Instructions: Sell all my body parts at maket value, my wife get most of the cash but the rest should go toward paying for a massive keg party, live bands, excellent munchies, and when you arrive at the party you should be issued 2 phat joints of the kindest bud. Hopefully, you won\'t be too old to enjoy all that stuff.
What\'s left of my body...I won\'t care what you do with it then. Cremation sounds good, if you need a suggestion. Distribute the ashes on the Aztec pyramids outside of Mexico City. If any kind holymen or women come any where near the party or cremation, warn them once to get lost and then if you have to, shoot flaming arrows at them.