ROFLOL, the dialectizer is just hilarous. I couldn\'t stop laughting
FIRST EPOCH: LAANX AND TALAD Laanx and Talad wuz Gods befo\'e da damn races eva\' existed in Yliakum. WORD! Laanx and Talad wuz fine and harmonious; dey wuz inquisitive and always lookin\' fo\' new knowledge t\'enrich deir eternal lives. Laanx wuz some tall and puh\'fectly shaped dudette wid long, honky fro as silky as de dreads uh a spider\'s web. Co\' got d\' beat! Ha\' lunar skin reflected de azure beams uh de crystal and refracted da damn light into hypnotic patterns as allurin\' as ha\' boogeyin\', ruby-coloured eyes. A din silva\' band clasped Laanx\'s left ankle. She wuz evanescent, cold and yet yieldin\', light and edereal likes de evenin\' air. Ah be baaad...
Talad wuz likes an ebony statue, wid powerful muscles and long, propo\'shuned bones. Dick brother curls cascaded waaay down upside his broad shoulders and waaay down his back, and some dick gold armlet clasped Talad\'s right bicep. Jes hang loose, brud. Talad wuz solid, warm and determined, dense and impetuous as some riva\' of molten lava. WORD!
Guided by an ancient and powerful god, dojiggerd Vod?l, god uh de future events, dey discovered one quiet planet wid some crystal column full uh energy and mah\'stery. Slap mah fro! Togeder, dey \'esplo\'ed da damn depds uh de planet where da damn majestic obelisk gots its roots, full t\'de brim and quiverin\' wid de azure energy. Slap mah fro!
Togeder, dey reached da damn lowa\' end uh de column and discoverin\' some rocky niche dat contained da damn luminous and faceted \'estremity dat now gives life-energy t\'Yliakum. WORD! Talad and Laanx realized da damn nature uh de crystal and wants\'ed t\'create some prospuh\'ous dominion wid sucka\'s t\'wo\'ship dem. WORD! Oda\' gods, olda\' and mo\'e powerful dan dey, told dem about great tax\'s dey would gots\'ta puh\'fo\'m when deir wo\'shippuh\'s became eyebally t\'follow deir direcshuns. Blinded by de possibility uh creatin\' some new wo\'ld, de yung gods Laanx and Talad dun didn\'t ax\' any oda\' details, o\' pay much attenshun t\'de warnin\'s. Derefo\'e, dey used deir powers t\'enlarge da damn niche and created de huge cave comprised uh eight levels.
Dey diverted da damn courses uh de underground rivers t\'feed de fertile and rich land dat dey had placed on de rock t\' make it suitable fo\' life. Everydin\' wuz made t\'host da damn sucka\'s dat Talad and Laanx wished t\'create, but da damn land wuz still empty. Slap mah fro! Dey wuz unaware uh a huge maze uh tunnels present in de crust uh de wo\'ld, lata\' called da damn Stone Labyrinds, where oda\' creatures wuz already lurkin\' in de dark. Ya\' know?
