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RussianVodka

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Army of One!!!
« on: March 06, 2004, 04:34:03 am »
This is my version of one of those \"army of one\" comerceals...
P1= narrarator
P2= crunchy, fast, quite, hard to hear voice in the back ground
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P1- In the army you will meet great benefits!
P2- Disability reprehension payments...
P1- You will be able to travel to foreign exotic places,
P2- Iraq...
P1- Part-take in exiting once in a life time activities!
P2- get blown up...
P1- And when you are fighting evil!
P2-higher command...
P1- and living in government established high-tech millitary facilities!
P2- hell holes...
P1- and the government is behind you all the way!
P2- or so they tell your loved ones...
P1- You will know that
P2- after the govenment abandons you....
P1- you are an army of one!!!
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Grakrim

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 04:44:39 am »
Good work, RussianVodka.  Although I don\'t quite remember any Army of One commericals playing out like that, with multiple voices...
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 07:54:59 am »
Pfft the last thing I want to do is join the army, my dad mentioned joining the reserve and apply in communication get a sign up reward and free schooling! Sorry me no join military unless  WW3 decides to show up anytime soon!
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2004, 08:08:16 am »
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Pfft the last thing I want to do is join the army, my dad mentioned joining the reserve and apply in communication get a sign up reward and free schooling! Sorry me no join military unless  WW3 decides to show up anytime soon!

Err... I think you missed the point, it was a joke.

As for WW3, that will occur in 2073 when the Martian baseball team loses to the Earth cricket team in a Bi-denominational Ballgame, so I don\'t think you have anything to worry about...
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2004, 08:47:44 am »
Nah I picked up on it :D Just needed to express my thoughts on that. Ok :) night
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2004, 07:20:42 am »
[UNMIRTHFUL]

Join the Army!  Travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them!

[/UNMIRTHFUL]
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2004, 08:37:59 am »
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As for WW3, that will occur in 2073 when the Martian baseball team loses to the Earth cricket team in a Bi-denominational Ballgame, so I don\'t think you have anything to worry about...


realy 2073? i though it started next month with blair confessing his love for bush and bush calling him a dirty thingy and fireing the nukes to china by mistake...:P
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2004, 12:16:17 am »
Speaking of which... look at the pathetic state of the Russian military:

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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2004, 01:02:48 am »
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Pfft the last thing I want to do is join the army, my dad mentioned joining the reserve and apply in communication get a sign up reward and free schooling! Sorry me no join military unless  WW3 decides to show up anytime soon!

Isn\'t that exactly when you would want to NOT join the army?
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2004, 01:44:51 am »
No I would rather join in time of war then going on peace keeping missions and securing our defense like they do now. Fighting for my country when there is a open threat is something I would not think twice about doing. I love my country and seeing it be invaded or blown to peices is not something I would stand back and let happen. I would try and stop something like that if I could >:(
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