PS Jokes:

[Shiva137]

Mass is not weight.  Weight depends upon what you\'re standing on.  You\'d weigh less on an asteroid.  However, mass is how much matter is within you, and is independent of the setting.

However, once you get into relativistic speeds, you can gain mass, so really you want to talk of inertia, not mass, for certain things.

Now then, Lordbug, if something has the same mass, it has the same weight on a given surface, say a planet.  Falling has nothing to do with mass.  However, lifting depends on inertia (an object\'s tendency to stay at a constant velocity until a force is acted upon it).  It takes more energy to move objects with more inertia because they resist change much more than ones with less inertia, but that has absolutely nothing to do with how quickly something will hit the ground.

I hope to have cleared this up.

[Lordbug]

*check his physics book

I never said that mass and weight is the same thing

Mass has nothing to do with weight (as I said) mass is invariable, but weight is.

I only said that 2 things with the same shape and mass and DIFERENT weight blabla... so if I said that there\'s no way that I could thought that mass and weight are the same thing.
Also I know the law of inertia, a body has the tendency to be like it is, if it\'s moving it keeps moving if there\'s no force stopping it, if it\'s in rest it stais in rest. That\'s why we need to have a seatbelt when we are in a car.

A heavier thing will fall faster.

We should keep on topic ppl (have no joke)

[Black_rose]

this one sucks


how many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none since their are none!


 8o  it sucked here is a real one....


why did the dwarf die?
he is dumb as all hell and forgot to breathe....


dwarves suck!!!!!!!!!!

[Exaero_Fiero]

Mass poisoning occurred last Sunday in Ojaveda after the arrival of new toys to the city market.
 Apparently all the victims were Enkidukai.
 As it has been determined later, all the suffered had accidently swallowed plastic toys of a Micky Mouse.

[Mezasa]

Originally posted by Lordbug
*check his physics book

I never said that mass and weight is the same thing

Mass has nothing to do with weight (as I said) mass is invariable, but weight is.

I only said that 2 things with the same shape and mass and DIFERENT weight blabla... so if I said that there\'s no way that I could thought that mass and weight are the same thing.
Also I know the law of inertia, a body has the tendency to be like it is, if it\'s moving it keeps moving if there\'s no force stopping it, if it\'s in rest it stais in rest. That\'s why we need to have a seatbelt when we are in a car.


A heavier thing will fall faster.

We should keep on topic ppl (have no joke)

I\'m sorry but that is wrong.  Have you never dropped a flat piece of paper and a balled up one?  They weigh the same, yet the balled up one hits the ground first.  Shape does have an effect on things falling.  If you take two pieces of paper, tape them together (leaving them still flat) and take one balled up piece, the balled up piece will still hit first, even though the other object weighs twice as much!

[Black_rose]

galileo is not wrong but his laws have to do with airodynamics

[Shiva137]

Lordbug, you\'re still missing the point; you cannot change something\'s weight without changing the gravity that\'s affecting it.  To have two objects with the same shape and mass, and a different weight, would require, say, a planet and an asteroid.

And yes, gravity does affect lighter mass objects easier than heavy mass objects, when it comes to lifting them up anyway.  Why?  Because the gravity is caused by a massive object in the first place (well, it\'s really caused by gravity well formed in the fabric of space-time, but let\'s not get into that).

[Kixie]

Exactly, I mean why do you think somethings just stop accellerating at a certain speed and cannot go any further? It\'s due to their mass and their aerodynamics. For instance, raindrops stop accelerating about 40% of their path to the earth. Why don\'t you think they keep getting faster and faster and faster untill they just shoot through us like bullets?

[Harkin]

there are many factors affecting speed at which something falls: aerodynanics is one, weight ISN\'T one, mass is one and force... if you throw something down it falls faster than something just dropped..

basic physics come on people and lets move right along...

[pedroozo]

a kran, a dwarf and a diaboli must go infront of a mirror and say something about themselves but they cant lie because if they lie the mirror will swallow them!
so the diaboli goes infront of a mirror and says: \"i think that i am  the prettiest in cristal blue!\" and the mirror swallows the diaboli
the dwarf goes infront of the mirror and says: \"I think that i am the smartest one in cristalblue\" and the mirror swallows him too.
a krat goes infront of the mirror and says: \"I think ...\" and the mirror swallosws the kran!

[Merdarion]

Well, it has not much to do with shape or aerodynamic, The heavier object is affected stronger by gravity but also affected stronger by the idleness of mass, which means that they are harder to get to move, while the lighter object isnt affected so much by idleness and gravity. Both fall at same speed. (here is where shape and aerodinamic comes into play, they make the minor difference)

[Blitzer]

Two Krans went fishing, and found an excellent spot. One kran has a bright idea and marks the spot by painting an X on the bottom of the boat. The other kran says, \"You\'re stupid. What if we come back and don\'t get the same boat?\"

When Kran\'s first started sending up astronauts into space, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, Kran scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300o C. The Enkidukai\'s  used a pencil.

[Exaero_Fiero]

You all aware that Enkidukai\'s starting intelligence is lower than Kran\'s, right?

[windwalker]

everyone bashes krans.....  from the begining of time

[Black_rose]

Y DID DA KID DEI??!!?!!?!???! LOL CAUSE HE DID NOT HAEV 3NOUGH HP!!!


used a translater to make myself look nerdier, sorry but this game needs help and i am starting to work with 3d models soon, man it will be great!!!!!!! it was a dis