So Let it be written

[Kada-El]

I like Jandryl\'s style, I think it adds colour and depth to his character and the boards.

Hats off to his efforts I say, it must take a lot of concentration to maintain character like some people do on these boards - instead of being lazy like me and not changing style much at all

[mistwalker]

Sorry, but your \"dialect\" sounds more like gibberish. It\'s not much of a dialect. I do know how to roleplay, as I have written several role playing games. And thanks for not adressing any of my points in the previous post (two posts ago). It was actually very childish of you to try to insult me, even if it was a sad attempt. And there is a board for roleplaying, so I do not have to roleplay on this board if I do not wish. And I stopped roleplaying to tell you of your errors in reading my post. Don\'t lecture me in roleplaying, when all you can do is insult people in a bad \"dialect\".

[Dumb Woob]

too much roleplaying, i am beginning to get a headache...

[Montenegro]

Ok, Ive dug up the dialectizer....ready for some dialect fun eh?


  So Let it be written              

So let it be done.


They that control the light define the darkness.

They that are meek shall follow and be rewarded.

They that are fools and stand shall also be rewarded.

The rewards are Life or Death.

You only get one choice.

Remember when our tide of darkness engulfs you only two choices make any sense bow or kneel.



Zaylik Deymork

TOO

 Su Let it be-a vreettee              

Su let it be-a dune-a.


Zeey thet cuntrul zee leeght deffeene-a zee derkness. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Zeey thet ere-a meek shell fulloo und be-a rooerded. Bork bork bork!

Zeey thet ere-a fuuls und stund shell elsu be-a rooerded. Bork bork bork!

Zee rooerds ere-a Leeffe-a oor Deet.

Yuoo oonly get oone-a chueece-a.

Remember vhee oooor teede-a ooff derkness ingoolffs yuoo oonly tvu chueeces meke-a uny sense-a boo oor kneel.



Zeyleek Deymurk



wolfie

vueh....thees gooy is ooffff zee vell....tuys in zee etteec (sume-a peenk fluyd funs meegh tknoo vhet im telkeen ebuoot, iff nut i meun kuu-kuu)

i leeke-a crezy peuple-a....du u veesh tu jueen me-a in my qooest ooff derkenss?



Zeyleek


a muckeeng fueece-a mekes its vey frum zee shedoos \"jueen ye-a nee-a thuoogh perheps a felloosheep meeght be-a vurked oooot \".

I hefe-a my oovn egenda.

Und ifee yuoo veell oone-a dey meke-a zee chueece-a....

Vhet is it yuoo prupuse-a me-a tu jueen yuoo in ....


Wolfie

mun sume-a peuple-a ere-a joost noots. Um gesh dee bork, bork! thees chueece-a thet il lmeke-a tha too speek ooff......veell be-a tu keell oor nut tu keell u. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..reeght? cooz cooz i leeke-a crezy peuple-a ill elloo u tu leefe-a i soopuse-a.

Yuoo ert a emooseeng felloo ...beffure-a yuoo esk yuoorselff ebuoot ellooeeng me-a tu leefe-a esk yuoorselff iff i ves ifer eleefe-a und zeen. Bork bork bork!.. vhee my derkness poolls zee leeffe-a frum yuoor leembs yuoo veell understund und zee teeme-a veell cume-a fur yuoo tu chuuse-a.

estr lyk ters nura


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........................plz iff u dunt get help et cherter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!...get help sumoohere-a.
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Scroo thees, i ves tooght tu ignure-a peuple-a vhu mess veet my meend, su noo im dueeng joost thet


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Leeder ooff zee Chermed Kneeghts
leeght zee fure-a veethin. Bork bork bork!..

Lest ideeted by Cyunemeee-a oon 14.02.2002, 01:59.
 


And that, folks, is most of the first page (well, maybe not) in Swedish Chef.    Gotta love bored.com and the dialectizer...  
 

[Montenegro]

ah like Jan\'ryl\'s style, ah reckon it adds colour an\' depph t\'his chareecker an\' th\' boards.

Hats off t\'his effo\'ts ah say, it muss take a lot of corncentrashun t\'maintain chareecker like some varmints does on these boards - instead of bein\' lazy as a houn\'dog like me an\' not changin\' style much at all  


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18.02.2002, 17:44      
mistwalker
Fo\'um As



Date Registered: January 2002
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Posts: 87
 
                 

So\'ry, but yer \"dialeck\" soun\'s mo\'e like gibberish. It\'s not much of a dialeck. ah do knows how t\'roleplay, as ah have writ sevahal role playin\' games. An\' thanks fo\' not adressin\' enny of mah points in th\' previous post (two posts ago). It was acshully mighty chileish of yo\' t\'try t\'insult me, even eff\'n it was a sad attempp. An\' thar is a board fo\' roleplayin\', so ah do not hafta roleplay on this hyar board eff\'n ah do not wish. An\' ah stopped roleplayin\' t\'tell yo\' of yer erro\'s in readin\' mah post. Don\'t leckure me in roleplayin\', when all yo\' kin does is insult varmints in a bad \"dialeck\".


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Last edited by mistwalker on 18.02.2002, 22:18.
 
 
18.02.2002, 19:00    
Dumb Woob
Conquero\'



Date Registered: January 2002
Locashun:
Posts: 142
 
                 

too much roleplayin\', i is beginnin\' t\'git a haidache...


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And page two in Redneck glory...

[Lenric]

Ha ha great job on the tranlation, did you do it yourself or do you have a program that does it ?

[Kada-El]

Originally posted by Montenegro
ah like Jan\'ryl\'s style, ah reckon it adds colour an\' depph t\'his chareecker an\' th\' boards.

Hats off t\'his effo\'ts ah say, it muss take a lot of corncentrashun t\'maintain chareecker like some varmints does on these boards - instead of bein\' lazy as a houn\'dog like me an\' not changin\' style much at all  

Come haf a six pack wif me

LOL I love it
That\'s what you think Kada should be like then? Heh, I\'m off to marry Cletus then and have 12 screaming kids running around the place 8o  

[Dwinney]

Who\'s Cletus?

[Montenegro]

Sorry, I can\'t take credit.  Go to http://www.bored.com and look up the dialectizer.  You\'ll find, Swedish Chef, Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker.  Its quite funny.  The sodaconstructer is pretty neat too, but anyway, thats another part of bored.

[Montenegro]

Leeder ooff zee Chermed Kneeghts
leeght zee fure-a veethin. Bork bork bork!..

lol

Leeder off zee Chermed K\'nigets

[meket]

hahaha ya! the dialectalizer rules! hahaha

a while back i used to use that to make everything i said in jive talk...aahhhh those were the days..

jive rules btw...

[Montenegro]

Originally posted by Zaylik

I have stated before there be only two choices.

Bow or Kneel      

I must clarify this statement.

Only in life will you have these two options  .

With that the apparation flickers as the light fades away.
Just as it is almost gone you here one final voice.

In death you have no choices.    

Perhaps I should mention that this sort of thing usually causes me to do some random action - - last time I burned down an Inn, before that I shot a baby copper dragon.  So don\'t you get all fiesty with me, Mr. Father blah blah me rock blah blah of Darkness.  I know where your mother lives bub.  You watch it when your in mine terf, nob, or you\'ll see the bottom o\' my heel.  Do I make myself clear?  That goes for all you pompous Crimson Brother Hoods.  Second rate pick pockets I\'ll warrant.  Well, that racket belongs to ME in this city, and me alone.  Don\'t mess around with those Fluffy Knights - they\'ll just go run to the town guards and stir up trouble, see?  So unless you wants some of my associates to come visit you, if you want to still be able to walk without cruches, you\'ll watch your step.  \'Darkarus\' indeed.  What\'s your real name?  Jimmy Joe Bob?  Well bucko, you can clear out.  You may be smokey, but I assure you my assasins are black as shadow.  Now get before I grab me crossbow!

[Holy_spike]

Cletus is the slack-jawed yokle    andu gave me a headache trying to understand what the heck you typed in