There once was a mighty bunny possessed by an even mightier cow who had a short sword in his fluffy paw. The bunny jumped onto the cow and hitted her with a magical cattle prod and then started to go berserk as the crow bit the bunny\'s ear so that he could see above the big black sphere of emaculate which was going towards the center into the bunny\'s somewhat strangly large Shot gun barrel and then exploded with a BOOM. the crow now took a hike contrary to the bunny who was lying on the giant tongue of a magical toad Who then proceded with annoying the mighty bunny by kicking his friend swiftly in the middle of his nose with all the gushing red and sticky blood flowing down the face of you. and then suddenly the mighty cow summoned naked dwarf who appeared inside the bunny, his extra large stomach Full of cheese and tacco sauce and many tiny cute blueberry muffins, The bunny exclaimed \"yuck, naked dwarf what a terrible experience that was.\" \"Iam kicking your kidneys,\" said the huge, brown monster named dwarf. the cotton picker, who bought a crossbow from an antidisestablishmentarianist, who was born in a bin laughing out loud in great joy yet while he cooked pies for his grandmother and grandfather, who really need them because they are homosexual. the pies were pinguin pies but the grandmother liked such vegetable pies with pigeon in red wine souce that tastes like hot blood of my prey called The Pooky\'s Spawn. As expected, the invincible Necromancer Xordan defeated by elscouta kicked elscouta\'s butt but fails, because elscouta is very very very very very small and kills himself by choking on escouta by nastily imploding into a small comdom shaped balloon with brown, orange sticky substances coming in all orifices then, the sun f***ed the ocean while elscouta reassembles the dead body of da moogle and then Moogle went and kissed the fluffy bunny with horns on called Draklar, who then hugged Xordan and they both were watched by Cupid, who shot the remains of his little quiver because elscouta respawned and went mad because Xordan hates female naked cheeses coz they\'re smelly like a rotten naked female cheese with colossal nose and little ears wearing a pink wizard\'s hat with brown dots, while being very cheesy Ate some humans with thier bones, digital watches, and cd\'s of Yanni. Then Xordan used his uber powers to make the cow glowing very, S*** a giant ub3r 133t Xordan that was killed by a magical hippopotmeus with pink non-fluffy hat and square shaped feet stinking as a naked female cheese and 3 weeks went by before the holy pinguin came flying by the sacred temple of the god also called \'@\'#&$\'. one day \'@\'#&$\' dies coz Xordan looks like this. the holy pinguin looks alot worse because he stuck his toenail clippings into a food mixer and ate it. The crow now was completely mad and went to attack the ugly holy penguin, but got beaten up by a bum with a plastic bottle and a stick the holy pingiun plead for help but his mother didn\'t want to give him smoochies telling him he should go whine to his father because then he\'d call the ubber dildo of pain Elentor used to chase Vengeance around. The penguin then turned away and decided to buy a Big-Bad-Beast-Bashing-Battleaxe +5 to 0wn the mayor, and steal his spellbook made of snake eyes. The mayor\'s wife didn\'t agree with this, so she went to gather the guards of the square-shaped table who could handle the millions of drows hiding in the sewers with rats and bums because they lost their powerful abilities to eat pie. The guards agreed and together they kicked the pinguin which went bleeding to mention Draklar. Draklar decided to go and kiss the penguin on it\'s butt, because Saddam was in in the toilets of the white house where he drinks his own piss while kicking xordan\'s arch enemy\'s butt But suddenly draklar died because of davis. his lameness was unbearably lame not to mention the bad smell that came with pink underwear because he had spilt hot choco on His shriveled dry. The bunny went on to the very mighty cow which had a mind control helmet so bunny took his magic carrot and stabbed the two huge dangling utters which were coming from the spine of the bunny. The crow drew his magic floated the mana and used the giant toothbrush which costed 3 colorless zebras, and thus he had depleted his floating mana which was annoying because of the giant purple spacemonkey pissing over it while eating custard But the bunny didn\'t like this and got a seizure because it was a retard. so the crow started to do da funky chicken. A funky chicken did the same funky chicken dance and even the funky chicken dancers were there because they like funky dances. The next armchair the chickens were dancing on did the funky bunny dance instead because they like blood and gore with added cream, funky chicken brains, and a dragon did Kirby\'s dance six times over until they all did Kirby\'s dance to summon Kirby with his tiny Unsightly shaped thing and wife. then Kirby swallowed the unsightly shaped thing which got stuck in his brain leaving a deep gash where his speak center was. kirby then Died like a chicken in a furnace with nitro-glycerine on da funky chicken Which explodes in philosophical proportions all thanks to the metaphysical properties of penguins slapping large Smelly dead fish on Kiern\'s nose. uh oh uhhh AND BISM GOT number one of the ten numbers wich wasn\'t 3 then auran appeared and fell over a funky chicken and auran fell right into a cheese fondue pot because someone had been screwing around with a giraffe And created a Great Magical Sword. The cow then was drowning while The crocodile played Marco Polo with the fluffy bunny But the zebra wanted to play and was promptly disturbed by an amazing owl that was flying above the fluffy bunny. The owl started His Yamaha motorbike and went to the great land where the sword of newbie killing link lay dorment And so the Mutant Rooster threw his own eyeball with a monkey who had pink hair in his eyesockets. The eyeball exploded when it hit a nuclear warhead that was reading a book covered with pictures but, there came a super sponge who absorbed the huge explosion of a supermarket in the fluffy bunny\'s flying eyeball was concentration of nonsense full of stuffed Koala bears and the fluffy mr.twin-cow both of which were not going anywhere without the little, cute killer that killed the big smelly evil Squirrel who was reloading his Uber sock with cheese which he fired towards all the people over a gigantic snowman that summoned the mighty cow to defend His snowball-people from All evils within.
the naked dwarf
