Planeshift races banned from water park! Read all about it!
Its true! Managers at a local water park have prohibited most Planeshift races from even stepping past the entrance. Although the park\'s populas was mainly of Ylians, less common races have been banned for constant complaints and casualties in the area. \"We\'ve had enough!\" cries Redwolf, a water park employee, \"I am sick of cleaning all the Klyros crap from the pools!\"
Apart from the klyros making themselves \"at home\" around the pools, Lemurs and Xachas have also been banned for bringing several lawsuits against the park. Apparently, there was not enough suntan lotion for them, resulting in serious injuries and dark skin. \"It was costing us thousands!\" claims Burt the owner, \"Those people should stay out of the sun!\"
Oddly enough, Dermorians and Nolthrirs are also banned from the park. Their pointy ears scared off customers as they were easily mistakened for sharks skimming the water.
Sadly, Krans have also been banned despite their plees to continue their favorite activity; innertubing. \"We just had too many Krans clogging up the water slides and scratching open the sides\" says lifeguard Pizzaface, \"But no one can forget the Crugtor case.\" The Crugtor case, of course, was the accident of one particular Kran whom dissolved in the heavy chlorine after hours of trying to smell the scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
\"We want to create a kid-safe environment,\" says Burt, \"which is why the Diabolis are gone too.\" Diabolis are extreme socialists and party goers. Many of them have already been kicked out for smuggling booze and herbs into the park. They are also banned for insisting on playing thier favorite pool game; \"Bobbing for Diabolis\".
\"The dwarves were the worst of them all!\" claims Redwolf. Other employees, including Burt, all agreed on the dwarf problem. \"It was just too disgusting to handle anymore. We had to let them go,\" say Burt, \"We\'ve spent hours trying to clean out all the hair that clogged the filters in our kiddy pools! Nothing we\'ve tried has gotten rid of the mess!\" \"I admit, we will miss tossing them into the pools,\" says Pizzaface, \"but its a sacrifice we at the water park are willing to make.\"
The water park is now an exclusive attraction to Ylians and Ynnwns only. Many officials agree that the park has never been better. Enkidukais are surprisingly still allowed into the park, but thats only because they\'d rather stay away from the water and go to Nipper\'s Shoelace Heaven and Fishbar, located just down the street.
