Quotes

[Zaknafein]

Any of you like to steal quotes from movies,video games,etc.? Post them here. Here\'s a rundown of mine:

\"Let me guess:dank,murky water?Reeks worst,then your breath,at an oyster fest?Fuller of Metal heads,then your plate,at a one pass buffet?Weapons more lethal,THEN YOUR EVER SO TIGHTY-WHITEYS,on a hot summer day.\"from Jak 2

\"You better get us out of this alive,Jak,or I\'ll never speak to you again....obviously\"from Jak 2

\"Sir,we\'ve been jammed....rasberry jammed.There\'s only one person, who would DARE,to use rasberry jam to jam my radar...Lonestar!\" from Spaceballs

\"The Spaceballs DVD, the Spaceballs VHS,the Spaceballs T-shirt,the Spaceballs flamethrower!*torchs the place*The kids LOVE this one!\"from Spaceballs

\"Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances!\" LoTr:The Two Towers

\"If you were half as smart as you were now, then you would have figured that out already.\" -Robotech-

\"Next time, don\'t make Swiss cheese out of the bulls-eye with your rifle.\" S.W.A.T Global Security

\"Ok boss,tell me this:How do we get the info from a hostage BEFORE WE GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS???\" -Kai, Mobile Suit Gundam

\"Ever thought of using your sword instead of pebbles?\" Drizzt, Forgotten Realms

\"If ye think I\'ll stand against a whole barrel full o\' mountain giants, then ye might as well stab them scimitars into yer scalp!\" Bruenor, forgotten realms

[Princess Aelya]

\"I bet she f***s like a tiger.\" -Klarth from Tales of Phantasia

\"OH YES! [insert main character name].....YEEEEESSSS!!!\"-Arche from tales of phantasia (talking in her sleep)

\"What makes you think death is a woman huh?\" -Hawk from brute force

(said after previous quote) \"Don\'t answer that Brutus it\'s a trick Question. There\'s no right or wrong answer.\" -Tex from brute force

\"Yea I know, it\'s retarded.\" -adam sandler in anger management

\"Toss me! youve got to toss me!\" Gimli from lotr: the two towers

\"Whatever...\" -Cloud from ff7

\"[insert no words with a head motion]\" Crono from Crono Trigger

[Niber]

\"Stinkin\' nest of Haitans, Kill em all\" \\Grand Theft Auto: Vice City  

\"Vengeance is kicked becouse of spamming\" \\Talad, irc  8o

\"You can eat it, but it taste like shit!\" \\Crocodile Dundee  

[Moogie]

Vengie has all the best quotes!

Maybe if I spent less time coding and more time practicing golf, the swedish models would materialize here faster.

I found something more annoying than 12 yr olds.
Russian 12 yr olds.

That\'s all I could find... I know there\'s more *rummages*

[Davis]

\"Tell her to put some clothes on and stop bringing her sword to school!\" -Kada-El

[snow_RAveN]

I want to invent a device that allows you to punch someone in the teeth through the Internet. I\'d call it the \"i-Prod.\" - shaithis

[Xandria]

Luckily I save all the good quotes I come across in a handly little text file.

First of all Davis, you said it backwards, the quote goes like this:

\"Tell her that she shouldn\'t bring her sword to school and to put some clothes on!\" ~Kada-El

I\'ve got a ton of quotes that I like, but I only feel like posting my PS quotes so here goes:


\"So I try to regulate my own fascist tendencies, and think WWACD? ie. \'What Would ACraig Do?\'\" ~Vengeance

\"On a helicopter, there is a place where essentially the entire weight of the helicopter is attached to the entire blade with a big bolt.  That bolt is secured by what they call the Jesus Nut.\" ~Vengeance

\"95% of people out there are not to be trusted, either because they are stupid and often wrong, or because they will be malicious to you.  Never trust anyone who tells you you can trust them.\" ~Vengeance

***Davis|CT is sad
***Davis|CT doesn\'t like spikey hair
***Mogura thinks spikey hair is sexiiieeee
***Davis|CT thinks it isn\'t when it\'s overdone, like in anime
***Mogura thinks anime spikey hair is sexiiieeee
***Davis|CT thinks \"whatever\"
***Mogura thinks \"talk to the hand, brutha\'\"

n00b1009: \"Is it free forever or just that moment?\"
Vengeance: \"We are only planning to charge people to play that we find annoying.\"

\"woot! isn\'t PVP fun?\" ~Venge

Dameon: \"Wow Kada! OMG! AHHH! Will you marry me? :-D\"
acraig: \"Get in line.... \"

\"Tomorrow I can start on my chocolate advent calendar.
I tend to finish it by the 10th though... somehow...\"
*later on*
\"it\'s been 2 hours into the 1st of December... I\'ve only had 4 advent windows...\" ~Mogura

\"Girls like guys who can defend themselves and their women\" ~Venge

\"It is like performing surgery on someone with a sledgehammer. Probably not the tool of choice, although that doesn\'t make sledgehammers bad.\" -Vengeance

\"If you want a graphical chat prgoram with little emphasis on combat, magic, exploration, or adventuring I would recomend America Online (Edit: or Molecular Blue)\" ~Drilixer

\"Yeah, sliced bread is pretty good...\" ~shadowmancer

\"Give me a dancing monkey and a tiger that can kill anyone in one attack and im happy, ill take some beer with that too if its not too much to ask.\" ~Waylander

[_Atticus]

\"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain\'t the kind of pussy to drink it. Do you know what I mean?\" - Rory

Edit: \"I\'m a businessman, I keep everything professional, that includes silencing a ****ing baby.\"

Edited for language.

[lynx_lupo]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity;
and I\'m not sure about the former.   Einstein

[Uyaem]

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10.000 ways that won\'t work. (Thomas Edison)

A Programmer is a device for turning coffee into code. (Jeff Prosise)


greetz to the developers :]

[Xalthar]

\"If you tend to find every person on the face of the earth annoying, perhaps it is time you should consider the fact that it might just be you who is the annoying one\"

A striking quote, to say the least

[Leander256]

\"Don\'t beat people with glasses, use a baseball bat instead\"

\"There are 3 types of people in the world: Those who know how to count and those who don\'t\"

\"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don\'t\"

\"Extremists should be all shot\"

[Wormtail_]

From the Three Kingdoms novel/website at 3kingdoms.tripod.com  -

\"What are you waiting for? If I, a leader of rank, can risk my life, cannot you?\" Gan Ning

\"I\'d rather betray the world than let the world betray me.\" Cao Cao

\"Do no evilness because it is a small one; do not leave a small deed undone because it is just a petty one.\" Liu Bei

\"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. \" Sima Yi

\"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win.\" Zhuge Liang

Many more quotes found in the novel and in the website, the above are just a few \"select\" quotes I like.

[Yann]

\"You don\'t have to be faster than the monster you are running from, you just have to be faster than your friend.\" - The Safehouse

[snow_RAveN]

like it or not, people do try to \"win\" massively multiplayer RPGs. The rules of engagement are something like this:
If there is a status bar, make it grow bigger
If there is a number, make it higher
If it moves, either get a mission from it or kill it
- fargo