three word story

[elscouta]

the holy pinguin

[Xalthar]

came flying by

[Axsyrus]

the sacred temple

[Xalthar]

of the god

[elscouta]

also called \'@\'#&$\'

[Axsyrus]

one day \'@\'#&$\'

[Xordan]

dies coz Xordan

*Awww, I like my 133tn3ss.   *

[Crj]

looks like this

P.S. Click on the link (this)

[Axsyrus]

the holy pinguin

*LOL @ that pic *

[Xordan]

looks alot worse,

*lol, u know that\'s you..... I should really stop putting myself in this story........*

[kbilik]

because he stuck

[Davis]

There once was a mighty bunny possessed by an even mightier cow who had a short sword in his fluffy paw. The bunny jumped onto the cow and hitted her with a magical cattle prod, and then started to go berserk as the crow bit the bunnys ear so that he could see above the big black sphere of emaculate which was going towards the center into the bunny\'s shot gun barrel and then exploded with a BOOM. (I added the period, that comma really should grammatically have been a period) The crow now took a hike contrary to the bunny who was lying on the giant tongue of a magical toad, (yes, I changed the period to a comma) who then proceded with annoying the mighty bunny by kicking his friend (comma removed) swiftly in the middle of his nose with all the gushing red and sticky blood flowing down the face of you and then suddenly the mighty cow summoned naked dwarf who appeared inside the bunny\'s (\"his\" changed to making bunny a possesive noun) extra large stomach Full of cheese (exclamation removed) and tacco sauce and many tiny cute blueberry muffins! The bunny exclaimed, \"yuck, naked dwarf what a terrible experience that was.\" \"I am kicking your kidneys\" said the huge, brown monster named dwarf, the cotton picker, who bought a crossbow from an antidisestablishmentarianist, who was born in a bin, laughing out loud in great joy, yet while he cooked pies for his grandmother and grandfather, who really need them because they are homosexual! The pies were penguin pies but the grandmother liked such vegetable pies with pigeon in (comma removed) red wine sauce that (removed apostrophy-\"s\") tastes like hot blood of my prey called, The Pooky\'s Spawn! As expected, the invincible Necromancer Xordan, defeated by elscouta kicked elscouta\'s butt, but fails, because elscouta is very very very very very small and kills himself by choking on escouta by nastily imploding, into a small comdom shaped balloon, with brown, orange sticky substances coming in all orifices. (Period added) Then, the sun f***ed the ocean while elscouta reassembels the dead body of da moogle, and then Moogle went and kissed the fluffy bunny with horns on called Draklar, who (what? Hows that fit in with the sentence?) then huged Xordan and they both were watched by Cupid, who shot the remains of his little quiver because elscouta respawned and went mad because Xordan hates female naked cheeses coz they\'re smelly like a rotten naked female cheese with colossal nose and little ears wearing a pink wizard\'s hat with brown dots, while being very cheesy, ate some humans with thier bones, digital watches, and cd\'s of Yanni! Then Xordan used his uber powers to make the cow glowing very S*** a giant ub3r 133t Xordan that was killed by a magical hippopotmeus with pink non-fluffy hat and square shaped feet, stinking as a naked female cheese and 3 weekswent by before the holy penguin came flying by the sacred temple of the god also called \'@\'#&$\' one day \'@\'#&$\' dies coz Xordan looks like this (http://www.sighost.us/members/crj/im001639.jpg) the holy penguin looks alot worse, because he stuck...

his toenail clippings

[Xordan]

into a food mixer

[Commando]

and ate it.

**I know, discusting**

[Axsyrus]

The crow now