PS Jokes:

[Quwaar]

Originally posted by Yann
How can you upset a Kran ?

Put him in a circular room and tell him there is a crystal in a corner.


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Sorry, that\'s all I had...

hahah, I Like it, it might be a lameass thread, but there are some good jokes And some really really bad ones

[Adeli]

Heh, the first few jokes, made my eyes want to bleed (after a meaningful talk, they decided to be nice to me).. then they improved, the first one to earn a smile being karakth, then levski stole the show. I\'d heard that one before RedMonk, but about a blonde, if I can think of anything witty enough, I\'ll add my 2 cents worth..
I\'m not very well versed in planeshift lore.

OT: anyone here play PristonTale, I\'m just trying to get some of that cool armor with a cape, 10 levels to go.. 22 ugh. I needed some combat, crystals annoy me after extended periods.

kudos to the jokesters.

[Zeraph]

A Kran walks into a Bar,
The bartender says, ?Ware do you get your hair cut??
The Kran replies, ?At Gray-Clips?

[Princess Aelya]

Originally posted by Zeraph
A Kran walks into a Bar,
The bartender says, ?Ware do you get your hair cut??
The Kran replies, ?At Gray-Clips?

And were back to page one

hehe all these kran jokes remind me alot of blonde jokes.

[Monketh]

What do you call an Xacha that falls for a Kran\'s trick?
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Stupid!  


Pardon that...

*locks his jokes back up in their cage*

[Syzerian]

an enki walks into a bar and sits next to a klyros
the klyros constantly pokes the enki and says \"zap\"
the enki then says \"you do that one more time and i will give you the worst beating in your life\"
the klyros stares at him for a moment then pokes him again and says \"zap\"
the enki then swings his club and hits the klyros between the legs
the klyros then says \"theres nothing there\"
the enki is puzzled and askes \"then how do you reproduce?\"
the klyros then stares at him for a few moments then pokes him and says \"zap\"
(klyros was the only thing i could think of for an alien sorry )

a ylian walks into a bar and sees a kran fishing around for something in his cup
the ylian goes over to him and askes \"what are you doing?\"
the kran replies \"the bartender said there is something in the water that seems to make krans stupid\"

omg i am lame

EDIT: ooh i got another one!
why did laanx go see michael jackson?
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because there are no mirrors in yliakum

[Olig]

What\'s the difference between a wagon full of dead ylians and a wagon full of dead krans?

You can\'t unload the wagon full of dead krans with a pitchfork.
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What do you do when a kran throws a pin at you?

Run away! Its got a grenade in its mouth!
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Whats the easiest race to beat in arm wrestling?

Dwarves; because during the match, their booster seat tends to slide off the stack of phone books.
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[Levski]

Ah! Thank you for the praise!

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A Kran went with his Ylian friend to see a litter of pterosaurs.
On returning home, the Kran breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy pterosaurs and two girl pterosaurs.
\"How did you know?\" his mother asked.
\"My friend picked them up and looked underneath,\" he replied.
\"I think it\'s printed on the bottom.\"

[faldrok]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Olig\'s and Levski\'s jokes were really funny. Most of the others I have heard with blonds, or any other stereotypical person/place/thing out there.

And Drak, I told you the answer to that through IRC. =.= Although, the most obvious answer for people in their right mind would be to get to the sugar refinery.  Duh! I am an addict. =.=

[Olig]

Whats the proudest moment of a young kran\'s life? Saying the word spelled in their alphabet soup. Whats the sad part? No one has the heart to tell them its really spagettios.

[Skizzik]

Originally posted by Syzerian
an enki walks into a bar and sits next to a klyros
the klyros constantly pokes the enki and says \"zap\"
the enki then says \"you do that one more time and i will give you the worst beating in your life\"
the klyros stares at him for a moment then pokes him again and says \"zap\"
the enki then swings his club and hits the klyros between the legs
the klyros then says \"theres nothing there\"
the enki is puzzled and askes \"then how do you reproduce?\"
the klyros then stares at him for a few moments then pokes him and says \"zap\"

Lol! Looks like someone\'s still in his sex, pee and pooh phase.

Originally posted by Cirque
Your a nasty piece of work arent you?

Where do you think Zeraph got that joke from? And seeing from this thread I\'m not the only one who didn\'t think that the burning enkidukai joke was funny.

[DevotedEternal]

A Ylians walks into a  tavern and sees a Xacha leaning against the wall. He walks up to the Xacha and says, \"Greetings. Would you care to hear a jest about a Kran?\" the Xacha replies, \"Are you sure you want to do that? The barkeep is a Kran, there are two Krans sitting at the bar, a troupe of three Kran bards, and couple of Krans sitting at a table... it might not be a wise move on your part.\" The Ylians pauses for a moment and answers \"I guess you\'re right... I wouldn\'t want to have to explain the joke eight times.\"

[Zeraph]

My jokes are lame because I only spent 20 seconds tops on them?

Ok, I modified this joke from one I knew:

A Kran & an Elf were practicing Archery in the woods.
The Kran accidentally shoots the Elf in the foot with an arrow.
The Elf is knocked unconscious from hitting his head on a rock.
The Kran shouts, ?I think I killed my friend! What do I do??
Someone replies, ?First you have to make sure he is dead.?
*THUD*
?Ok, did that, what?s next??

[Yann]

LOL these last 2 were good !  

[Kiva]

A Kran is sitting in a field, trying to row a boat through the corn. After a while, another Kran comes by in his cart. He stops and gets down on the road, looking at the obviously confused thing in the boat. \"What\'re you doing out there?\" the Kran with the cart asks. The Kran in the boat simply replies \"I\'m rowing my boat.\" The other Kran just shakes his head and gets up in his cart. \"You know, it\'s Kran\'s like you who give the rest of us a bad reputation,\" and he starts driving away, shouting back at the Kran in the boat, \"And if I could swim, I would have come out there and beat you up for it!\"



Bad... But it was worth a try.