You could also add :
Draklar: Preaching and quoting ppl. As a bonus round players get to kick him for a hundred crystals:P.
Shadowhand: Boasting and generally resting on their asses

. Random obstacles; need to be leapt over.
Seperot: Trying to shoot noobs with arrows (mostly missing). Hitpoint loss if he hits.
Evanchild: Trapping noobs with a net and dragging them to his guild. Endgame
A Moogie fairy: Standing at a place and healing ppl.
Kada el: Popping up randomly and giving ale as bonus items.
Vengeance: Jumping out at intervals and accusing you of being a homo if he catches you, causing a loss of crystals.
Drachion: Generally acting stupid and spewing drivel causing a slow down penalty if he catches you.
A Cabal pit: Opening up at intervals which has to be avoided to prevent a premature end game.
A Cabal posse: Loots all your crystals and makes the game reset unless avoided.
Infact I have a great idea. Lets make a 2D game Mario Bros style with the end prize of an Alpha PS release after defeating the evil Dev;). Anyguys interested post here or make a new thread. We could discuss the game concept further there. It would be advantageous if you know Win32 (maybe DirectX or OGL if thats not too much to ask

) but even if you know no more than C++ you can contribute. Good 2D cartoonists are also invited to create the in game objects. Just post. This could be your big chance to be a game programmer(okay so its not so big but it still is a chance:P).