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Icefalcon

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« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2004, 03:31:45 am »
Well so am I, but who would refuse free money? And the whole thing about the government doing in for educational purposes is rediculous.

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« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2004, 04:26:40 am »
I\'m a student here at SEMO state U. as an art major. been thinkin about getting a greencard, movin to china and teaching conversational english there. it\'s a great deal, you don\'t need to speak any english, and you get paid huge amounts of money to sit around and talk to asians about whatever you want to talk about. hell, you don\'t even need any teaching skills.

I still don\'t know what my brother is still doing in america. he can legally claim dual citizenship in japan because he was born there, kyoto if I remember right.. he could be over there teaching english, and he has the hots for asian girls anyway. he even speaks a little of the language, he was stationed in tokyo for a few years when he served.
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« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2004, 08:42:41 pm »
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I\'m a student here at SEMO state U. as an art major. been thinkin about getting a greencard, movin to china and teaching conversational english there. it\'s a great deal, you don\'t need to speak any english, and you get paid huge amounts of money to sit around and talk to asians about whatever you want to talk about. hell, you don\'t even need any teaching skills.

I still don\'t know what my brother is still doing in america. he can legally claim dual citizenship in japan because he was born there, kyoto if I remember right.. he could be over there teaching english, and he has the hots for asian girls anyway. he even speaks a little of the language, he was stationed in tokyo for a few years when he served.

You don\'t have to know the language?
How will you ask things like wheres\'s the bathroom?
or make statements like \"Ho my god there\'s an axe in my head!\"
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« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2004, 01:06:04 am »
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« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2004, 04:30:06 am »
Well looks like most of us aren\'t bums yet so thats good! I am still alittle shocked about the whole getting money for education! I want it!!

     I am 16 got my license when I was 16, turned 17 managed to purchase alcohol at the age of 17 but not cigars or lotto tickets which still confuses me to this day, turned 18 I can do it all.  its all legal for me to do except purchase alcohol gotta be 19 in this province to do that :]