Moogie the Generous: PlaneShift Caption Competition!

[Moogie]

Yay, another competition!

And now with added prizemoney. This time there will be one winner, rewarded with a whopping 1000 rubies!

The rules are simple. There are 4 screencaptures below, numbered 1-4. You must choose one of them and come up with the best, funniest, cleverest caption for it that you can possibly conjure. You then post the number of your chosen picture with the caption underneath.

To be absolutely clear: There\'s 4 choices, you choose one of them and post one caption only. You can\'t post a caption for each of the four pictures, and you can\'t post more than one caption for the picture that you chose- I\'m afraid doing that will disqualify you from the compo, so pick your best and eject the rest!


OPTION 1:



OPTION 2:



OPTION 3:



OPTION 4:



This competition is valid untill 12am (GMT) Saturday 20th September. That\'s 1 week from now.

I\'ll be judging the entries and I\'ll announce the winner at 12:30am. I have no idea how successful this will be (partly why I offered 4 choices and not just 1)... so let\'s see how it goes. Good luck everyone!

[Kithplana]

My caption for #2:

Rumors about the failing eyesight of the Enkidukai Council are confirmed, as our vertically challenged reporter shows in the picture above.

[Jedi]

Option 2:

\"Ok, girls ... and guy. Listen up. Welcome to the first anual meeting of the Catgirls Bikini Club. Tonight we\'re - HEY! Who the hell are you? Get lost, you pervert! Geeze, little men think they\'re so big. Anyways, where was I? ...\"

Good to be postin\' for ya again, Moogster. Nice thread idea.

[Wedge]

I don\'t think this is valid, but I wanna post it anyway

Option 3:

Draklar-
\"I have gathered you all here to embark upon a great mission, to restore truth, justice, and order to the land!  A hanus band of thieves has stolen a great national treasure, and we must seek them out and take it back!\"

Moogie-
\"Sounds good, but what is this treasure?\"

Draklar-
\"It is a coveted and powerful artifact that must not be lost to the hands of the vile!\"

Moogie-
\"The Staff of Trenlial?  The Menian Crest?  The Holy Crystal Shard!?\"

Draklar-
\"No, no, no, this is far more important than any of those... \"

Draklar-
\"They have taken... Mr.  Squeaky!!!\"

Moogie-
\"Your catnip mouse?\"

Draklar-
\"Y-y-ye-yeah.\"

*Everyone leaves*

Draklar-
\"Noooooooo!  Mr. Squeeeeeeeakyyyyy!!!\"

[Moogie]

LOL Great post Wedge. It\'s funny but it\'s more like a dialogue than a caption.

Captions need to be short. They can be narrative, aka Kith\'s entry, or one-liner quotes such as Jedi\'s.


Keep \'em coming.

[seperot]

dwarf standing on moogies sword \" just..a..little...higher...and....i...can...kiss...her...wahh\" **falls forward onto moogie hitting over candels and burning kadas tavern to the ground**



 

[Jedi]

*Licks finger and wipes it on Mogura\'s self-screeny* >Tssss.....< The Moogster?s a hot commodity, I see.

jk ... No, seriously, I\'m kidding. 8|

[Homer]Don\'t worry, I can explain everything. And remember, I can explain. Oh, why won\'t you let me explain?[/Homer]

... Ok, that\'s enough Simpsons quoting for now.

Just a matter of curiosity,do you have a sword and a mug in the same hand?

[Tranor]

Option 3:

October 23, Day of the Sacrifice to the Ainur (creators of the world)  

Draklar says, \"We are looking for volunteers to participate in today\'s services.\"

[Jedi]

Lol. \"...Yes, see here, I have these nice, big swords with me. Aren\'t they nice? I thought so. The gods said I could kill people with them, but only if I did on a certain day in a certain place.\"

[Wedge]

Well OK... ummm nope I can\'t do one liners or narratives, but really this isn\'t much longer than Jedi\'s, as illustrated at the bottom.  I just have it seperated for clarity and effect.

Option 3:

Draklar-
 \"We gather here today, to mourn the passing of a dear friend and a great hero.\"

Draklar-
\"Rest in peace Mr. Squeaky...\"

Dameon-
\"He was a toy Drak, a catnip mouse toy!\"

Draklar-
*sniff* \"Quiet!  He was my friend, you could never understand!\" *cries*


 \"We gather here today, to mourn the passing of a dear friend and a great hero.  Rest in peace Mr. Squeaky... --He was a toy Drak, a catnip mouse toy!-- *sniff* Quiet!  He was my friend, you could never understand! *cries*\"

[Caldazar]

Hahaha. Great idea again Moogie
Hat off to Wedge, funny little man

[Keldorn]

I can\'t see the pictures :/

guess I\'m the only one.

[Moogie]

Jedi: Yup, I have a Sabremug in that picture

That\'s what happens when you give something you have equipped away, and equip a replacement to the same hand. The mug is a ghost, while the sword is really there.

[Xalthar]

Option 3:

Alright, You\'ve brought us all here... now where are the free T-shirts!!?

[EDIT]

Option 4:

Choirmaster: \"alright, one, two, one, two, three, four!

Choir:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields we go
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

[KwartzTheKran]

Image 4 ;


Caption link =)

http://chrisfarley.netmegs.com/tommyboy/sounds/brother.wav


(I couldnt think of anything good, but i thought maybe a soundwave wud be sumfin different =) )