err, ok, so this is what we have so far:
there was this man who went to the darkest depths of Yliakum.
and there he saw a cute blond girl waving at him.
Suddenly a goblin jumped on him and tore his heart from his chest.
Then the girl laughed and started to change.
Slowly, until a pink pony bit a large one.
the pony quickly ran away and quickly dissapeared.
Then an ogre came up with a battle axe/accidently tripped over a Dwarf,
He attacked the girl, then went after the pony because he just loved killing stuff.
The pony shrieked in to a giant mircophone covered in bright red blood that came from
a vampire that he knew long ago in vampire school, they used to take bite lessons together
but now they were worst of enemies, all because of a stinky piece of bats wing.
It was this bats wing that the pony was now eating.
The poni was called \"Ozzy Osbourne\".
And he had his own tv show, Called ?Pony Against the Axe Wielding ogre\" (?)
One day he died of cancer in the prostata but resurrected as a smiley, that somehow turns into a bat.
He now works as ParaSite\'s sig, But his pays are lousy, so the first chance he gets, he\'s
mutated into a big, infected...
frog that eats the crap of...
pack mules. Yes, pack mules.
One dozen of pack mules is sometimes said to be dangerous and allergic to Planeshift forum Operators
who are changing posts of annoying mule spammers to fat ugly stupid orange flamingoes that love old
men doing the hokey pokey in the middle of the night, when the moon is colored,
and all the little kiddies are tucked in thier beds,
and all the old women are bathing in gravy. But there is nothing they like better than
to share that gravy bath with, bountyhunters who like to kiss a*s and eat the old shorts of donkeys with bad blatter problems.
Then he shaved his legs to be attractive to the female and to the male too , because
we all know how that is dumb and then everyone turned out to be very overly sized picture of a peanut that someone uses as a sig that sounds like
Someone is using to many words, and is depending too much on his rusty old crutch, i mean
