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Laanx Holy thread
« on: October 28, 2003, 01:16:59 am »
This post is for all followers of Laanx, or persons curious about the worship of Laanx.

*Note *- this post will be put in to installments at different times, thus it will likely be spammed by the Cabal. The power of Laanx is mostly based around blessing, but can bring curses as well. I pray to Laanx that any persons posting malicious spam in this thread be Banned !


            The Holy Thread of Laanx
       Chapter One- pertaining to recruitment

Laanx is the all mighty goddess (of PlaneShift) and deserves your(character?s) worship! It is ordered that all who have seen the light should attempt to spread the truth to others! In doing so one should use the following formats.
1.   Mass Recruitment- Shout at the top of your lungs the message of the temple. It reaches many, but recruits few, it should mostly be used to open the populaces eyes to the truth.
2.  The Personal Mission- go up to individuals and continue in the following fashion-
A. Greet the person. Wait for response.
B.  Ask the person if they are in a guild. If no continue. If yes, ask which. If guild is good, invite to Saturday service.
C.   Ask the person if they would like to join a guild. If yes, explain the purpose of our guild, and continue. If no, say goodbye.
D.    Drag the person to Kixie so they can be recruited.

That is all that is needed now.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2003, 08:54:37 am »
hmmmm, do you have creating a Dogma as a goal???


*evil grin * hehehe Parent here i come
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2003, 03:59:46 pm »
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1.   Mass Recruitment- Shout at the top of your lungs the message of the temple. It reaches many, but recruits few, it should mostly be used to open the populaces eyes to the truth.
2.  The Personal Mission- go up to individuals and continue in the following fashion-
A. Greet the person. Wait for response.
B.  Ask the person if they are in a guild. If no continue. If yes, ask which. If guild is good, invite to Saturday service.
C.   Ask the person if they would like to join a guild. If yes, explain the purpose of our guild, and continue. If no, say goodbye.
D.    Drag the person to Kixie so they can be recruited.

That is all that is needed now.

I\'ve met with these Laanxians before in-game, and I have to say, I\'m not impressed (No offense to Kixie!); even more so after reading this thread.  Your entire recruiting policy is based on spam?  That really puts you up there with the Cabal in terms of \"Jerkiness\" (although, now the hypocrytical Cabal has switched their position, they\'re \"Evil\" now.)  Although, your services interest me, what\'s that about?

Anyway, good luck Kixie and the rest of the Followers of Laanx!

P.S.: Where\'s the Followers of Talad? Or better yet, the Followers of Venge?
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2003, 05:22:34 pm »
No the Laanxians are good people I can vouch for it. Though laanx sucks bigtime(along with Talad and Venge you say?). The only real gods are Cyric, Talos and Mystra and I am not sure I like them either.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2003, 05:35:29 pm »
And Mask...

Oh and since i\'ve nothing to do next Saturday, i\'ll come and kill a few of your priests in that \"Saturday service\"... Thanks for the info, mate  :)
« Last Edit: October 28, 2003, 05:36:07 pm by Yann »
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2003, 06:11:00 pm »
Bah! now i\'ll have to go to their \"Saturday service\" to do my job...
thanks a lot, Yann! X(  ;)  :D
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2003, 03:25:50 am »
ok it isnt spam, we are trying to help people!

As for evil dude, We are protected by the power of laanx (lack of PKing).
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2003, 01:22:08 pm »
It\'s kinda OT, but why would anyone want to worship Laanx or Talad? From what I read, they\'re the most selfish and self-centered gods I know about! Their followers are only a tool for self-promotion and their endless quarrel. :roll:
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2003, 03:08:32 pm »
yah, Lynx here is right.
Tho i still worship Talad, he is that strong type of guy, good god for a pure warrior :)
Besides, he did a good job with everything after throwing Laanx down
also, he made a peace between enkidukais and ylians, so he ain\'t that bad :)

i think by spam, Grakrim meant shouting stuff about your guild in-game (mass recruitment). And yes, it is a spam.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2003, 12:45:19 am »
I have to post some bad news

Kixie wont be loging on for about two more weeks, and i wont be here this saturday.
So unless some laanxian other than me and kixie read the forum, Saturday Worship wont be held.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2003, 12:54:42 am »
o dear so where will i get my soup from on saturdays? :P
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2003, 05:26:13 pm »
i\'ll give u ur soup, and everycody can hold the saturday service in Drachion\'s house i\'m sure off it. :P

 Extra Extra read all about it,
Saturday service is held at Drachion\'s house.
step right up read all about it...
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2003, 06:20:30 pm »
aww Drachion... you host saturday service at your place? :) (yes, i know it\'s hell ;))
that\'s such a nice thing to do :)
*pats Drachion*
next saturday service in Cabal\'s secret tree house :D
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2003, 05:12:47 pm »
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As for evil dude, We are protected by the power of laanx (lack of PKing).


Don\'t worry, i can still kill NPC priests and take the other ones to a pvp area...
...Or even provoque them until they accept a duel.
See ? They are plenty of ways to \"PK\"  8)

\"Doo da dee da doo...\"
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2003, 05:19:09 pm »
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...Or even provoque them until they accept a duel.

oh, there\'s another thing for that, it is the /ignore spell ;)
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