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Havena

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« on: September 06, 2003, 12:47:58 pm »
Current Cup Holder: Thesquid

Thesquid shouts: help i can\'t stop running..!
Kwartz shouts: press \'r\'
Thesquid shouts: oh thx
Kwartz shouts: np
Thesquid shouts: so what does \'r\' do?

?( :D ;(

Welcome to the Newbie Q of the Day Awards. This is a showcase of the most frightening and unexpected questions and statements by the experts themselves: Newbies. We have been entertained many times by the unusual questions they can throw at us. Never more should such gems be forgotten. To comment or add a funny Newbie Q you saw, PM me.

Do you think you\'re a master answerer of newbie questions of the likes of Moogie or Xenia? Well here\'s a collection of Q\'s to make even you say ?!



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29 Aug 03
Unnamed
A newbie was standing around the spawn point querying the newly-spawned players:
Unnamed says: How did you get so high up?
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2 Sep 03
Mzperx
Mzperx gets angry and raises his voice at an NPC:
Mzperx shouts: tell me about you
Mzperx shouts: i would like a job
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3 Sep 03
Unnamed
A very excited, very new newbie:
Unnamed shouts: LOL - a road!
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4 Sep 03
Thesquid
Thesquid shouts: help i can\'t stop running..!
Kwartz shouts: press \'r\'
Thesquid shouts: oh thx
Kwartz shouts: np
Thesquid shouts: so what does \'r\' do?
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5 Sep 03
Praetorian
Praetorian shouts: does anyone know how to get out of here?
Jiuna shouts: the dungeon?
Praetorian shouts: the game
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Watch for additions... :]



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« Last Edit: September 11, 2003, 05:59:26 am by Havena »
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2003, 01:50:40 pm »
those sound more like n0bs q\'s to me :P but nonetheless great fun :D
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2003, 03:11:53 pm »
This is a great idea!

I love it.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2003, 04:04:09 pm »
\"LOL - a road\"  This is a very good thread :D
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2003, 04:07:20 pm »
*Rolls around giggling*

Great thread! I\'ll keep my ears perked for things to contribute. :D
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2003, 04:26:27 pm »
6 Sep
Unnamed  
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2003, 07:38:30 pm »
rofl @ \'\'yea right i pirated this off kazaa\'\', right im going in game to look out for some more =)
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2003, 07:43:57 pm »
i bet he feals real good he got the game for free :D
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2003, 08:22:58 pm »
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Originally posted by Havena
6 Sep
Unnamed  
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa


ROFL :D :P that\'s the best one ever ;)

what a n00b...!! :P
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2003, 09:04:52 pm »
*chuckling* imagine how much longer it probably took him to \'pirate\' the game - that\'s awesome
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2003, 09:26:11 pm »
hehehehehe i love it

**slaps seps seal of vauge approval on the page**

thats the most honord award :D
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2003, 11:02:09 pm »
One of the best ideas I have seen in years.
My hat is raised to you.
I give you my stamp of: \"You are a cool person.\"
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2003, 11:35:28 am »
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Unnamed  
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa

:D LOL :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2003, 03:22:14 pm »
I hope Talad sees this topic, he have tons of funny newbi questions  :]
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2003, 01:36:39 am »
9 Sep 03
Phoenixrenegade
Phoenixrenegade shouts: ack! the screen! it turned dark!
Phoenixrenegade shouts: i cant see! >.<
(Wait a few seconds and your screen will go bright again, right? No! It turned out our good Phoenix had his face pressed into a wall!)
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