The Wristwatch of Doom: Episode 4
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The group travels through the dark damp mines of Moronia, slaying the occasional Dorc without trouble, when all of a sudden they smell a bit of smoke...
Lickanass: (whispering to Mistwalker) I think this is where GrandAlf bites it...
GrandAlf: A Bedrock!
They hear a distant \"Yabba dabba....\"
The group runs across the bridge of Damyor Dum, and only GrandAlf stays behind, holding his PVC staff high in the air.
GrandAlf: I am the weilder of the sacred lightbuld of Gonorrhea! You cannot pass!
The beast steps apon the bridge, it\'s large woden club smoldering in the dark, and muscles bulging under it\'s leapord skin clothing.
Bedrock: Yabba dabba do!
GrandAlf: You cannot pass! (removes a circlet of metal from a magical device that looks somewhat like a small green pineapple, counts to 3, and throws)
The bridge explodes with a great deal of force, and both are hurled into the abyss below. The squals of cats can be heard for a long time after the explosion...
Mistwalker: 1 down...
Lickanass: No! He cannot die! his leadership was...well, actually it was pretty bad... We\'re actually probably better off with out him. Lets just go.
The group leaves the squalid dwarven mines, and prepares to travel to Nimron\'s house.
Streaker: I will lead you now.... On to Nimronds palace!
Mistwalker: Well, thats just wonderful, we have someone who\'s battle tactic is to run naked... Oh, and you do know that Nimrond\'s house was actually BEFORE the mines of Moronia... I didn\'t mention it before because I didn\'t want GrandAlf getting more cats to eat. But since he\'s dead...
Streaker: Fine, we\'ll go to The golden forests of Stuped Morien then....
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That one was kinda short, so I\'ll probably do another one tonight... Enjoy!