Originally posted by TheGeneral
will pay $100 million dollars (Canadian) to whoever gets me out. 8o 8o 8o
8o Lotta money. Say, I got this cardboard box in my basement. You could squeeze in there. Then I\'d take it to the river and float you off to Antarctica or something. You have to supply your own food, though.
BTW this offer is open to everyone. All you have to do is sign a waver giving me full ownership of everything you own in the very likely event of your death.