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GideoN

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« Reply #150 on: January 06, 2005, 12:13:59 am »
Did you know that in the players guild it stands that Krans is made of silicon.. We could make boobies of them :P.. No im just kidding :)
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ok heres one
« Reply #151 on: January 06, 2005, 12:54:34 am »
ok when do you no you have to much time on your hands....

when your thinking of jokes for PS

lol
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« Reply #152 on: January 06, 2005, 12:55:55 am »
You might want to read this, GideoN.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2005, 12:56:36 am by Exaero_Fiero »
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« Reply #153 on: January 06, 2005, 02:00:59 pm »
Interesting idea..  But i wasnt serious :P . Just said that so i could bully my brother
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« Reply #154 on: January 31, 2005, 04:02:29 am »
Dwarfs do not cook well.
This is why you never eat them:
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« Reply #155 on: January 31, 2005, 04:48:47 am »
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Originally posted by Skizzik
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Originally posted by Zeraph
When is one of the only times Enkidukai jump into the water?
When there fur is on fire!

That reminds me of that joke \"When are you allowed to spit at a Turkish woman?\" \"When her mustache is on fire\". The difference is that that one was actually half-funny, since it was implying that Turkish woman have mustaches. Implying that Enkidukais have fur is not even nearly funny, since they do have fur.

p.s. TYPO ALERT!!! \"their fur\", not \"there fur\"

*edit*
And no I don\'t know any PS Jokes, so don\'t ask.


I don\'t know how global jokes are but in this case you must be dutch ;) :biggrin:
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sum of my past jokes
« Reply #156 on: January 31, 2005, 04:55:46 am »
1.why has every Enkiduka accused of a crime been convicted

because everyone so far\'s been caught red handed.


2.how do you get rid of a rival kran?

you challenge him to a swimming contest.


3.Why\'d the magic hat that the novice klyros was performing with have a big dent in the side of it?

The klyros had been told to wing it.
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« Reply #157 on: January 31, 2005, 05:20:14 am »
two Krans walking in the desert one to the other, Okay now i want to walk in the middle


a enkidukai comes into the tavern makes a triple salto lands on the bar and orders a beer.

a second enkidukai enters makes a quadruppeled salto lands on the bar and orders a drink like nothing happened

finally a tirth enkidukai enters makes a triple salto followed by a single backflip lands on the bar and orders a beer like nothing happened.

Woooow the bartender says, you guys are good what do you do for a living. well we are circus performers one of the enkidukai says. We are here with the circus that has just hit town this morning.

After a while a dwarf enters makes a triple salto followed by a double backflip lands on the bar and orders a big mug off beer like nothing happened.

WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the bartender says, you are really good are you with the circus too?

No says the dwarf you better get that carpet fixed at the entrance it\'s loose, before someone breaks his neck
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« Reply #158 on: January 31, 2005, 08:14:54 am »
Why are Krans very stupid, but still appreciated?

Because they rock!

(argh! very bad :P)


Why do Kran pray when they are walking?

Because faith moves mountains...

(no comments...)


How do we call a Dwarf between 4 Krans?

Noise.

(yeah you have to have some physical notions to understand it, but it still be bad...)


What name do we give to the Parkinson\'s disease when a Kran has it?

An earthquake...

(okay im stopping here :P)
« Last Edit: January 31, 2005, 08:21:19 am by Azuros »
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« Reply #159 on: January 31, 2005, 01:21:30 pm »
Awesome thread! More, PLEASE !!!
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« Reply #160 on: February 01, 2005, 12:13:03 am »
(17:26:47) Barandai says: does anyone know something about food?
(17:27:27) Clover says: Don\'t eat rotten meat, it\'s made of dwarves :)

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*two dwarfs are in the bar*
(17:29:53) Kaseijin says: this bar wasn\'t made with dwarf in mind
(17:31:54) Clover says: Maybe they could stand on each others shoulders *braces for the barrage of mugs*
« Last Edit: February 01, 2005, 12:14:53 am by Clover »
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« Reply #161 on: February 01, 2005, 02:19:09 am »
A Kran, out in the wilderness, decides he needs to \"go\".  He squats down, and begins to do his business.

A bold young Enkidukai, who\'s hoping to be known as a great explorer some day, happens by and notices the Mighty Kran.  \"Wow!\" he thinks, and realizing that he needs to \"go\" himself, decides to take this opportunity to commune with this great beast.  He parks alongside the Kran, and waits expectantly.

And for awhile, nothing happens... the two go about their business without a word.

Then suddenly, the Mighty Kran speaks.  \"Pardon me, but when you... go... does it stick to your fur?\"

The Enkidukai is awestruck! His opinion is being sought on the most important of topics!  \"Yes, yes it does! A lot!\" he exclaims.

The Mighty Kran reaches over, and grabs him by the neck.  \"Good,\" he says, and proceeds to wipe.
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« Reply #162 on: February 01, 2005, 06:30:56 pm »
What comes out if you push a Kran down a ledge?

Rock \'n\' Roll

How can you keep a Kran busy for an unlimited amount of time?

Take a sheet of paper and write on both sides \"Please Turn!\"

Three Dermorians go into a wood,
none comes out,
why?

they all forgot the time while hugging the trees (Well if there are so many)

Two newts wander through Hydlaa, all of a sudden a Klyros flies over them,
One newt to the other When I am big i am also going to be a pilot

And last but not least:

Two insane stonebreakers broke out of the \'sanctuary\',
They get by an Stonebreaker girl, who is desperatly trying to smith a sword.
One asks why she is so desperate,
on what she replies that it broke and now she cant hunt down gobbles to get the precious Rotten Meat.
So one of the two decides to resmith the sword and the other says that he will walk on slowly so that the other one can catch up.

After a short time of wandering the other mad dwarf catches up a wonderful forged sword in his hands.

Where did you get that sword? the dwarf asks

Well after I smithed the sword the girl said that I should come with her,
She led me behind a house, pulled of her shirt, pulled of her pants and said that i should take what i want,
wll I took the sword He replied.

Right, right, I think that her pants wouldnt have fit you anyways
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« Reply #163 on: February 01, 2005, 08:56:53 pm »
Why did Krans always learn magic ways in a group of 3 ?

One to read, one other to write, and the last to watch over this 2 dangerous intellectuals.

Mmmm, well it was a try...
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« Reply #164 on: February 01, 2005, 11:18:39 pm »
don\'t tell a joke to a kran...it might crack him up

ok... how about some jokes about humans?...
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