Option 1:
\"Moogie was not drunk!\"
Great scandal shocked whole Hydlaa city, as Half-Pint\'s beer-banting method turned out to be a fake.
Experts say that \"Even drunkard can hold you up on his sword\" is a lie, since \"drunkard\" shown on picture is Moogie, which, as we all know, doesn\'t know how to hold mug right... Therefore mug wasn\'t emptied in \'traditional\' way, but because of, poor kitty\'s, lack of skill in mug-wielding.
btw Moogs, you still using those old female enkidukai textures?