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Zeraph

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PS Jokes:
« on: May 27, 2004, 01:32:37 pm »
When is one of the only times Enkidukai jump into the water?
When there fur is on fire!

- Ok, pretty lame, but let?s see if you can make up a better PS related Joke?
« Last Edit: May 27, 2004, 01:33:51 pm by Zeraph »
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2004, 02:03:19 pm »
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When is one of the only times Enkidukai jump into the water?
When there fur is on fire!

That reminds me of that joke \"When are you allowed to spit at a Turkish woman?\" \"When her mustache is on fire\". The difference is that that one was actually half-funny, since it was implying that Turkish woman have mustaches. Implying that Enkidukais have fur is not even nearly funny, since they do have fur.

p.s. TYPO ALERT!!! \"their fur\", not \"there fur\"

*edit*
And no I don\'t know any PS Jokes, so don\'t ask.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2004, 02:05:07 pm by Skizzik »
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 02:16:15 pm »
Ok brace yourselves for lameness...

What is worse than a Nolthrir Elf without water?

A Xacha without a book.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 03:00:52 pm »
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Ok brace yourselves for lameness...

What is worse than a Nolthrir Elf without water?

A Xacha without a book.


wow funny
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2004, 03:21:15 pm »
I think someone should make a chain of jokes started from:
why did Faldrok cross the road?
No, seriously - I\'d like to see that ;)
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2004, 03:53:06 pm »
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Originally posted by Zeraph
When is one of the only times Enkidukai jump into the water?
When there fur is on fire!

That reminds me of that joke \"When are you allowed to spit at a Turkish woman?\" \"When her mustache is on fire\". The difference is that that one was actually half-funny, since it was implying that Turkish woman have mustaches. Implying that Enkidukais have fur is not even nearly funny, since they do have fur.

p.s. TYPO ALERT!!! \"their fur\", not \"there fur\"

*edit*
And no I don\'t know any PS Jokes, so don\'t ask.


Your a nasty piece of work arent you?
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 05:34:56 pm »
What is the difference between a Kran and a dwarf?

A Kran

Ok this one is taken from a reallife joke
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2004, 05:37:30 pm »
omg the lameness, please stop before someone gets hurt :P
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2004, 06:18:05 pm »
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What is the difference between a Kran and a dwarf?


A dwarf says, \"I mine rocks.\"
While a Kran says, \"Rocks are mine.\"

:( Yeah...
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2004, 06:34:14 pm »
Yeah, my nose is already bleeding...
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2004, 07:02:54 pm »
I think it was a good idea. I say proceed.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2004, 07:20:49 pm »
Okay, it\'s time to save this thread before things get really bad...

\"Why didn\'t the Kran cross the road?

He\'s still trying to figure the shortest way across!\"

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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2004, 07:25:51 pm »
MEDIC!

Nah that was kinda decent. Not sure how the Kran roleplayers will feel about the implication that theyre stupid lol.
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Tavern based of course :)
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2004, 07:40:20 pm »
Based on real jokes I\'ve heard - I\'m not that original :P


A large Enkidukai walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says \"I?ll have a large mug.................................................. of ale please\"
 
The Bartender replies \"Yeah sure, but what\'s with the big pause?\"    


Pause?.paws?you see?ah forget it :P


Two Kran walk into the bar......... :rolleyes: You\'d think one of them would\'ve seen it!

Apologies to you all
« Last Edit: May 27, 2004, 07:49:15 pm by Kada-El »
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2004, 08:01:16 pm »
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Originally posted by Kada-El
Two Kran walk into the bar......... :rolleyes: You\'d think one of them would\'ve seen it!

ROFL :D



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Originally posted by Cirque
Nah that was kinda decent. Not sure how the Kran roleplayers will feel about the implication that theyre stupid lol.

I don\'t mind jokes about Krans being stupid (and they\'re not, it\'s a misinterpretation of their page X( ), as long as the joke is good.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2004, 08:03:12 pm by SaintNuclear »
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