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Princess Lemons

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Lemon Empire!
« on: April 28, 2004, 01:17:15 am »
Well here is our new advertisement! The Lemon Empire features and goals are:

-Rejoice and bath in all things lemon!
-We fight and strive for the preservation,glory,and Lemony goodness of the empire and our caring and compassionate goddess Lemonia!
-We spread the holy word of Lemonia so that all who choose to follower her are granted her lemony blessings!
-Members recieve all kinds lemon flavored food and beverages imaginable!!
-We strive to peel and juice the heathen oranges who defy our holy goddess and her lemony goodness!
-We welcome ALL who wish to follow the one true fruit (the lemons!) and bath in the lemony goodness and blessings of our lemon goddess lemonia!!

Members, please post here so I can re-establish the the list of members (Since moogie deleted the original LE thread -_-) Please post ONLY (and only once please) if I have missed you or forgotten to put you on the member list. Anyone who wishes to join just PM me or contact me on any of my various messangers.

current members:

1) Princess Lemons, Arch Priestess of Lemonia and Empress of the Lemon Empire
2) Kwartz, High priest of Lemonia
3) LordLemon, Lemonian Noble
4) Sangwa, Lemonian Warrior
5) SaintNuclear, Lemonian Overseer
6) Zetsumei, Lemonian Warrior
7) Fish, Lemonian Warrior
8) Lemona Citriere, Lemonian Lemonmistress
9) Wedge, Elite Lemon ninja
10) elscouta, Lemonian Crusader
11) Xanaroth, Lemonian Citrus Slinger

PS: oranges are blasphamous heathens!!
« Last Edit: May 04, 2004, 11:20:31 pm by Princess Lemons »
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2004, 01:40:55 am »
*has a flash of insight*

Form the Citrus Alliance!

And once the non-citrus guilds have been crushed, then fight for who is the best fruit of all!  Lemon shall win, of course, though grapefruit is also a worthy opponent and contender.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2004, 02:12:47 am »
Ok count me in.

Fish + Lemon = one fine dish!
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2004, 02:55:07 am »
(*hides her pointed tail*)

Ahem, I would also like to join this joyous amalgam of wise Lemon Lovers!

Hope my signature isnt to presumptuous ;) yours will be done soon and lovlier yet my Princess :D
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 02:56:09 am by Lemona Citriere »
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2004, 03:52:05 am »
Ah! Thy Lemons! I\'m flooded with tears of joy as I eat thy Lemons! ;(

I was an Overseer, and something that suited the \"Elite Lemon Task Force\" in my sig, forgot the exact wording but I\'m sure we can think of something...

How about Squad Officer? Company Comander maybe?

Edit: And as far as I remmember, Sangwa was Shadow, not Warrior :)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 03:54:08 am by SaintNuclear »
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2004, 10:45:36 am »
Lemons are weak and pittiful. never having any fun and always sour (:P) join the cherry revolution today and feel the sweet nectar of victory!
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2004, 11:13:04 am »
I have always had good relations with lemons (aahh, the incredible taste of a lemon icecream... :)) ). I hope to maintain good relations with this new rising power. As long as you don\'t ally with bananas...

Bananas sux X(
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2004, 02:01:45 pm »
I believe Davis was general...
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2004, 03:36:06 pm »
Cherries need stems to feel big and bad! we shall rip off your stems and crush your into cherry syrup!!
« Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 03:36:43 pm by Princess Aelya »
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2004, 03:44:14 pm »
Not only that, he underestimates the value of lemons! Lemons go so much farther than those other third rate fruits! Ye who croaks and cringes at a lemon, it is but only because Lemonia deems you un-wothy of lemon-ness!
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2004, 06:12:19 am »
Lemons Rule! Oranges Drool and Cherries are just tools!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2004, 07:30:32 am »
Development has begun on the Ninja Lemon Cannon (working title) that shall bring the lemony pain upon all other fruits!

Muahahahahahahaha!
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2004, 06:24:34 pm »
count me in as well empress, i know deep in my hart that the lemons are the only true fruit for our simple souls.
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2004, 07:55:49 pm »
Beware...Oranges have a way of listening in on Lemon guild meetings...!

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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2004, 08:02:03 pm »
gah! a spy! And he looks like Aendar too -.-
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