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« Reply #75 on: January 28, 2004, 02:23:17 am »
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Uh-oh Whemy, Aendar is going to kill you and make your dog into a sofa. :P

*Steals Sofa*

\"Here you go Drak, a new sofa for your enjoyment\"
\"Why does it smell like a dead dog?\"
\"Um...\"



but i dont have a dog...
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« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2004, 03:57:23 am »
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Edit:Uh-huh, some girls at my school wear outfits like this y\'know.

Some kids in your school have implants? Aren\'t you like 14 or 15 or something?
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« Reply #77 on: January 28, 2004, 06:05:40 am »
damn, Monk, you won the bet... he changed color :rolleyes:

on other thing I didn\'t want sofa, I wanted viking couch :evil:
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« Reply #78 on: January 28, 2004, 06:08:34 am »
viking couch huh? what about a couch made out of POISON!!!???
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« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2004, 06:27:13 am »
just how much I\'d love to have my butt itch... NO!
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« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2004, 06:31:22 am »
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just how much I\'d love to have my butt itch... NO!


but with a couch made of poison household pets and small vermin up to 4 feet in length can be immidetely put into a stunned state mimicing death! only 1999.99 plus S&H! Call now!!!
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« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2004, 06:34:35 am »
do you by any chance have...
couch mixed of catnip and poison that could kill... umm... Seperot sized cat?
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« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2004, 07:01:44 am »
why yes we do *sneakily hides pie under cussion* this special model even has a built in pie!
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« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2004, 07:04:29 am »
Monketh, if you get me one of these, then I\'ll even let you stay alive :O
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« Reply #84 on: January 28, 2004, 12:54:07 pm »
**shoots a blow dart though a small hole in draklars helmet turning draklar into a cattatonic state**


i now sectance Draklar 500 hours of savion talking to you with 2 armoured kran guarding him and told to beat the crap outa you apon touching savion after which time you may go back to beating savion.



whemyfield will be secntanced to 200 dogs in whemyfield house for six months so you grow attqached to them then they will be slaughterd for a drow killing couch made by monketh

 on the xordan moogie case i have deciede since xordan blew up there is no case

case 492842 Grakrim vers the people of planeshift on grounds of not taking a bath
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« Reply #85 on: January 28, 2004, 03:29:22 pm »
hmm... I think I must put you down, Seperot...
*cough* it so happens that our judge here is a corrupted rogue... I also cought him on a try to blackmail.... me!
Furthermore he\'s responsible for slaughter on whole village and turning ones known as Grakrim, Monketh, Tranor, Dorbian and probably few others into zombies.
Another thing is causing few explosions, in which at least 3 dwarves were killed.
Seeing as current judge is responsible for a lot of crimes, I, as the only lawful person in the court, must find a way to punish him for his deeds... so:
Guards are ordered to hold this creature, while our gollum will claw his flesh.
This is chance for you, Savion... do it and no more head bashing for you...
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« Reply #86 on: January 28, 2004, 03:56:00 pm »
**pulls out auto crossbows and shoots down the whole court room**

strange i though catatonic staes paralised everything....

ah well ** removes dralkars a
chainmail/armour platein/ any other thingy cuts him open and starts pulling out his liver and other organs**

 
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« Reply #87 on: January 28, 2004, 03:59:42 pm »
*gets free from paralise while Seperot tries to... undress him?*
only one quarrel for me?
*thrusts his steel into Seperot\'s chest*
fool!
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« Reply #88 on: January 28, 2004, 05:04:50 pm »
argh the gay... uhm.. jolly colors are hurting my eyes!
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« Reply #89 on: January 28, 2004, 05:17:35 pm »
yes excuse me while i step out of rping to say the colors you guys write in is horrible. im suing for the murder of my new puppies and the eyes in which you have burned out my skull with your devilish colors...
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