:13:33) Glorum takes the galkard from Aensor.  "What would you like done,sire? Whisper your wishes to me…”

(01:14:38) Glorum begins work on the Galkard.

(01:15:04) Glorum blows off some dust and hands it back to Aensor.

(01:15:19) Glorum says: A healthy tip? You can come again sir!!
(01:15:20) Nicoletta looks surprised at this.
(01:15:21) Aensor inspects the fine engraving. "Thank you.”

(01:16:05) Qter clears his throat.
(01:16:06) Nicoletta sidles over to the line, smiling at her sister as she goes by.
(01:16:15) Qter says: This is an unusual request, sir.
(01:16:21) Glorum begins work on the items for Qter.
(01:16:29) Qter whispers to Glorum his request.
(01:16:50) Dilihin exits the line and winds around to the end, as ever.
(01:17:32) Dilihin looks at Nicoletta. “You can be before me, Miss."
(01:17:43) Nicoletta looks behind her and smiles at the Dermorian.
(01:17:51) Thedrish looks over his shoulder and smiles.

(01:19:37) Dilihin exits the line again,and Nicoletta watches him like a pterosaur.

(01:20:02) Kisoji turns around and grabs at Dilihin's collar.
(01:20:05) Dilihin looks at kisoji “You can be before me, Sir."
[Dilihin is like a bot with no benefits, that Nico could see <3]
(01:20:34) Nicoletta gives a curious look to Dilihin.
(01:20:54) Nicoletta says: Must go last then?

(01:21:02) Kisoji says: Are you better than me so much as to give some lowly, disfigured menki your spot?
(01:21:15) Nicoletta scoots up closer to Thedrish and starts to laugh.
(01:21:36) Nicoletta repeats to herself, "lowly, disfigured, menki..."
(01:21:50) Glorum works away.
(01:21:55) Thedrish shakes his head, hearing all the rumour behind him.
(01:22:10) Kisoji says: You've got so much pity because you have more hair on your head than I do on my entire body?
(01:22:12) Dilihin says: No-
(01:22:16) Nicoletta watches the dwarf work, glancing admiringly at his beard.
(01:22:26) Nicoletta turns around at the menki’s harsh words.
(01:22:27) Kisoji says: Because your skin is so tight and fresh and clear?
(01:22:47) Kisoji says: Take your spot back.
(01:22:47) Dilihin says: No, I just have time to wait.
(01:22:50) Glorum says: Enjoy master Klyros!!!
(01:22:51) Qter says: Thank you sir!!!
(01:22:57) Kisoji says: Are you calling me old?!
(01:22:58) Qter smiles.
(01:23:04) Dilihin says: No!
(01:23:13) Thedrish says: Hello Master Dwarf.

(01:23:14) Dilihin says: I mean…

(01:23:17) Kisoji says: One insult after the other, elf.
(01:23:26) Thedrish gets a ring from his pocket and gives it to Glorum..
(01:23:38) Nicoletta puts a tentative hand on the menki's disfigured and lowly shoulder.
(01:23:53) Nicoletta says: He means no harm, just being kind...
(01:24:15) Glorum takes the ring and lays it down before gathering the tools he uses for delicate jewelry.
(01:24:20) Kisoji flinches erratically at the feeling of a female's hand on his shoulder.

(01:24:28) Dilihin says: Everyone who wants a engraving and is in a rush can go before me, nothing more than this…
(01:24:42) Thedrish looks with interest how Glorum starts to work.
(01:24:42) Dilihin says: Because I am not in a rush…
(01:24:57) Nicoletta takes her hand away quickly but still looks upon him.
(01:25:09) Nicoletta smiles at Dilihin.
(01:25:17) Nicoletta says: Dermorian, come stand next to me then.
(01:25:38) Glorum finishes the ring and hands it back to Thedrish for inspection
(01:26:00) Kisoji says: The only reason I'm taking the spot you gave me is because of that Nolthrir's outfit.
(01:26:02) Thedrish looks at the ring
(01:26:06) Glorum says: Thank you for the fine tip sire!!!!
(01:26:15) Kisoji moves behind Nicoletta.
(01:26:18) Thedrish says: Great work Master Dwarf, I salute your craftsmanship.

(01:26:29) Kisoji looks to Aensor. "What do you think you're doing?"
(01:26:33) Glorum bows to Thedrish with respect.

(01:26:53) Glorum smiles warmly at Nicoletta "My dear, what can i engrave for you?"
(01:26:57) Nicoletta moves up, bumps into the table, and smiles at the red headed dwarf.
(01:27:05) Nicoletta holds out two axes, too heavy for her almost.
(01:27:20) Aensor eyes Kisoji lightly. "Measuring your efforts to move forward."
(01:27:28) Nicoletta also hands over a bucket.
(01:27:34) Glorum takes the items and gets to work

(01:27:48) Nicoletta bends towards Glorum to whisper to him.
(01:27:53) Kisoji eyes him back, but looks back to the front of the line and steps forward.

(01:28:17) Dilihin looks at Kisoji as if extremely insulted.

(01:28:45) Nicoletta gives a hopeful look to Glorum as she finsishes whispering.

[time passes]

(01:30:16) Glorum hands Nicoletta back her items and smiles
(01:31:01) Nicoletta's eyes go bright with tears.
(01:31:18) Kisoji slurps up a thick glob of drool.
(01:31:35) Nicoletta starts to tug a bit on the items, as the dwarf seems reluctant to let them go.
(01:31:44) Glorum says: Enjoy, milady!
(01:32:06) Nicoletta smiles again and reaches over to kiss the dwarf on the forehead.
(01:32:10) Nicoletta says: You are wonderful.
(01:32:12) Nicoletta says: Thank you.
(01:32:18) Glorum blushes bright red and shuffles his feet.
(01:32:20) Nicoletta holds her bucket up to admire.
(01:32:21) Kisoji says: Woo him later, girl.
(01:32:27) Kisoji says: You're not his type.
(01:32:31) Glorum says: Welcome my dear!
(01:32:31) Nicoletta laughs and swings her bucket.
(01:32:57) Glorum says: Is that everyone?
(01:33:09) Kisoji says: I don't believe so, dwarf.

(01:33:23) Nicoletta smiles sweetly, angelically, at the lowly disfigured but somehow still handsome menki.
(01:33:33) Nicoletta swings her bucket.

(01:34:05) Dilihin says: Greetings sir.
(01:34:10) Glorum smiles to Aensor, "I can do one more item for you, sir, as you only got one originally.”

(01:34:28) Aensor looks happy.  "Ah great."
(01:35:31) Nicoletta nods, apropo of nothing.
(01:35:32) Dilihin says: Can you engrave this,sir?

(01:35:54) Glorum looks to Dilihin. "You'll need to wait one moment sir, I am mid-job.”..

(01:36:07) Dilihin says: Very well.
(01:36:10) Aensor puts a Glyph Sack on Glorum’s table.

(01:36:44) Chamelaion says: Where do I put something to engrave?
(01:37:47) Glorum hands back the container to Aensor.

(01:38:20) Glorum motions to Dilihin. “You're up sir.”
[en fin!!]
(01:39:40) Nicoletta watches Glorum work as her bucket bumps against her leg.

(01:40:55) Glorum begins to work on the sword.
(01:41:02) Dilihin says: I want a rhyme on it…
(01:41:25) Glorum says: You have been in the line for 15 minutes and are only now thinking of what you want?
(01:41:37) Nicoletta puts her head down and starts laughing.
(01:41:41) Glorum says: Dermorian, please...
(01:41:43) Dilihin says: Can you put these words down upon it…
(01:41:53) Dilihin says: Here are my words:
(01:41:54) Nicoletta looks up at Dilihin with a kind face.
(01:41:54) Glorum says: I'll put you down if ye don't hurry up!

(01:42:10) Nicoletta's pointy ears flick completely forward for this.

(01:42:44) Dilihin says: True courage is about knowing not when to take a life...
(01:43:00) Dilihin says: ...but when to spare one.

(01:43:02) Glorum grins, "and you want that written on a sword or a dress?"
(01:43:16) Rigwyn laughs.
(01:43:56) Nicoletta cracks up but gives a pleading look to Glorum at the same time.
(01:44:17) Nicoletta murmurs: "Please put it in whatever he's got, good dwarf..."
[time passes]
(01:46:27) Glorum says: Here is your skirt sir! ... I mean sword.
(01:46:36) Glorum says: Enjoy it!

(01:46:37) Dilihin smiles.
(01:46:49) Qter chuckles.
(01:46:50) Dilihin says: Thank you sir.
(01:47:01) Dilihin says: Farewell.
(01:47:06) Glorum says: May it frighten the flowers from your path.
[Laanx never said this]
(01:47:08) Nicoletta gives an admiring look to Dilihin.

[time passes, a lowly menki drags a table up to the dwarf’s workbench]

(01:47:36) Glorum pulls out a paint brush, ready to mark Kisoji's wooden table...
(01:47:57) Nicoletta turns back to the dwarf and laughs.
(01:48:05) Nicoletta says: He really brought a table up.
(01:48:50) Nicoletta says: And a goblet...
(01:49:12) Nicoletta says: With some tender poem, tis inscribed now, no doubt...

(01:51:08) Glorum says: Anyone else?
(01:51:11) Kisoji nods at Glorum and walks off.
(01:51:15) Rigwyn says: Yeah.

(01:51:22) Glorum leans on his table, noticeably worn out.
(01:51:36) Glorum looks up at Rigwyn. "What can i do for ye sir?"

(01:51:54) Rigwyn reaches to his sides and pulls out two daggers. With a quick stabbing motion, he digs them into the table.

(01:52:04) Kisoji mutters: That is one... Large... Table.
(01:52:31) Rigwyn says: Can ya do one so it says, "Baazel"
(01:52:36) Nicoletta inspects the table and starts laughing again.

(01:54:22) Rigwyn says: And the other so it says, "Allena.”
s
(01:54:54) Nicoletta mutters something about "the fleeting nature of love…”

(01:55:21) Glorum finished his work in a thrice and hands the daggers back to Rigwyn.

(01:55:32) Rigwyn says: How much was it now? two circles?
(01:55:41) Glorum says: 8 circles please sire.
(01:56:02) Rigwyn says: Ya know, that's kind of a ripoff.
(01:56:04) Glorum says: Please enjoy them!
(01:56:26) Rigwyn says: Yeah right ... right…

(01:56:33) Glorum looks to Rigwyn "Would you like a refund and i take the engraving off?"
(01:56:50) Nicoletta again starts to laugh and is holding her side now.
(01:56:52) Kisoji says: He's a degraver as well?
(01:57:00) Nicoletta nods through tears.
(01:57:04) Nicoletta says: Apparently so...
(01:57:06) Qter says: Glorum the degraver.... I like that…
(01:57:07) Glorum waves a grinding stone at Rigwyn angrily.
(01:57:08) Rigwyn walks away flipping the daggers in his hands. He looks back at Glorum and shrugs. "Nah.. every con man's gotta make his bread.”
(01:57:31) Nicoletta's eyes flick to the red bearded one.
(01:57:42) Glorum appears furious at this and runs after Rigwyn, shoving him roughly.
(01:57:49) Glorum says: How dare you!!!
(01:57:58) Qter says: Oops…
(01:58:01) Nicoletta steps back quickly.
(01:58:05) Glorum says: Apologise at once!
(01:58:07) Rigwyn says: Hey little man? What in Dakkru's rotten crack?
(01:58:16) Qter says: You made him mad Rigwyn…
(01:58:22) Glorum pushes Rigwyn again, clearly getting worked up and angry.
(01:58:26) Nicoletta looks from one to the other and back again.
(01:58:29) Glorum shouts: Apologise!!!
(01:58:41) Kisoji looks to make eye contact with Rigwyn and picks up his massive table.
(01:58:42) Qter’s jaw drops at the altercation.
(01:58:43) Rigwyn says: Appologize my hairy rump.
(01:58:56) Glorum draws two axes.

(01:59:19) Nicoletta watches Kisoji with alarm.

(01:59:27) Rigwyn leaps back and holds the daggers in his hands by the tip of the blades.
(02:00:09) Glorum points his left axe directly at Rigwyn.  "Apologise sir, I’ll not warn you again!"
(02:00:13) Kisoji tightens his grip around the legs of the table as he steps slowly to Glorum, looking to Rigwyn for confirmation.
(02:00:18) Qter looks at the axes.
(02:00:29) Nicoletta shakes her head wildly at Glorum.

(02:00:40) Rigwyn gives Kisoji a slight nod, then shouts at Glorum. "Gonna chop me down little man? What's the guards gonna think about it, eh?"

(02:01:16) Kisoji brings the table high above his head and prepares to slam it down onto Glorum.
(02:01:23) Glorum yells wildly "You insulted my craft! Called me a con-man!"
(02:01:35) Glorum says: There is no respect!
(02:01:41) Glorum says: I will teach you some maybe!
(02:01:47) Glorum says: No apology!
(02:01:48) Rigwyn shouts: "You're a thief! A stumpy little, tria grabbin thief!"
(02:02:00) Kisoji's face strains as he swings the massively huge table down towards Glorum's head.
(02:02:22) Nicoletta steps to Glorum immediately, to take the blow, bucket over her head.
(02:02:31) Glorum raises his axe and runs at Rigwyn.
(02:02:40) Nicoletta crumples underneath the table.


(02:03:27) Rigwyn darts backwards dropping the daggers as he tries to avoid getting hit.
(02:03:37) Qter says: By Talad, calm down sir!

(02:03:57) Glorum misses Rigwyn with his swing, landing on the ground in a heap.
(02:04:06) Kisoji lifts the table back up and growls at Nicoletta's limp body.
(02:04:19) Dilihin says: Sir, I’m sure he doesn't mean that…
(02:04:21) Glorum gets back to his feet and takes aim at Rigwyn once more…
(02:04:29) Dilihin looks at Glorum sadly.

(02:04:58) Rigwyn rubs his hands together as he begins to cast a spell. Slowly his hands charge as he continues to back peddle.
(02:05:01) Potare says vacantly: Hey a bard is here to sing us a song…
(02:05:19) Dilihin shouts: Please calm down!
(02:05:39) Glorum moves closer to Rigwyn, attempting to engage him - clearly oblivious to the pleas for calm from the onlookers.
(02:05:48) Dilihin says: There is no reason to fight!
(02:06:22) Kisoji swings the table at Glorum with all of his might.
(02:06:38) Dilihin says: No!
(02:06:42) Qter says: oh no!!!
(02:06:49) Rigwyn falls to the ground and bleeds profusely. Blood splatters with the swing of the dwarf’s axe.

(02:06:51) Dilihin screams: Why did you do that!
(02:07:15) Glorum collapses under the table.
(02:07:43) Glorum begins to snore, knocked completely unconscious by the blow as bits of broken table lay around him.
(02:07:46) Fulor says: Someone should call the guard now, no?
(02:07:57) Rigwyn rolls in the grass and flops to his back - revealing a huge gash in his chest. From his lips, a painful, hissing sound emerges. It could possibly be his last words.

(02:08:45) Fulor says: Or we better leave them here and wait for the guard themselves to find the dead corpses?
(02:08:47) Kisoji steps foward and stands over Glorum's body. He bends down to give the dwarf a smack on the cheek to see if he's alive.
(02:09:03) A fart can be hard from the unconscious dwarf.

(02:09:41) Nicoletta rolls over, away from the dwarf, still out cold.
(02:09:57) Kisoji's nose twitches as he rummages through the dwarf's pockets and such, looking for whatever he may have of value, like you're supposed to do when you knock someone out with a table.
(02:10:01) Dilihin looks at Glorum and then at Rigwyn, dumbfounded.

(02:10:16) Glorum snores loudly, splutters a little as his left leg twitches.

(02:10:45) Rigwyn's lungs bubble with the last of his breath. He coughs up foamy spurt of blood as he struggles to wisper the words, "Baazel.... is... c... coming..."

(02:11:09) Dilihin runs toward Rigwyn
(02:11:25) Rigwyn says: P.. pre..p.. pare.
(02:11:31) Dilihin looks at his wounds, completely oblivious to any prophecies and profound words burbling from his mouth.

(02:11:53) Glorum begins to wake up
(02:12:09) Glorum says: Wha... Wha... What appened to me?!?
(02:12:11) Kisoji is still rummaging through Glorum's stuff.

(02:12:17) Kisoji says: Nothing, dwarf.
(02:12:22) Glorum looks up and turns his head, focusing on the group.
(02:12:25) Potare says: You appear to be under a table.
(02:12:32) Rigwyn's eyes rolled into the back of his head and his body becomes still. A shallow, bubbling hiss might be heard escaping his chest.
(02:12:34) Dilihin turns and runs toward Harnquist’s hut.
(02:12:59) Kisoji says: You're a murderer, Dwarf.
(02:13:01) Glorum tries to pull himself to his feet, still dizzy and off balance.
(02:13:08) Kisoji says: At least an attempted one.

(02:13:19) Glorum says: Why am i dressed in broken table?
(02:13:31) Kisoji says: Because I tried to save that-
(02:13:31) Nicoletta also begins to stir
(02:13:39) Kisoji points at Rigwyn's corpse.
(02:13:46) Glorum looks left to Rigwyn.
(02:13:52) Nicoletta wakes up just to see the Diaboli's last breath leave him.
(02:13:55) Glorum says: What happened here!!!???
(02:13:59) Nicoletta looks around, horrified.
(02:14:12) Kisoji says: You murdered him...
(02:14:19) Kisoji says: And everyone here watched...
(02:14:21) Glorum looks shocked as his face goes bright white.

(02:14:25) Nicoletta heaves herself up, leaning on her bucket.
(02:14:35) Glorum looks to Kisoji as parts of the memory return to him.
(02:14:46) Kisoji says: And you might have slain all here should I not have destroyed my table over your bearded face...
(02:14:52) Nicoletta calls out weakly: Good dwarf, it is not true...
(02:15:01) Glorum says: No, no ... I…I ... didn't mean to!!!! He, he insulted me! And i just wanted an apology…
(02:15:10) Kisoji shouts: Guaaaards!
(02:15:10) Nicoletta puts her hands up to her head, and shuts her eyes.
(02:15:14) Dilihin says: Too late.
(02:15:18) Kisoji says: Leave town, dwarf...
(02:15:21) Qter shakes his head
(02:15:21) Dilihin sighs pathetically.
(02:15:34) Glorum panics at the shouting for guards and hastily starts packing his tools.

(02:15:40) Kisoji says: Leave town and never return...
(02:15:47) Qter says: I think the hair dresser wouldn't have had this sort of trouble…
(02:15:53) Nicoletta shakes her head at Kisoji.
(02:16:00) Nicoletta says: Dwarf, he lies, I am a witness...
(02:16:09) Nicoletta says: He brought a table..
(02:16:12) Kisoji says: You know what happens to cute dwarves with red beards in jail?
(02:16:14) Kisoji says: Hmm?!
(02:16:16) Nicoletta says: a massive, massive table...
(02:16:21) Nicoletta says: upon both our heads...
(02:16:28) Nicoletta snaps awake.
(02:16:39) Kisoji says: You're defending a murderer, girl.
(02:16:40) Nicoletta says: Yes, they get kisses from girl guards.
(02:16:46) Nicoletta looks at Kisoji.
(02:16:51) Nicoletta says: Am I defending you?
(02:16:54) Nicoletta says: At the moment no.
(02:16:59) Potare, eyes pinned to the beautiful Nolthrir, says: You know you’re against like six people.
(02:17:02) Nicoletta helps the dwarf pack up.
(02:17:11) Nicoletta says: No one here will listen good one, get out, get out...
(02:17:22) Nicoletta says: They are mad, mad...
(02:17:29) Nicoletta shoves tools in bags for him.
(02:17:34) Potare says: I think you’re the one who is mad.
(02:17:46) Nicoletta puts her hand up to her head again.
(02:17:49) Kisoji grins wickedly.
(02:17:58) Nicoletta says: Could be true, you rude menki...
(02:18:05) Nicoletta glares at Potare.
(02:18:16) Nicoletta says: But in any case, I know what happened.
(02:18:21) Glorum hoists his backpack onto his shoulders, gives a brief look at the group surrounding him and run for the city gates.
(02:18:26) Nicoletta flaps her hands at Glorum.
(02:18:32) Kisoji shouts: Faster!
(02:18:34) Nicoletta watches him rush off sadly.
(02:18:39) Dilihin says: I think Glorum doesn't mean that really…not really…
(02:18:46) Qter says: What a weird day!
(02:19:01) Kisoji says: Ironic what he sewed on your dress, eh boy?
(02:19:10) Nicoletta turns in the opposite direction and walks slowly towards the forge, blood trickling down her neck.

[All hail Taz  :love: well done, mad one]
« Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 09:04:55 pm by Pierre »

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 08:23:21 am »
I read it twice. I could not believe it the first time. ;D

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 08:29:27 am »
lol LigH, me neither, but all true  :love:

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 11:28:10 am »
lol  ;D really funny  \\o//

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 11:42:19 am »
Hmmm, but that means ... no more engravings?! :(

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2014, 11:53:09 am »
Rigwyn would probably pay handsomely for that little stump's fingers - all 10 of them lined up neatly in a cigar box.  ;D

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2014, 03:01:50 pm »
lies! all lies!
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(00:38:45) Bilbous gestures with the hammer at his ample blue posterior
actual dialog: "(03:38:44) Bilbous gestures with the hammer, butt first" indicating that it is the butt of the hammer to be engraved.

also an attempt to engage does not normally indicate a killing blow, who actually killed riggy? it appears to be a frame job. Was the spell he cast an illusion of himself dying? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 03:18:23 pm »
How do I miss these things...? Ugh.

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 09:02:54 pm »
Ack, thanks Riggisimo Bilboissimo, I thought it was a typo and instead it makes sense now...will fix that  :)

Please note that Potare did not actually have his eyes pinned to the beautiful Nolthrir - I hope that was obvious as nothing can actually be inserted between "Potato" and "says."

Last event I think I had Lace smiling with giant white teeth, this huge sort of...flashy almost false look.  I've always thought of him as this very blandly handsome bard who walks into taverns, leans rogueishly on the bar, and just smiles at people in this funny vacant way.

I think the dwarf will be back, personally.  He's got scores to settle, if he manages to remember that, and also seemed like he needed customers (read: tria).

(Edit:  Made it sane, Rigwyn ≠ Bilbous.)
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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 10:52:02 pm »
Allena blushes and says "Awe" before scampering away to hide

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2014, 09:18:50 am »
Allena, careful of your fingers and toes...

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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 01:54:33 am »

Thank you very much for posting this Pierrer., it's appreciated. :DDD

LigH: Killing Rigwyn is a public service maybe? :P

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 02:17:12 am »

So what ever happened to Glorum? Did he leave Hydlaa? Has anyone tried to find him and drag his stumpy little self back? I could think of a number of things that one could do with a little dwarf who's done something very bad.

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Re: [Event] Master Engraver in Hydlaa [aka "Goaded Beyond Endurance"]
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 01:49:58 pm »
Dude. I hate school. Made me miss the awesomeness of what ensued after I left.

Also, here's a representation of Kisoji flipping the table: ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

And this is what it would've looked like if he had used magic to do it: (/¯◡ ᴥ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻

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