Please don\'t revive dead threads. Do a search and you will find plenty of dead threads to read. After you do the search and find them don\'t reply to them even if it\'s to ask a question about something because that will revive the dead thread. Start a new thread.
But please don\'t start a new thread on something that has been commented on before. Do a search. After you do the search, don\'t respond if the threads you find are dead, see first paragraph. Also, don\'t start new threads unless you\'ve posted 20 times. Don\'t ask why. Do a search and you\'ll find a thread about this. But don\'t comment on it if it\'s dead because that will revive it!
How will you know if a thread is dead? Please don\'t ask if a closed thread is a dead thread. It might be but since you can\'t revive a closed thread it\'s clueless of you to even bring it up. A dead thread might be closed or it might not be. Either way don\'t revive closed dead threads whether you can or not. I know I didn\'t tell you what a dead thread is. It\'s a thread that hasn\'t had a response in a certain amount of time, but that amount of time is a closely held secret by the sacred oldbies.
Please don\'t revive undead threads. Not really sure what those are, but the thought scares me! Just go search stuff and leave me alone!
This thread is a violation of the \"please don\'t revive dead threads\" policy and might wind up closed because of that. This could then qualify it as an undead thread. If so, don\'t revive it, even if you think that means it\'s not a dead thread.
/me thinks he needs a real drink
