Funny PS Quotes

[shadowkhan]

Alright everyone. For those of you who have Aineko\'s Mods (and still have ur chat log), lets see if we can scrounge together some funny qotes

I\'m gonna have to go look through mine to see if i can find any, cause i really cant remember any off the top of my head lol. (and thats why we have chat logs)

[Waylander]

Lets see, oh here is one \"THE KHAN\" oh and here we have \"Youngster\"....Further on we have \"/me returns to AFKness\"  and a bit earlier we have (coming from you) \"You are #1 on my list\"  and \"I have now put stars around your name\"...allll off the top of my head

[Syzerian]

I forget who said this one but its my favourite
\"OMG MY UNDERWEAR DONT FIT! TALAD PLZ FIX!\"

[shadowkhan]

yeah. good times man. good times. so many people to kill, so little time.

[Waylander]

Heh and I am #1 still THE KHAN?  plz tell me I am number one, yougnster

K...again, I have had my fun

[shadowkhan]

I dont kno waylander...its still a toss up between u and elk i think. Its pretty much gonna come down to whoever i see first i think lol.

[Kada-El]

A couple I found after a quick look, but there\'s so much to wade through in those logs!


Sirspike, new to PS, approaches some likely looking established players in need of help...

Sirspike says: hi!
>Nilaya greets sirspike.
Sirspike says: whats the controls?
Sirspike says: whats the controls???
Grakrim says: How did you get in here if you don\'t know the controls?
Sirspike says: hello anyone?
Sirspike says: whats the conbtrols?
Grakrim says: But you walked here...
Nilaya says: sirspike, a, s, d, w, space, m, shift, arrow keys, r
Sirspike says: someone help please?
Grakrim puzzles over the philosphy, \"How many roads must a man walk down before he learns the controls?\"

Acraig approaches a group of players and takes up position between two female Dermorians...

Acraig says: mmm between two lovely ladies
Gronomist says: ....
Zetsumei says: nee!
Moogie says: lol acraig
Zetsumei says: hmm
Zetsumei says: sounds like something I\'d say
Acraig says: but that really is an axe in my pocket
Axsyrus says: lol acraig
Moogie says: sure it is
Harveywallbanger says: lol acraig

[Waylander]

omg! Acraig rules

And I will be the one Shadow, I will be....not matter what it takes

Note: Both those who are tied for first have gone out or are going out with Karyuu....coincidence? I think so

[Mordaan]

this is rather long but a trivia question (a made up one) by Monketh somehow led to a \"discussion\" over whether monkeys are food.

Monketh shouts: \"What are the NPC\'s on strike for?\" (400) #28
Monketh shouts: Hint: It\'s a food item
Sangwa shouts: Lassy?
Elkindel shouts: cheese?
Cadoras shouts: hot dogs?
Elkindel shouts: ale?
Monketh shouts: C\'est pas le fromage
Harveykeitel shouts: reuben sandwiches?
Silicite shouts: do they want more beer?
Monketh shouts: no
Karyuu shouts: Cheese! XD
Elkindel shouts: lots of cheese?
Sangwa shouts: Ale?
Sangwa shouts: Wine?
Sangwa shouts: Bread?
Cadoras shouts: MOnkeyrs
Elkindel shouts: monkeys arent food O.o
Silicite shouts: they want to eat cake?
Monketh shouts: /cryptic sometimes you put cheese on it
Harveykeitel shouts: ruebens must be it.  corned beef is delicious
Cadoras shouts: monkeys are food
Sangwa shouts: Pie?
Mordaan shouts: nachos?
Elkindel shouts: crackers?
Cadoras shouts: crackers
Ghostslayer shouts: meat?
Monketh shouts: melted cheese
Silicite shouts: spaghetti?
Cadoras shouts: toast
Sangwa shouts: Cadoras monkeys are NOT food
Mordaan shouts: lol
Sangwa shouts: ^^
Cadoras shouts: yes they ARE
Monketh shouts: lol
Elkindel shouts: monkeys arent food......
Xeraans shouts: yall are making me hungry
Sangwa shouts: No they are NOT!
Cadoras shouts: they are spicy food
Ghostslayer shouts: they can be...
Monketh shouts: Kids hate it
Silicite shouts: nachos!
Sangwa shouts: Omg
Mordaan shouts: broccoli
Cadoras shouts: spinach
Ghostslayer shouts: brocoli
Harveykeitel shouts: I know... el pollo loco
Silicite shouts: broccoli!
Sangwa shouts: Cabage
Monketh shouts: Mordaan Is correct!
Xeraans shouts: CANDY!
Harveykeitel shouts: tanduri chicken
Silicite shouts: cauliflower?
Sangwa shouts: Baked beans
Mordaan shouts: :-D
Elkindel shouts: ...monkeys arent food
Harveykeitel shouts: it means we are all cultists :p
Monketh shouts: Xeraans, you put melted cheese on candy?
Xeraans shouts: YES
Cadoras shouts: pasta?
Silicite shouts: cheese is good with everything!
Monketh shouts: 0o
Sangwa shouts: *gets sick*
Xeraans shouts: ketchup on ice cream
Elkindel shouts: O.o *is oddly distuebed by the image of cadoras eating monkeys*
Harveykeitel shouts: cheese is  |------this good -----|
Monketh shouts: alright, the question was answered already
Silicite shouts: monkey brains are a delicacy
Sangwa shouts: *is more disturbed about the image of Xeerans eating monkeys with cheedse*
Monketh shouts: \"Le fromage.  Yeah, it\'s that important.\"
Elkindel shouts: well....cheese makes most everything better
Elkindel shouts: but monkeys.....
Cadoras shouts: Monkeys are there own food group
Redlars shouts:  mmm, butt monkeye
Silicite shouts: mmm... cheese...
Ghostslayer shouts: have you ever eaten a monkey elkindel?
Cadoras shouts: butt Monkeys with cheese
Sangwa shouts: Monkeye X_X
Elkindel shouts: nope, dont plan to : p
Silicite shouts: monkey burger royale with cheese
Ghostslayer shouts: then how do you know cheese doesnt make them taste better? :p
Cadoras shouts: lol
Gronomist shouts: Sangwa - Killing monks and eating their eyes are against the rules... Please stop that.
Sangwa shouts: Stop that *get\'s sick*
Sangwa shouts: I will try =P
Silicite shouts: double monkey burger royale with bacon and cheese
Sangwa shouts: I hope I can control myself not to eat monk eyes


(I edited out various greets and newbie questions not prevalent to the topic   )

[Waylander]

Hahaha, I remember that, \'twas good times
 And I still say Monkeys are food, and nothing will make me think differently!!!

[shadowkhan]

Ack. where am i when all the good stuff happens lol.

That was great by the way Kada

maybe...u kno...since i started this thread, i should find something funny. hmmm.

[shadowkhan]

Oh. Right. Forgot one thing....

*baps cadoras/armeen/waylander*

Hush u. This has nothing to do with karyuu lol. *points to kary\'s name on his blade*

I wanna kill her too

[ForteX]

Waylander, there is a funny text that shows people like you. People who like monkeys and their \"monkey Powa\".

I like Monkeys! The pet store was selling them for
five cents a pieace. I thought this was odd since
they were normally a couple thousand. I decided
not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought
200 of them.

I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I
have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was
Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them
were really bright. They kept punching themselves
in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the
genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into
my room.

They didn\'t adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech and hurl
themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam
into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it\'s third
hour. Two hours later I found out why all the
monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No
apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped
dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it
dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys. I
didn\'t know what to do. There were 200 dead
monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the
dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like
I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn\'t work.
It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and
one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I
tried to pretend that they were just stuffed
animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they
began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I
had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my
toilet and I didn\'t want to call a plumber. I was
embarrassed. I tried to slow down the
decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely
there was only enough room for two at a time, so I
had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to
eat all the food in the freezer so it didn\'t go bad. I
tried to burn them, but little did I know that my
bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two
dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one
hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a
pile on my bed, The odor wasn\'t improving. I
became agitated at my inability to dispose of the
dead monkeys and I really had to use the
bathroom.

So, I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I
felt better. I tried throwing them away but the
garbage man said the city was not allowed to
dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet
one. He couldn\'t take it either. I didn\'t bother
asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as
Christmas gifts. My friends didn\'t quite know what
to say. They pretended to like them, but I could
tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them
in the genitals.

I know it is not a PS quote but hey, it is funny =)
Also, I don\'t know who is the autor for this. I saw it first at Ebaum\'s World, but then they erased it. Found on a geocities page with no name or anything, if anyone knows the author of this text, let me know to give credit for the text.

[shadowkhan]

*wipes a tear from his eye*

woo. that was good XD

This quote i have is really random...but thats just me 0_o

I had been having a conspiracy about karyuu before this so u kno what was going on before:

 me and kary already had this conversation lol
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i had to put on me conspiracy theory hippo.
GuildChat from Karyuu: It looked lovely on you, by the way..
GuildChat from Psybur: Convo on what? D:
GuildChat from Nilaya: lol
GuildChat from Karyuu: Complimented your cheekbones.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i accused her of being a freaky 50 year old gay guy trying to hook up in a virtual game.
GuildChat from Nilaya: What the...
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i kno...i love how taht hippo fits me
GuildChat from Psybur: ... Ok shadow... THAT IS CREEPING A BIT
GuildChat from Nilaya: Yeah, I agree with Psy
Karyuu tells you: ^5 XD
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: meh. i was bored so i had to think of SOMETHING funny.

[Waylander]

Well, if those pictures that she has on the web of her are actualy her, then she looks pretty good for a 50 year old gay guy