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« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2004, 05:51:39 am »
*Alucard rolls 4 to deal infinit dmg to whemyfield for having the robe of constipation\"
YE trail can not go on, for we have not heard from the local king and the acused yet. What kind of fair court would this be, if the case was not allowed to be presented by both parties.
On a side note, someone has ravaged the King Kiern\'s private stash of underwear, which has been presented to him from the Republic of Alucardia..... rumors has it that the night wonderers have used Kiern\'s underwear in the past to cast of evil spirits.
Reports have come in, and the results are in, PS is really run by Microsoft....
Look on for I will uncover more unpresedented (i actually have no clue how to spell it, or what it means, but hell, I\'ll throw it in here) truths about the PS life... :O
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« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2004, 06:08:52 am »
uhm... Sav... Savion... SAVION! what the hell are you doing with my armour???
*smashes Savion\'s face*
I swear, one more thing like that and I\'m throwing you into Link\'s hole...
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« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2004, 09:28:26 am »
arguing in court alcurd? 9 months in a cell with a guy named big billy

its clear monketh is guilty and davis in an acoplice they will both do 900 hours non stop community service of no gloves rose picking

next and final case of the day the people of planeshift vers kiern on grounds of underwear stealing
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« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2004, 09:50:42 am »
ey leave me i want that underwear, the crust is great, and you don\'t wanna know ( okay this is even to discusting even for me ) WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP, go have a tea party or something and that thief brings the underwear with him.

Yes you can keep the tigerprinted thong.
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« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2004, 01:18:28 pm »
Bah!

*Puts on his guantlets*
*Runs off to get \"A pie thief\'s guide to sleep-community-service-working\"*
\"Now let\'s see, step 1, move pie in circular motion to hypnotize your self...\"
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« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2004, 02:14:36 pm »
I, with the supreme powers vested in me, hereby sentence you Seperot, to live the remaining tendays of thy life within the stinking borders of Annahstan... the most horrid of countries!

You have been judged...! Guards, take him away! Court is adjurned!

*the guards \'accidentally\' sever several of the innocent bystanders\' external limbs as they close in on Seperot*
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« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2004, 02:34:09 pm »
Great, people!

Bash it out here and leave \"normal\" threads alone. :O
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« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2004, 03:29:45 pm »
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Originally posted by lynx_lupo
Great, people!

Bash it out here and leave \"normal\" threads alone. :O


what!!! this thread IS normal. if this thread isnt normal like god strike me down with lightning !!! *grumbles while he sets up a lightning rod on top of the temple*
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« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2004, 05:41:27 pm »
If this thread is \"normal\" then...  ;(   petty humans X(

 :P  :D
« Last Edit: January 27, 2004, 05:41:53 pm by lynx_lupo »
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« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2004, 06:04:58 pm »
what? you call the court \"not normal\"?
Seperot! I think that\'s insult to judge!

pff... humans were always petty... same with dwarves actually....
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« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2004, 06:24:27 pm »
Yes, enkis pwnz0r all.
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« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2004, 06:28:36 pm »
oh yes... cats... how could I forget.... cats are petty too...
ok ok... with few exceptions.... but still...
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« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2004, 06:43:32 pm »
Shut up before I claw your couch.
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« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2004, 07:11:55 pm »
*Proceeds to destroy Drakkie\'s Couch with rapier*
Argh, petty, self-serving, ignorant, dark-dermorians.
You sir, are a disgrace to your race.
Especially with your careless racism.


 :P

(Plans to be Dermorian in CB/when implemented;))
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« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2004, 07:21:00 pm »
noooooooo! not my couchy!
I swear Monketh... I shall avenge him... thy death shall be slow... and painful
*sob*
you were always great friend couchy... and great viking too...
now.... thou shall leave this realm as a viking...
*casts firebolt at couchy*
farewell my friend.... farewell...
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