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You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« on: August 23, 2003, 10:02:54 pm »
You know you\'re addicted to Planeshift when...

1. You make a habit of looking behind objects in the street (such as trashcans, cars, people) to see if they\'re hiding any crystals.

2. You start to horde shiny objects and stuff them in your pockets, claiming you\'re saving up for a Galkard.

3. You tell your enemies \"Leeshaile Shol Saardh\" and begin plotting long, complicated dialogs to which they won\'t be able to guess the correct response to. That\'ll teach \'em!

4. You find yourself on a rooftop looking down on a mass of people and police cars and claim \"I can make it, I can jump across, I just need to get the angle right..!\"

5. You carry a couple of beermugs with you wherever you go. You carry them upside down if you\'re female.

6. You begin hearing voices in your head, shouting \"HOW DO I USE MOUSELOOK! WHERE\'S THE TAVERN! WHAT DOES A CRYSTAL LOOK LIKE!\"

7. Your friend falls down a well and you help him by telling him to \"try the /spawn command\".

8. After the completion and submittance of your homework, you expect a reward of 5000 Rubies to appear in your piggybank the next day.

9. You complain to the school Head the next day when said reward never arrived.

10. All your friends, including yourself, own plastic swords and axes, but refuse to do anything more than hold them by your sides proudly.

11. One of your enemies tries to pick a fight with you, but you tell him \"that\'s impossible, combat isn\'t going to be implemented for months!\"

12. You are convinced that Bill Gates is a developer who has cheated and spawned himself a million Diamonds.



*giggle* That\'s all I can think of right now. Just a bit of fun. Post yours too! :)

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2003, 10:37:09 pm »
13.) Instead of opening doors you bash into them sideways

14.) In your everyday speach you say \'slash shout\' before speaking =) (ive done this XD)
« Last Edit: August 23, 2003, 10:37:26 pm by Skain »
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2003, 10:42:57 pm »
15. You start looking for ways to walk through walls.

16. You are surprised when you see people hording around a tall tower trying to prevent someone from jumping down, instead you encourage the person. \"/shout Fall damage isn\'t implemented yet\" you yell up the tower.

17. You start running around non-stop and think it\'s strange that everyone else is just walking.

18. You can\'t seem to find the end of the world anymore and wonder if they updated the game while you were asleep.

19. You are convinced that walking through people is the most normal thing on the planet, causing several injuries you are still convinced of your right.

20. You think it rains every 5 minutes, stops for 5 minutes, then rains for 5 minutes and this all day and night long.

21. You think a day only lasts 30 minutes.

I guess that\'s my contribution, sorry couldn\'t think of any more. I\'m tired
« Last Edit: August 23, 2003, 10:51:37 pm by Keldorn »
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2003, 10:54:56 pm »
16. You see someone wandering drunkenly down the street in starts and tell them they need more ram and a better video card.

17. You try to run up the walls of the houses and when it doesn\'t work wonder when they fixed clipping in the game.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2003, 10:55:16 pm by zaphar »
*Zaphar grins roguishly as he exits the post


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2003, 10:59:23 pm »
24.  You try to convince everyone that Jesus is still performing miracles under the alias of Unitearica.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2003, 11:00:54 pm by Abemore »

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2003, 11:01:03 pm »
Lol!! :D reminds me of a danish video.. see for yourself (it\'s about Wolfenstein though)  here\'s the link http://www.area42.dk/rtcw.asp

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2003, 11:08:36 pm »
25. You say nothing but \"hello\", \"how are you\" and \"I would like a quest\" to everyone you meet.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2003, 11:31:31 pm »
26) you always announce that you are rolling 2-6 dice when playing board games

27) you complain that there is no more 10-10000 dice anymore

28.) you also complain about there not being any 10--10000 dice anymore

29) you yell at people about selling stuff always addin auction befor it

30) on tv quiz shows you call people whodont know the answer to the questions noobs

my controbution  :P
« Last Edit: August 23, 2003, 11:32:38 pm by seperot »

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2003, 12:42:36 am »
31) Instead of merely saying \"Hello\", you right click them, scream \"slash greet\", and run away.

32) You start a \"You know you\'re addicted to Planeshift when...\" thread on the forums in order to justify your addiction with humor. ;)

33) You consider blowing all your money on something expensive because you\'ll lose it all in the impending pwipe.

34) Whenever you see a diamond ring, you say \"Congrats!\".

35) When you see a bum on the street begging for money, you tell them to go to a dark corner and search for rubies.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2003, 12:48:49 am by Grakrim »
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2003, 01:23:21 am »
lol! Great everyone :D Especially Grakim, he saw clean through my attempt to excuse the addiction, hehe. ;)

36. You believe that the sky isn\'t really a sky, and that the sun is actually a giant crystal that radiates heat and light down in this giant stalactite in which you live.

37. You build a small personal shrine in your room dedicated to worshipping Talad or Laanx.

38. You actually spend time at the shrine worshipping Talad or Laanx.

39. You\'re rushed to hospital after choking on your breakfast- a bowl of lumpy crystalline rocks. Hey, you ARE a Kran, arn\'t you?

40. You \'harrass\' people (Ylians) on the street about the absence of the tall cat people and men made of stone.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2003, 01:49:16 am by Moogie »

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2003, 01:40:20 am »
Errr Ynwnn are the half-elf half-diaboli people, Ylians are humans.  Sorry I\'m an arse like that.

41.  You believe you can scale any inclined surface.

42.  Whenever you see a church or other area of religious worship you feel inlclined to stand on top of it.

43.  You are working on spelling out \"All Your Coins Are Belong To Us\" on your front lawn with your spare change.

44.  You have been arrested numerous times for theft after walking by jewelry stores.

45.  You think dancing consists of making the same small movement over and over.

46.  When at a bar you are prone to doing said \"dancing\" on tables.

OK I don\'t wanna think anymore, I love 31 by the way ;)
« Last Edit: August 24, 2003, 01:41:14 am by Wedge »
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2003, 01:48:44 am »
Quote
Originally posted by Wedge
Errr Ynwnn are the half-elf half-diaboli people, Ylians are humans.  Sorry I\'m an arse like that.


*edits her previous post like it never happened* What are you talking about you crazy man. ;)

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2003, 03:02:58 am »
47. You develop a serious case of agoraphobia (Fear of open areas) - because when you do find yourself in open areas you become terrified and are unable to move...

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2003, 05:01:02 am »
48. You stand in front of a mirror looking at yourself and think \"man i can\'t wait til they update so i can change my avatar\"
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2003, 05:48:53 am »
49. You camp on the sidewalk and expect a crystal t0 appear.

50. You try to change to third person mode by talking to yourself in the third person.