I\'ll make that one. SO HERE IT IS :
THE MARTIAN GUILD.
You can\'t join unless you are from mars.
You\'ll need to bring your Martian driving license or a letter and photograph stamped by the authority at Oork Skrozz Blorgh.
We\'ll even consider abductees of martian ships( I reckon that after all that probing there has to a little bit of mars lodged in you;)). However you will need to provide the same id as mentioned above of any of your abductors and a photograph of that individual probing you.
Also considered will be anyone daft enough to forge such evidence and apply.
So let those applications come in people.
Our activities will be:
- Abducting people and......

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- Creating crop circles and/or circular crops
- Experimenting on cows, dogs and sheep.
- Landing product endorsement contracts.
- Running for US presidency.
- Holding social martian events.
- Filing a petition for observance of holiday on the holy martian day of \"Kzzplgh ZZmmmng\".
- Fighting against sexual harassment of martians in the workplace.
etc.
Our back story is:
We are martians who came to earth to dominate humans and take in the sights and the cuisine. Only our spaceship had a flat tire and since we couldn\'a push it home we now are looking for the secret designs of the \"fartjet propulsion system\" designed by an Axsyrus led team of flatulent mages of the Arcane Order. (the principle is simple : Aim, Light a match and FIRE!:D. But the arcane order guys were able to contain the chain reaction by some secret \"Gas Harnessing thingy of +1 non-stinkiness\".)
On topic:I think you guys are misunderstanding this fellow who started this guild. I think he intended this to be a farcical announcement.
EDIT: Thankee guvnor karakth:)