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karakth

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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2004, 03:13:43 pm »
I dunno, I mean, you can\'t say that you\'ve never blurted out something which you wished you\'d never even have thought of to a girl.

My weirdest one: (Happened last september I think)

\"Oh...er...Yes, I use this to keep a log of the pencil-shavings war at school. Uh...\"

OR (This happened when I was like 10)

Me and a girl were leaning against a wall upside-down (used to do gymnastics then). And it must have been all that blood going to my head or something because I said, \"I just felt my sexual organs go up. Or down. I can\'t tell when I\'m like this.\" :(
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2004, 03:14:02 pm »
don\'t look at the beach for a girl

I used to watch my friends making fools of themselves all the time when I lived in california, tryin to impress girls at the beach. I\'m not sayin it didn\'t work, but the best they ever got was a sleazy lay. a few of them got vacation girls into a lot of trouble cause they didn\'t happen to mention they were only 14 or 15. these were big guys who looked older.  if you do go lookin for babes, be careful, make sure they\'re your age before you try to pick them up. you don\'t wanna ruin a womans life do ya?

[edit] oops big spelling error there
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2004, 03:18:51 pm »
Hmm the clothing worn at the beach is very...provocative. So picking up a girl at the beach could give her the wrong ideas, which I don\'t want (I plan to stay clean until marriage). So there have to be better places to meet girls. But where?
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2004, 03:28:17 pm »
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the problem is when girls are passive as well...

Even if she\'s passive, it\'s not hard to notice if she\'s interested, she\'ll eye you.
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2004, 03:47:18 pm »
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So there have to be better places to meet girls. But where?

depends on what type of ladies you\'re looking for...
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2004, 03:55:29 pm »
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the problem is when girls are passive as well...

Even if she\'s passive, it\'s not hard to notice if she\'s interested, she\'ll eye you.


depends
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2004, 03:59:20 pm »
no one ever believes me, but....
arcades.

gamer girls are the best type for gamer guys. if you can manage to pick one up, you\'ll be happy for life man.
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2004, 04:09:18 pm »
check the sims forum ;)
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2004, 05:31:36 pm »
Stop looking for the right girl, the right girl will find you! :)

well you have to believe in destiny for that one to work :P
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2004, 05:50:45 pm »
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Me and a girl were leaning against a wall upside-down (used to do gymnastics then). And it must have been all that blood going to my head or something because I said, \"I just felt my sexual organs go up. Or down. I can\'t tell when I\'m like this.\" :(

Ah, man I could help laughing at that :D
Anyways, be somewhat passive, dont go up to a girl and say \"hey, you\'r hot, lets go out.\" That won\'t work(for the type of girl you are looking forat least :rolleyes: ), just talk to them as you would your friends. Be yourself and don\'t try to impress her. Lasting relationships start small ;)
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2004, 06:21:52 pm »
*ahem* walk across the beach once you see a single good looking girl trip up and fall in the sand next to them its a great test because it shows what type of person they are...if they help you up there a good sort if they giggle and point..not worth your time once they do help you make sorta dazed look and smile and say something about being clumsy and say your thankyous.... then walk on coming back 20 mins later seeing if she remebers if so walk up and say \"sorry to bug you but can i have your number\" <- fit to your own style of talk

should work :)
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2004, 07:20:30 pm »
Im impressed seperot...but I think the football trick is better. ;)

If you walk up to a girl and tell her she is very beautiful you will know from her reaction if you have a chance. I dont believe in making friends with a girl you like cuz thats the hardest situation to get out of. Itll end up with her telling you that she doesnt want to date you because she doesnt want it to ruin your friendship.
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2004, 07:23:33 pm »
are you one of those people that say \"the glass is half-empty\", RedMonk? ;)
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2004, 07:38:41 pm »
Honestly Sep I\'ve thought about that one, but my comic nature would mean that girls would laugh. Heck, if I tripped over my own feet while walking in sand I\'d laugh. I\'d probably also adjust it to look funny (face in sand, etc). Though it probably will work. Oh yeah, knowing me I\'d also blurt out a LAME pun like \"Talk about falling for a girl...\"

Though I\'ll try it.

Hmm...Arcades. Now there\'s an idea.
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2004, 08:01:57 pm »
That actually might work :). If they laugh you know theyve got a sense of humor. And if they help you up you know they are nice.

RedMonk, im very dissapointed with you, throwing things at girls you like, whats next clubbing them down and dragging them into your cave? :D
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