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Kuiper7986

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If you were a superhero...
« on: July 01, 2004, 07:35:15 am »
I just thought since I saw Spiderman, they like said everyone had a super-hero inside of them, in the form of courage, bravery, etc... Well if you were a superhero how would you be it?

Here\'s the format which makes it for everyone make it much more simpler to understand:

*Name: (Superhero name)

*How did you get your powers: (How did you become a superhero)?

*Appearance: (Basically what would you look like)?

*Biological Changes: (What changes physically happened? ex: extra strength? more muscle, bigger brain, etc...)

*Projectile: (If you have a projectile what would it be? Organically produced projectile Spiderman had spider webs, or man-made like Batman and his little batman boomerang things)?

*Hand Combat Fighting Style: (Every hero fights differently when he has to fight hand combat. Tell us if your fighting style is after a certain type of martial arts, or is it your own style. If it is your own style; describe it. Like Spiderman has his own style, he always fights with very low and attacks more with swiftness and number of attacks than brute strength).

*Weakness: (Everyone has a weakness whether it\'d be physical or mental. Superman had physical weakness to kryptonite. Spiderman had mental weakness to not knowing why he lives such a difficult life).

« Last Edit: July 01, 2004, 07:38:18 am by Kuiper7986 »
My name is NOT pronounced, \"Kway-per,\" it\'s pronounced \"Kye-per.\"

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2004, 06:09:50 pm »
Name: Awsome man

Got Powers: Born with them

Appearance: I look awsome!

Biological Changes: Im sexier and smarter and just better      than everyone else

Projectile: I have so much \"awsome\" in me, i can use that as a projectile.

Hand Combat Fighting Style: I know all the awsome styles.

Weakness: I get destracted by my awsomeness
« Last Edit: July 02, 2004, 10:21:49 pm by RussianVodka »



Q: How many Planeshifters does it take to expalin a simple concept to a newb?
A: Six. Five to argue on who\'s explanation is right, and Moogie to lock the thread.

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2004, 06:32:02 pm »
OT: Do you have the urge to make another stupid thread everyday? Are you just doing this to raise your post count because the ammount of threads you and Snow Raven make constantly surely make it look like this! Maybe im wrong but thats just how I see it.

Blunt Man obviously!

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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2004, 10:06:19 pm »
Well, you have more posts than he does, in a shorter amount of time than he has been here. Also, replying to this you were raising your post count. You can say I am trying to raise mine too, but I hardly post here, so that would be a stupid thing to say. Ok, on to the Super Hero... ;)

Name: The Sugar Masta

Powers:I ate too much sugar; duh!

Appearance: A giant covered in pure Cane Sugar.

Biological Changes: Can taste if any food(or drink) has real sugar or the fake Splenda(etc.) crap in it.

Projectile: I will probably just throw my sugar arm at you. It grows back.

Hand Combat Fighting Style: Street Fighting, with a little sugar trickery.

Weakness: Water and the scent of a really good sugary item.

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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2004, 11:25:27 pm »
okay so what if I like stupid threads.

I don\'t have anything to do till college starts, I\"m at home all day, I have no summer school...so yah pretty much stupid posts that are legit is pretty much a full time summer job. However is Planeshift just pshh I don\'t know...happen to be released sometime before August, then I\'ll prolly do that instead.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2004, 11:40:15 pm by Kuiper7986 »
My name is NOT pronounced, \"Kway-per,\" it\'s pronounced \"Kye-per.\"

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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2004, 12:11:55 am »
Don\'t worry about it, Kuiper. This is an interesting, original thread, something that people can actually take part in, and provide others with alot of interesting reading. :)

Far better than Snow_Raven, who spams this forum with thread after thread of the crap he finds on the Internet, and actually thinks someone here cares.


Anyways, here\'s mine:


Name:  Kitty Kaboom!

Powers:  Irresistable seduction ;) and the ability to climb rough surfaces with bare claws. (Useful to escape my arch enemy, Dogboy of Doom!)

Appearance:  Humanoid feline; kitty ears, slender tail, clawed hands and feet, cat-like eyes.

Biological changes:  All of the above, plus the ability to produce strong pheramones from her pores.

Projectile:  Can cough up explosive hairballs and hurl them at the enemy! ;)

Hand Combat Style:  Trapped animal/crazy scratching and jumping around.

Weakness:  Water! EEeek get it AWAY!!

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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2004, 12:49:21 am »
Uhm...Cats don\'t have pores. If they had pores, they\'d become wet everytime they ran.
~Karakth, Arcane Loremaster of the Arcane Order.



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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2004, 01:01:57 am »
Um, nobody said she was a CAT. :) (And nobody said these have to be perfectly scientifically plausable, if they did I apologise).

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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2004, 01:23:13 am »
Lemme get this right; 9 posts and 3 super heros. Why won\'t people just make a super hero!!! Err, Kuiper; you started this thread and don\'t even have a Super Hero...?

Hmm, someone should be Water Gazaga or something. Would already beat 2/3 of the Super Heros. All 3 if you tell the awesome guy that he looks awesome. The Water Gazaga would be INVINCIBLE. Hmm, ***idea***

Name: Water Gazaga

Powers: Producing big Tidal waves and Water Tornadoes(I forgot name); also destroying Sugar and scaring \"cat\"-like heroes.

Appearance: A muk-like creature(in looks) but instead of mud, place water. Can also transform into a glass of water to choke people when they drink it.

Biological Changes: Made of water and can do everything water can do; including using the bathroom.

Projectile: Listed in Powers

Hand Combat Fighting Style: Kung FU Fighting, from his favorite song \"Kung FU Fighting\"

Weakness: A pot on a heated stove *shudders*

EDIT: Typos...
« Last Edit: July 03, 2004, 01:25:21 am by faldrok »

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2004, 02:14:24 am »
lol, most people seem to like snow_ravens posts xD

For me:

Name: God

Powers: Smiting people I don\'t like

Appearance: Don\'t have a body.

Biological Changes: Lacking a body.

Projectile: Everything.

Hand Combat Fighting Style: I have hands?

Weakness: Non-believers.

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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2004, 04:05:42 am »
Wow xordan thats interesting. can you actually post a diety as a superhero though? its  pretty much a one sided fight against bad guys dont you think?
Madness is merely an extension of sanity.

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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2004, 04:26:51 am »
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lol, most people seem to like snow_ravens posts xD

For me:

Name: God

Powers: Smiting people I don\'t like

Appearance: Don\'t have a body.

Biological Changes: Lacking a body.

Projectile: Everything.

Hand Combat Fighting Style: I have hands?

Weakness: Non-believers.

lol you uber leet fool!

Name: Syzerian
Powers: perfect accuracy, extremely fast and agile
Appearance: medival steel type armor, glowing sky blue Eyes, white hair in a ponytail
Biological Changes: superhuman accuracy and agility, can withstand extreme cold temperatures
Projectile: lightning bolt from DFJ-LightningRifle
Fighting Style: Headshot!;)
Weakness: fire and rockets >.<

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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2004, 07:11:15 am »
Name: Mr.Normal

Got Powers: By watching the Simpsons marathon

Appearance: Did somebody even notice me?

Biological changes: Grown belly and bloody eyes.

Projectile: Can bore you to death by just speaking.

Hand to hand combat: Just wait until I get up from this chair.....

Weakness: Hates Pepsi commercials.

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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2004, 07:37:49 am »
Name : depression Man

Got powers by : being morbid and just plan nuts :D

Appearance : you dont want to know

Biological changes : You dont want to know ( in other words \" i dont know\")

Projectile : i dont need any

Fighting style : i dont fight i dont have to i just stand there and depress you ! then you start talking/mumbling \'why iam i here , MY LIFE IS WASTED ! No one likes me ....ect ect \" and you curl up in a fetal positon and suck your tumb

Weakness : head shrinks, happy day time kiddie programs like barey the purple dinosaur *shudders* , self motivational tapes ,  the pharse \"YES I CAN\"


Also Moogie if ya want to know i have a personal qouta to meet each day on how much rubbish i have to post so i can get on with my life :D j/k

its just sad that people here are so senstive :P
« Last Edit: July 03, 2004, 07:41:22 am by snow_RAveN »
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2004, 10:39:18 am »
*Name: NAKED MAN

*How did you get your powers: I dont want to talk about what that evil dog did to me
*Appearance: A naked man

*Biological Changes: Bigger.. oh wait that could be breaking the CoC and I dont want to do that :P
*Projectile: Farts of death (a gas canister with the smell of the worst farts in the world in it)

*Hand Combat Fighting Style: Just prancing about

*Weakness: Being laughed at for being naked :P.

The perfect hero for me to be and I even have a female version but thats to rude to go on the forum :P.