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King Orange

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« on: April 28, 2004, 12:31:17 am »
Brothers and sisters.  We all know the tyranny of the lemons and their insidious ways.  Don not be swayed by their crafty manipulations and sneaky ways.

Join us, the Oranges!  Be a part of the mightiest fruit force in the galaxy.  Together with the strawberries (Lead by their king, Kiern) we will crush the Lemons into pulp.

Not only do new recruits get the glory of defeating the Lemons, but all new recruits receive free orange juice, the finest weaponry and gadgetry, slushies, ice cream, and more!

Come.  Join us.  It is you duty.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 01:01:32 am by King Orange »
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2004, 12:59:22 am »
Moved to Guilds forum.


...and next time, Venge, please PM me or something. I get slaughtered enough as it is.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2004, 01:01:14 am »
/me takes out the fruit squishing hammer of DOOM!!!

time to die, foul fruits!!
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Lord, Cherry Cherrington

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2004, 01:04:04 am »
Fool you shal die from the power of the cherrys.

The orange\'s and lemons are stemless freaks and thus must be burnt!
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2004, 01:06:02 am »
I\'ll eat you for saying that! Cherries are tasty...

mmmh, cherries....
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2004, 01:12:20 am »
ahh... when will they learn... that there is just no way to fight lemons.... :O
Lemon troops are like everywhere... barbaric oranges shall crumble...
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2004, 01:33:20 am »
I second that, Dark Lord.

The lemons shall prevail!  We shall defeat (and then promptly consume) the other fruits!
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Lord, Cherry Cherrington

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2004, 01:34:57 am »
dark lord ha! the true dark lord is the master of the coconuts! and they are our new allies in this war.

your lemon dark lord stands little chance againced the true dark lord.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2004, 03:27:15 am »
Ok, you know what? You\'re strange. All of you. People. Fruit. Things. Whatever.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2004, 03:28:21 am »
I am here m\'lord. May the dark lemons nevah prevail!
I promise the finest and largest of melons for munitions, m\'lord.

*whispers \"Hail Melon!\"*

-The Orange Count
Remember, inside every cantaloupe is a juicy orange.;)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 03:41:29 am by Monketh »
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2004, 03:32:10 am »
Whatever. Hey, anybody knows where a chirimoya fits into the fruit wars?
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2004, 04:03:00 am »
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Originally posted by Monketh
-The Orange Count


The Orange what?! 8o
Oh, it got an O in there :tongue:


Oranges, you got no hope, surrender now! (but you\'ll die anyways, just in case you think you can get away with this)


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Originally posted by Mogura
...and next time, Venge, please PM me or something. I get slaughtered enough as it is.

I thought it\'s against the rules to talk about moderations :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 04:04:08 am by SaintNuclear »
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2004, 06:00:35 am »
You guys are lucky I\'m a dev and cannot start a Toast guild....  if I could, you\'d all be, well.... toast.  :-)


Mogura, I cannot PM you about policies on each thread and it never occurred to me to do that.  Ok so you deleted them--whatever.  It\'s just a fricken forum, people! :-)

- Vengeance
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2004, 06:37:10 am »
Long live the LEMONS!! HIp HIp h00ray!! Hip Hip H00ray! (argh brb go log under my lord lemon account :D)
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2004, 12:44:46 pm »
Oranges FOREVER!!!

\"taste lead foul.. not-oranges\"

-wonders when oranges developed opposable thumbs...

BANG etc.. :)

edit: and thisd just to hand. the orange forces have now developed a new weapon to fight the infidel hordes

ORANGE NANO TECHNOLOGY!!!



and we now have PROOF that oranges were the first to land on the moon
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 01:20:11 pm by Kintall »
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