Now for my 2nd story!!1
We join our hero walking through the forest of Ylakium with her sidekick Tonto and his dog Boner! The sky is blue and Kixie has not a care in the world as she will soon find the identity of Tonto\'s parents. Just days before she had recieved a telegram from Tonto\'s parents telling of why they had left their son in the forest for 20 years with only a bagel and a small amount of cream cheese. So small infact was the container of cream cheese that it could not feed even a dwarf!! Tonto had resented his real parents for quite some time as he rememberd years past where he mourned for a bigger amount of cream cheese with his bagel. The letter had informed them where to meet them. It said in very bad handwriting \"Meat Us in teh grassie feilduh and stand on teh big rehd X\" Almost there Kixie said to Tonto \"Are you ready to meet your parents Tonto?\" \"I am not sure. Maybe if they had given me a suffiecient amount of cream cheese I would think differently but now I just want to get this over with so we can go to the waffle house.\" Tonto replied. \"Yes indead, I have had a hankering for a blueberry waffle for quite some time now\" quipped Kixie with much joy. Boner barked in happy agreement. Finally reaching the red X they noticed a suspiciously placed anvil right above the Marked X. \"Do they really think we are that stupid?\" said Tonto. \"Yeah probally.\" replied Kixie, \"But why would they want to kill you?\" \"Why would they not give me a suffiecent amount cream cheese with my bagel\" said tonto under his breath.\" Its always you and that damned bagel isnt it?\" Said Kixie. \"Well when we get to Waffle house you try to eat a bagel without a sufficient ammount of cream cheese.\" Tonto said angrily. \"Fine Maybe i will.\" said kixie. Our adventurers stood under the X knowing of the dangers and ready to jump out of the anvil\'s way when suddenly! \"HAHA! You have stepped into my trap once again fools!!\" Cried Xordan hatefull villian of Planeshift.
Meet us next time in \"Squashed like a bug\" or \"Put that on a bagel and bake it!\"
Hehe I hope you enjoy it! This is the beggining of what i hope to be a long lived Story on My adventures with Tonto and his trusty canine Boner!
