Kwartz the Kran

[Xalthar]

:rolleyes: I have several ideas as to why, but I\'m not sharing :P:P

[Azriel]

discworld quartzes:
coalface
bauxite

ps. i was bored

[Arzosah]

Originally posted by Izzy*dot
Sep, how would you beat up such a BIG, stony guy? huh? :P

Step 1: Find a Kran
Step 2: Find a Sledgehammer
Step 3: Get some muscles (yes, that applies to you, Izzy!)
Step 4: Smash the Kran with the Sledgehammer. Finish!
Step 5: Should this not work: put the Kran above a really hot fire, until he\'s really hot too (if it\'s a she, she\'s probably already hot )
Step 6: Throw the Kran in the water
Step 7: Go back to Step 3
 

[Izzy*dot]

Hehehe Xalthar

And Arzo...still as funny as you think you are huh? Well indeed that would be a way to kill a Kran...but it would take WAY too much time... I\'d just say go to the top of the big tower and push the Kran off (After falling damage is implemented ofcourse )

[Kuiper7986]

aye! Kwartz, your now somewhat of a semi-celebrity.

[Izzy*dot]

Celebrity? Well we had a good laugh aye

[KwartzTheKran]

Originally posted by Kuiper7986
aye! Kwartz, your now somewhat of a semi-celebrity.

only semi?

wuts a smock?

why a smock?

why this topic?

why me!?

XD I love u ppl too =)

[Arzosah]

Originally posted by Izzy*dot
Well indeed that would be a way to kill a Kran...but it would take WAY too much time...

Yes, yes, of course that would take WAAAAAAAAY too much time... For you to train your muscles  
Didn\'t calculate that in my 7-step plan

[seperot]

**points out the fact that a bazooka whould kill a kran easy   **

[Xalthar]

*points out the fact that a nuclear bomb would blow each and every one of the braindamaged people in this thread to smithereens, along with any kran*

[Izzy*dot]

Arzo you\'re talkin about my muscles aye...the fact that you\'re weaker than me, does that prove anything then?...

And yes I am I proved that at school