The Cabal: The Sixth

[Auran]

Okay the new Cabal thread. Read and weep!

Headlines:

- The Cabal joining form is Kaput! We hate responders!
\"Were on it\", says management.

-Cabal kicks ass! General public rub aching butts:D

-Impending Doom:\" You\'ll find out sooner than you think\", say Cabal brass

-Sorry state of forums. New guild announcement thread generates most activity.

-Mirth leadership change: Mirth off cabal ignore list

in other stories:

-Cabali of the moment: Larien Carnesir
 Comment: Hmmmmm....heh!heh!;):P

- \"Princess isn\'t mine yet but I haven\'t given up hope\",says Auran

-Sigmakers: Savion & Co.

- Public: Auran doesn\'t look evil enough.
Auran: What the F****(stream of expletives)*?!!!X( I will have my revenge...


Anyhow:
Were back in action after the (prolonged)holiday season.

In conclusion:
You all will die miserably.
(don\'t you love precise posts )

Hasta La Vista!

[Xelon]

yay! were back! death shall come swiftly to those that oppose us

[Davis]

Welcome back, Auran. Glad Draklar can\'t hog the evil anymore.

[Xordan]

Gone from these forums for a while maybe. But not dead like some people think. We\'re as alive as ever.

[Larien Carnes]

hehe ive yet to get a pm from you auron >_> ^_^ <_<

PS: I can picture auron without his glasses, and I think he\'d look pretty good

[Auran]

An important notice:
From now on I\'ll be available to conduct serious guild business on sundays only. I regret the inconvenience but my workload just doubled. I will be around the rest of the week but I cannot guarantee that.

Moving on:::::

The Tragic history of Dr. Auran(Not to be confused with \"Faustus\" ):

My romantic career has been a string of tragedies:

Firstly Moogle is too scared to be my queen.

I don\'t know about Adrift. She might not really come back. Somebody is acting stubborn and preventing me from getting her back. I think the only way i\'ll ever get her back is by making a few heads roll. There\'ll be blood to it and I am not sure if she\'d like her kin dead on her account. Its a dilemma!!:(.

The princess, she doesn\'t like me;(. Just sad. Plain sad!

Kada is too high and mighty for the likes of me.
*whispers: And I am not one to spread rumours but i heard summin about that dwarf dude;) form OI, Xolon?.*

The other Ladies of PS haven\'t really afforded me the honour of a good aquaintance. They are too good to stop and spare a moment for the likes of Auran:(.

So all in all I am a sorry lover, spurned and scorned by the ones he loved and ridiculed by the world. Alas I would even have tried for Illy(even though she has a beard:D) but she is spoken for by Drillixer.

Fool I was to not listen to djagg. But how was I to know? I hoped, but when fate is contrary there\'s only so much a man can do.

Fin


But enough sad histories. Let me get back on agenda:


Draklar Hogging evil! \"Draklar\" and \"evil\" in the same sentence is bad syntax. \"Draklar\" and \"childish\", \"impulsive\", \"inconstant\", \"whimsical\" etc are fine but not \"evil\". That dear boy is anything but evil. Just like the princess, only male and with less sense:P.
BTW:
Where is he? Haven\'t seen him around. I get indigestion if I don\'t see him for long;). Show up sonny! Uncle Jimmy(the not so evil:P) is worried!


To Annah:
Ah good to hear from my good friend Annah again;). Excuse our Smeag..err..Savion here. You know we love to hear from you!

To Savion:
Don\'t worry Sav! Larien is all yours;) *rubs his hands and chuckles evilly*

To Larien:
Pardon me madam for not PMing and let me express my gratitude and embarrassment for your kind remark. You are too good that you judge me leniently. I would have PMed sooner but that form problem still exists. However I hope you will be so gracious as to allow me the opportunity of remedying my mistakes by notifying you of the status now. That said I\'d like to conclude by hoping to get to know you better in the future.

To Xordan:
About this form problem Xordan: Do you think we can get that form hosted with you? Can anyone script a form or will I have to learn to do that? Plus I can\'t access servegame.com. Do you think we should revert back to DK3.com for the timebeing?

A general note:
The time is well nigh mortals. Submit now and be spared the agony of a miserable death. The day of reckoning is near.

[Xelon]

Xolon? that sounds like my name X(

anyway i shall be going for a while, i have loads of stuff to do  but when i come back hopefully cb will be out and that the cabal will be on the way to ruling the world

goodbye.

[Auran]

Let me first welcome Annah to the Corruption. Do you listen to all the yapping my friend? Thats yelping of  frightened puppies;) BTW: I\'ll need your email Id brother.

About pawns:
Who are we but pawns. I wield someone, someone wields  me. Its just a matter of time before you rise to being the next level player, but pawn one must always be. Plus the Cabali aren\'t nosy idiots that your guilds are so full of. They know what they need to know and donot ask for more. When a superior asks them to jump, the only thing they ask is \"How high?\". They know its a matter of time before they\'ll rise to command their own minions. And thats one reason why the Cabal is what it is;).

About Annah:
Can you really accuse Annah? He saw an opportunity and grabbed it. Its not like he signed a legal document to the effect of remaining what he was for the rest of his existence. Plus whats the point in being evil if you hold to absurdities like loyalty and morality and honour? The only thing that matters is gain. If it be gainful he\'ll stay with us, if not he\'ll backstab me and take over the Cabal. Its my duty, as an archvillian, to make it profitable for my associates to stick by me and not the obligation of my partners;). The DA failed at this. They counted on loyalty to hold them together! An evil man\'s loyalty is to his own skin and nothing else. ( Plus draklar joined them :rolleyes: which caused the suck\'O\'meter to overload but I digress:D).
All in all he did what any shrewd person would do and in his position i\'d have done the same. Infact I urge most of you to consider following in his footsteps. And soon, ere its too late and you find yourself following his footsteps anyway with the difference that you would be being dragged along in shackles.

The Blood Dawn is near my friends. Its up to you to believe me or not. Why suffer when you could be reaping the benefits of the corruption?

[lynx_lupo]

hahaha
This should all get into an e-book! E-comic to be more precise, hehe.

Great writting Auran, as usual.

[Annah]

Thanks Auran. You showed me a new path ... and I just followed it. And like always, you really knew how to handle words.

[Princess Aelya]

Originally posted by Auran
\'preciate it Xord but don\'t bother. Its draklar talking man.\"DRAKLAR\";).
 BTW If the princess chooses to be his then I was probably wasting my time anyway;).

Ah good. You have finally realised that you are wasting your time trying to take me as your queen. I was wondering when it would finally sink in that I do not and will not even associate with your kind. Draklar is a better man than you will ever be Auran, I would sooner die fighting you alongside him...You can either continue to torture yourself between \"i love the princess\" and \"i shall destroy her\" or you can give up on the \"i love her\" part and move on with the other. Better yet, give up on both, there is no chance of either.

to annah: You old fool...I had a feeling you were up to something. I have a little something planned for you and your new \"friends\" who only wish to attach strings to you and and pull them. There is no major loss here. Things will fall into place regardless of Annah\'s betrayal.

[shadowmancer]

Auran
Pros:
...
Cons:
Is a perv

Draklar
Pros:
...
Cons:
Stubborn
Can\'t take a joke

I know, I can\'t see the good in people. But sorry to say this, Draklar has a fuller \"con\" list... what do you claim makes him better than Auran, besides his lack of pervship?
Then, of course,
Annah
Pros:
Easy to manipulate (is that a pro or a con?)
Cons:
Stupid
Disloyal
Has a name that causes confusion about his gender
Egocentric

[shadowmancer]

Hey, I like these pro/con lists. I think I\'ll do another.

Black Order:
Pros:
is old
Cons:
Has pretty much no members
Has pretty much no goals
has a fag leader
Never does anything
Barely exists anymore

Dark empire:
Pros:
Loyal members
Cons:
Not many members
Doesn\'t do much

Cabal:
Pros:
Is secretive
Does a lot of stuff
Has good leadership
Cons:
Sometimes is too public
Bad rep

Shadowhand:
Pros:
Is the best guild in existance
Cons:
...

[Draklar]

is it normal to call others \"fools\" while having cabali in council?

[shadowmancer]

How well to you claim to know the Cabal, Draklar? I think I know them a lot better than you do. And I know that they are quite secretive (or at least Auran is). I also know that Auran leads the Cabal very well (when he\'s there). Have you ever been a member? I don\'t think so. Have you ever even talked to a member, or one of the corrupters? Doubtful. You aren\'t qualified to make any statements regarding the Cabal.
You are heareby under arrest for unliscenced mentioning of the cabal.