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dorbian

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my diforce
« on: March 15, 2004, 10:57:14 am »
yesterday i diforced of my uhhh wife, hevrah was our judge and my dear old friend monketh was my lawyer.
i can\'t really remember the name of my wife or her lawyer, but it was a good trial.

although i think the judgement was faulty it was fun and suprisingly real, i\'m looking forward to more of these trials.
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2004, 11:13:32 am »
right dorb....mebbie its time for you to go back to your medication now....dont ya think? :P

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only you can make my spelling seem somewhat normal :D
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2004, 11:19:06 am »
for Talad!
So it was you? 8o

anyway, in case you don\'t know: you aren\'t allowed to approach my client by 50 feet
brake the judgement and feel the consequences :evil:
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2004, 03:19:47 pm »
Yah I was one of the jurors but i had to leave for work before i got to hear the defendants arguement, bah i said guilty anyways
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2004, 05:47:06 pm »
is there a jury in a divorcing case? and how can someone be guilty if they\'re having a divorce ?(
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2004, 05:51:50 pm »
Dorbian didn\'t say everything... obviously...
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2004, 09:34:45 pm »
well she stole my bat and some other valuable stuff, and she wasn\'t found guilty at those charges.

but we are divorced ( although i never met her before :S)
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2004, 09:48:16 pm »
Uh, seeing as meh other post on this issue was... um.. \"removed from the forum\", I think I\'ll repost that link to the log of the \'trial\'.

The Log

Needless to say, I\'m not a good lawyer.  But I can get the evidence from the brother\'s house and return to court. :P
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2004, 09:52:57 pm »
ah, there goes my confusion... so you made second divorce trial same day, eh?
ok, seriously, take thy medicine...
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2004, 11:58:43 pm »
i\'d love to but then i\'m goin to talk inteligent which will make you all get hurty in head.

so i\'ll think i\'ll stay like this
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2004, 12:27:35 am »
You\'re all insane.  Every last one of you.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2004, 12:56:11 am »
I second that Aendar, heartily. I wasn\'t sure at first, but after reading about a quarter of the trial I\'m sure, they\'re all insane. *backs away slowly*
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2004, 02:50:18 am »
When you think about it what the heck! Hevrah why did you have us as a jury for a divorce case mmm unless it was a custody battle or material object suite, would there even be a jury?
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2004, 08:33:46 am »
SHE STOLE MY STUFF, you need a jury to say if she\'s guilty or not ( imo ) but the jury has been bribed for, so i don\'t agree on the decission made
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2004, 08:44:46 am »
yea, like we all don\'t know that Monketh is the one bribing the jury...
I mean c\'mon.... giving away pies?
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