I broke the TV once and my dad broke my bones thereafter:P. Otherwise also I have had a long history of accidents: thrice run over by motorised vehicles, fell down the school stair well a couple of times, Mauled by a monkey, Bitten by bats, hit my head on sharp objects, sprained ankle by stepping in a hidden pothole so on.But thank fullly nothing ever broke or needed stiches. I didn\'t even lose consciousness ever so I have clear memory of every incident. The only thing I have to show for my countless mishaps are scars on the shoulder, knee and elbow. Even when I got lodged in the windscreen of a car I just got glass fragments lodged in my arms. I guess i am one helluva lucky fella.
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I broke a guy\'s teeth ones, split someones eyebrow, cut people in their head, broke noses, I might have made it big in the Muscle-for-hire business:P. Then I quit as I began to feel bad for the things I did:(. Also I decided it was best having been beaten up by Broken nose\'s Elder brother and Co

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