You two, honestly.
You change your minds every few days about that marriage
After all the effort of keeping you two together
So this will mean (again) that I\'m not going to be the priest, sigh.
Well, I\'m keeping the wedding day free just in case, I don\'t trust you two anymore

and well, that you\'re joining the dark side. It\'s your choice, and if you feel you belong there then you should.
Nothing more to say about that.