Hello fellow phisters of stuff and other.
I have come to you to make me your ultimate leader.
Hear me out before you fall into complete submition. I propose I get ultimate Moderator rights on these forums. Now, I know you are \"up with that\" (as you can see, i am hit with the new generation), but let\'s all post our reasons as to why I should be given Mod rights.
Thank you for making me your moderator.
With love, your ultimate wife, ME!