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Moogie

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2004, 12:27:41 am »
I doubt Lynx wrote these, as I read most of them years ago. Still, they never grow old. :)


[Edit: Caldazar: I hate them too. ;)]
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2004, 04:41:27 pm »
Argh! My post! My precious post!
Evil I say, evil :P
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2004, 04:43:45 pm »
Sorry, yours and Aendar\'s posts didn\'t make sense anymore after I got rid of the troller. :P Bad timing alert!
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2004, 04:50:53 pm »
I was wondering what the hell they were talking about

I only skipped around and read a couple, but the button one was great stuff
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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2004, 05:50:09 pm »
Well Lynx i wish to join your realm you seem to be an evil so unstopable...You for one will not be defetad.

Any way thanks for the 20mins of reading...lol Great ideas..
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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2004, 09:28:53 pm »
lol, lovely

I\'m glad the sillyness of that O\'l steriotype has become renowned because I always wanted Blofeld to just shoot bond, not after capturing him after inviting him to dinner ( he allways comes), it just seemed to make sense
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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2004, 12:02:38 am »
well the sad part is that no matter what you\'ll do, still the \"hero\" will find a way to defeat the overlord... as in for example: suddenly pixie appears and gives him some uber-magic powers :P
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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2004, 02:24:12 am »
I don\'t even remember what I wrote....oh well.
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2004, 02:27:35 am »
Thanks for the post Lynx,

Are you the original author of that??  I remember seeing something like this with a similar title even before the Austin Powers movies came out.  It seems like it was a lot shorter.
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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2004, 04:13:21 am »
Really, maniacal laughter isn\'t very harmful. Stress, on the other hand, is. ;)
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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2004, 12:29:10 pm »
Ajow! Why does everyone think I wrote those 4 maxlenght posts!? I stated i didn\'t, many people\'ve seen it before, I don\'t know some references... p.h.! :rolleyes:  :P

And I don\'t know the author...I\'m just a medium.

One of my favourites:
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If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
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« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2004, 12:49:36 pm »
oh, yeah..... i forgot.... I read the evil overlord list years ago!!! Oh..... and so did every other RPG player at the time..... and so have MILLIONS of people since then.  The lists were funny then, they are funny now, they will be funny 10 years from now, but the least you could do is CITE YOUR SOURCE.  Oh, and maybe not post all that here, maybe just a link, such as http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html In other words, i\'m flaming this flaming post for it\'s flaming stupidity and it\'s flaming repeditiveness from years gone by.  

FLAME FLAME FLAME
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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2004, 01:00:38 pm »
Hey Cyrandir...do us all a favor and never come back to these forums again.  It doesn\'t matter whether or not they are old.  They were funny and we all got a kick out of them.
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2004, 04:35:34 pm »
yes coming from the forum troll, that was uncalled for... :P *thinks how he could have said something much meaner*...
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