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Kada-El

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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2004, 08:09:20 pm »
;) sorry to prolong the grossly unfair racial stereotype but?.


Why did the Kran climb on to the tavern roof?


Because he heard drinks were on the house.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2004, 08:35:33 pm »
Unfair racial stereotyping adds an aspect of \"realism\" to the game :evil:
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2004, 10:03:35 pm »
Kada owns this thread...:) but thats just cuz RedMonk just found it.

Why is it that some fenkis cant become good rogues?
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they are always spotted :D

OMG...thats hilarious

*EHRUM*

Why do dwarves afford having treasurys?
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they always find low prices
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2004, 10:16:59 pm »
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Why do dwarves afford having treasurys?
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they always find low prices

This joke is not funny, i liked the jokes about krans more.
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Ok....
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2004, 12:54:21 am »
Why did the Dwarf Buy the smaller size?
The poor Dwarf was a little Short (by 2 tria)

Ok, this was a little low, but come on?

Sorry I wasn?t around, only one computer on the internet in the house  :(  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: May 28, 2004, 12:55:30 am by Zeraph »
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2004, 01:14:11 am »
Once there was a huge Kran, who everyone feared. The Kran weilded two large swords, and had a fierce reputation all across Hydlaa.

But one day, a small dwarf went up to the Kran and began making fun of the Kran\'s intelligence, which to be fair was slightly lower than average. The Kran took no notice of him, thinking it best that he ignored the small annoying dwarf.

This went on for several days, until finally the Kran could take it no more. \"That\'s it!!!\" he shouted, \"I\'m going to squish you to the seventh level!!!\"

\"Sorry man,\" the Dwarf was quick to reply, \"...Fighting won\'t be implemented until Crystal Blue.\"

And the dwarf was safe forever :)
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2004, 01:30:07 am »
What\'s more dangerous than an Enkidukai running with an open flame?

A Kran at an alchemist bench.
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2004, 04:14:24 am »
Heh thats not bad.
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2004, 05:02:31 am »
Whats more difficult than determining Laanx\'s gender?
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Getting drunk enough to make her look hot again.


(dont hit me talad!) o.o
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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2004, 05:13:02 am »
I think that Karakth?s joke is best funniest one! LoL!  Lets see:
* Thinks of a joke * ??? 20 mins later ??. * Still thinking of a joke * .........................   :D
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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2004, 05:58:29 am »
Hydlaa Post - May 28, 2004

Hydlaa, Yliakum (Reuters) -- A tragic fire has destroyed the personal library of of one large blue Kran.

Both of his books have been lost.

The Kran is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished colouring the second one.

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A Kran went to see a healer to get the results of his brain checkup. The doctor said: \"Mr. Kran, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.\"

The Kran interrupted, \"Well, that\'s normal, isn\'t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?\"

The healer replied, \"That\'s true, Mr. Kran. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn\'t anything right, while on the right side there isn\'t anything left.\"

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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2004, 07:31:53 am »
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Hydlaa Post - May 28, 2004

Hydlaa, Yliakum (Reuters) -- A tragic fire has destroyed the personal library of of one large blue Kran.

Both of his books have been lost.

The Kran is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished colouring the second one.



ROFL!! This joke is teh winz!!! :D

And Kada, I almost posted a joke like the Kran + Bar one, but I couldn\'t make it sound funny enough... :P
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2004, 07:47:59 am »
Good jokes Levski! :D

A ventriloquist (a person who holds a puppet and gives it a voice) was having a show and he was telling Kran joke after Kran joke, all the time reminding his audience about how stupid Krans are.
So finally a Kran stood up in the audience and shouted
\"HEY! who do you think you are to come here and judge me? Krans are not as stupid!\"
So the artist responded \"Relax friend. These are just jokes, nothing serious\"
The the Kran said \"Shut up! Im not talking to you! Im talking to that small guy sitting on your knees\"
« Last Edit: May 28, 2004, 07:48:48 am by TheRedMonk »
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2004, 08:02:39 am »
Harhar... bad times for Krans... :D
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2004, 11:34:24 am »
How can you upset a Kran ?

Put him in a circular room and tell him there is a crystal in a corner.


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Sorry, that\'s all I had...
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