Your funniest rpg experiences

[Syzerian]

severance moment for me
i was in a big room full of goblins and i picked up a stool and bet the first goblin silly with it. i then took his sword and loped off the 2nd goblins head and threw it at the 3rd goblin making him step backwards into the fireplace. i then ate the meat off the table and took a shot at the 4th goblin with my bow and then carved him up with my longsword. i was all like haha weak creatures untill an orc with a poison sword came around the corner and i was all \'oh sheet\'. but from killing all those goblins so easyly i charged at him and we were fighting on a bridge over a deep bottomless pit. i over shot a sidestep and fell off and just as i fell off the bridge i was shot in the back by an arrow killing me in mid air and then when my corpse hit the bottom my sword came flying down and sliced off my hand and then just before the screen faded away the orc hit the ground lol


its also funny playing with the messed up physics where if you throw an item so it spinns on the ground sometimes the spin will slow down untill it just about stops then it flys aaround the room at top speeds while you hope it doesnt hit and kill you

[seperot]

snow raven that game wasent munchkin was it?

[Moogie]

LOL Syzerian, those kind of funny stories are the best, methinks. Severance: Blade of Darkness? Hmm... never actually checked that game out before... *goes to Google it*

[Caldazar]

I\'d have to agree with Kada.
The campbot 2000 is the funniest thing I\'ve ever read, maybe with the exception of Midgard Times.

[Hory]

A funny one that I can remember was during my first days of Ultima Online. I was just learning the game and had almost no combat experience, when this weirdo comes around and starts following me naked (no armour on, just the underwear). And he kept saying \"fight me\" or something like that and trying to hit me. And there was the rule that you are not allowed to attack newbies (on that shard) so when a game master saw him, he trapped him in a cage or something. And he started asking him all these questions like \"did you know you\'re not allowed to attack new players?\"... and after a few unanswered questions, that guy says \"can i be game master\". Well.. it was fun at the moment ...

And here\'s a funnier one that happened around the same day, but to a friend on the same server (i didn\'t see all of it). He finally saved money to buy a horse (but his character was still a weak one). So he went around very proud of the horse, and thought of going in a newbie training area to show off. And there were some guys there training on straw dummies or whatever. And I don\'t know what one of them was doing wrong, but this friend of mine stopped with the horse near the dummy, unmounted and said to that player \"here\'s how you do it\", like he was some kind of expert, even if he was a newbie too. But accidently, he targets the horse instead of the dummy. So the horse gets mad and attacks him back. And my friend starts running around because the horse was more powerful and everyone was laughing at him. In the end, he managed to kill his horse (minutes after just buying it with hard-saved money). How I found out about the story? I was looking at his inventory and noticed some big, flat objects. I asked him and found out those were two pieces of \"looted\" horse skin . He was still carrying them so that he still had something for the money he lost .

[snow_RAveN]

Originally posted by seperot
snow raven that game wasent munchkin was it?

ahh yes thats the name of it

[Kintall]

best RPG funny I had was when I was playing Phantasy star online and in one of the lobbys ther was this Neo Nazi guy spouting his opinions and for all the effort everyone put in we couldnt shut him up.
We tried destroying his points with arguments and various other things untill finaly I had a stoke of genious...

I went up to him and using the little animation commands I proceeded to chase him around wth my big burly character, kissing him

 for the next 15 minutes he proceeded to run from me questioning my sexuality...  I chased him loudly confessing my love for him after a couple more minutes another 20 people had starded chasing him with smoochy intent.

he was never seen again.....

[rumblebelly]

well i have ta say my funniest moment was recently on planeshift when i had a noob thinkin i was an npc and he was askin people what he had to say to talk to rumblebelly. i thought it was quite halarious then i did /spawn i would have given anything to see the look on his face that would have made it all the more funny

[Thalos]

On this game called eternal-lands i play, all the npcs have their names in blue above them. One day i walked past a newb shouting at a npc \"WHY R UR NAME BLUE!!\"
Over and over again.

[NewPie]

jeh ... this one is nice too.

In one NWN server there is always Drow/Duergar vs Surfacers war going on. Well ... surfacer was near a surfacer town planning attack at underdark. Well I was standing near him and his friend and I had 5 other friends with me and I had invisibility sphere so all my friends vere invisible. Then when they were going to move on and attack underdark ... I asked my friend to dispel my invisibility sphere ... he did it and we all appeared. You should have seen their comments and stampeding moves ^^. Well ... after that we used invisibility sphere again and followed them to the citys crafting hall ... \"Now we are safe because they cant get here ... so lets invite people\" ... just when there are about 5 surfacers there my spell ends ... they were pretty stunned while me and my friend casted spells to hold them all in one place ^^. After a little chat they decided not to attack Underdark (big surprise).

[bbum]

This happend in eq,

Me and some necro who was a few levels below me were just messing around and dueling, and the necro was cussing from time to time. At some point a newb petitioned to a GM, and one showed up to get the necro to stop cussing.

Anyway, the GM couldnt even get a word out due to all of our battle spam, as we continued to duel around the GM. So finally, You have been summoned by the Gods Loading... please wait.

The necro and myself were summoned to a small cubic room, in whatever the GM zone is... like a white trial room. Anyway, we re-challenge eachother to the duel and start going at it, when two GM\'s show up in the room. Since we are still fighting, we end up getting rooted to opposite ends of the floor by the GM.

He starts talking, then I whip out my trusty shurikens and start chucking them across the room, and the necro starts casting some spells at me. Finally, I don\'t know wtf the GM did, but all the sudden none of my macro keys worked, and I couldnt even type. The ability to delete was taken away, and as you typed it would skip every 3 letters or so. So sentences just came out all jarbled between me and the necro.

Anyway... we just got a warning for language, and were sent back to Oasis where people were wondering what happened to us. Just thought this was a funny little tale.

[Grakrim]

I don\'t remember the specifics, but this occured in the beginning of a campaign some friends and I were sneaking in at lunch-time in school years back.  Frustrated, bored, and annoyed by the shoddy campaign, our party ventures into a Forest Elf tree-top village...

The GM chimed in, \"A pack of children whiz by\"
Quickly, I reply, \"I pick up one of the children and drop-kick him out of the village\"
After a few die rolls, the GM says, \"He lands with a splat.  Your act of violence has been spotted by the local villagers. \'\'Get them!\'\' \"

Needless to say, we were brutually killed that day... Good times, good times...

[Ald'Amun Dungeonrunner]

I\'d have to say that it was during the best tabletop game we\'d ever played...It was a long time ago so I don\'t remember all the specifics...It went something like this:

A party of 5 people, 4 friends and I, are in a dungeon. We opened a door, and there was an Iron Golem on the other side, standing in the middle of a rectangular room. On the far end of the room was another door. We figured it would be treasure and decided to have the party meatshield (Half-orc barbarian with insane stats and an orc double-axe) distract the iron golem while we went into the other room and looted it. Sure enough there was a treasure chest, and I, being the rogue, disabled the trap and picked the lock. We divided the treasure and just before we were ready to leave, our brilliant half-orc friend came running into the room with us, effectively trapping all of us. My friend, an elf ranger, always picked up random objects that somehow ended up helping us, and pulled some crabs and feathers out of one of his pouches. He began licking the crabs and sticking feathers all over them, then ushered them into the room, in a hope to distract the golem. He smashed them to goo, but they helped very little. One of our...meaner, more powerful party members picked up good ol\' Vintersnorg (the barbarian) and tossed him back with the golem. Everyone managed to escape in the commotion except for me and the elven ranger. I stuff the elf in the treasure chest, pull out my handydandy extending poles, crawl on top of the chest, and launch myself and the chest between the legs of the iron golem. We all managed to escape with the treasure and uninjured....well except the half-orc...he was kinda...well yeah...he died....BUT IT WAS HIS FAULT!

[karakth]

Haha, well, I was a DM on a tabletop RPG and this guy\'s brother decided he wanted to play. He wouldn\'t stop whining until we let him.

Anyway....The party is roaming around a city of non-hostile lizardmen. This guy\'s brother is just playing around with a couple of models somewhere nearby. Suddenly he seemed to hear me say the words \"You are surrounded by a group of lizardmen shamans.\" (They were going to give the party a useful artifact) and he decided lizardmen were hostile. \"I attack the one closest to me!\" he shouts.

What could I do? The guy starts to fight and his brother steps in to help him...Before you know it the whole party\'s been massacered.

This was one of our first games. It was either Dragonquest or Starwars. *sighs*

[NewPie]

soo ... P&P game experience ... hmm ... One of nastiest fights i have been in .. I had hell of a luck u know.

I am riding my horse towards nearby town. Suddenly my horse falls and I roll behind it. Of course it has been shot with huge crossbow ... So I have this beginner mage with good skills (luck at dice rolls ^^). I take a peek over the horse and crossbow projectile hits the dead body of the horse (oh btw I am injured ... got hit by smaller projectile). Luckily it doesnt go through the horse and Im not dead (my constitution sucks so that projectile made me to sustain nasty injury). Then these two swordsmen appear from the darkness (one more note ... the rules arent original and the game is Runequest). They are running towards me and I blast the another one dead. Other runs into melee screaming (YOU BAST*RD ... YOU KILLED MY BROTHER ... NOW FEEL MY WRATH !!!) Then he rolls fumble and rolls again to see how badly he fumbled. Bam ... bad fumble and he damages himself into random location. Location roll ... neck ... Damage roll ... enough damage to sever his head. The head rolls on the ground and I decide that I have to disable the crossbow so I charge and ready spell... whoosh ... fireball + miss ... tree nearby the guy with huge crossbow ignites and falls on the guy ... hehe .. The last bandit starts running in terror even when he could easily kill me -_-.

After that I went to that town and got healed by the guys who gave me the mission to check forest out for bandits.

I consider myself ... lucky